Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Ash Man » Thu Dec 10, 2015 5:24 pm

Booney wrote:
The Ash Man wrote:Ian Chappell


I second that motion. "When I was playing", "Wouldn't have done that when I was playing".

That's 40 ******* years ago Chappelli!


Exactly! Absolute flog
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby woodublieve12 » Fri Dec 11, 2015 8:29 am

Not sure if I put this in this thread or make me laugh thread, but

People who believe all Muslims are terrorists. Morons.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Dark Knight » Fri Dec 11, 2015 6:54 pm

The ads on Tapatalk in the unread topics tab (surely other people get them?) Go away!

The ads now at the start of EVERY Cricket Australia app video. FFS they shit me.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Magellan » Sat Dec 12, 2015 4:35 pm

woodublieve12 wrote:Not sure if I put this in this thread or make me laugh thread, but

People who believe all Muslims are terrorists. Morons.

Yep. Plenty of them going around at the moment.

Exhibit A: Donald Trump.
Exhibit B: People who attended today's 10th anniversary of the Cronulla riots (all 120 of them, apparently).
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby am Bays » Sat Dec 12, 2015 8:45 pm

It's scary, can't believe those idiots' votes are worth the same as mine!

There really should be an IQ test for all voters!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby shoe boy » Mon Dec 14, 2015 7:24 am

George Pell and the Catholic church.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Mon Dec 14, 2015 8:46 am

shoe boy wrote:George Pell and the Catholic church.


I knew what this post was gonna be before I even clicked on the thread.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JK » Mon Dec 14, 2015 10:32 am

The number of times I've been at a pub recently, and ventured to the toilets to see some young stud doing his hair in the mirror, then walkout with the tap still running full bore. I'm no tree hugger and someone else grooming themselves is their business, but FFS seriously how hard is it to turn off a ******* tap?!?!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby BZB27 » Mon Dec 14, 2015 1:54 pm

Doing a number 2 in a port a loo and sweating like im in a sauna
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Mon Dec 14, 2015 2:24 pm

BZB27 wrote:Doing a number 2 in a port a loo and sweating like im in a sauna

Make sure you turn the tap off...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JK » Mon Dec 14, 2015 2:40 pm

Spargo wrote:
BZB27 wrote:Doing a number 2 in a port a loo and sweating like im in a sauna

Make sure you turn the tap off...


Yep and try not to faucet
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Magellan » Mon Dec 14, 2015 2:49 pm

JK wrote:
Spargo wrote:
BZB27 wrote:Doing a number 2 in a port a loo and sweating like im in a sauna

Make sure you turn the tap off...


Yep and try not to faucet

Sounds like a total drip.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Mon Dec 14, 2015 2:58 pm

Not this shit again
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Magellan » Mon Dec 14, 2015 3:07 pm

HH3 wrote:Not this shit again

Not strictly a bathroom/tap reference, but they are often found in bathrooms, so I'll pay it. ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Mon Dec 14, 2015 3:14 pm

I'll washer this one with interest.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Magellan » Mon Dec 14, 2015 3:17 pm

Booney wrote:I'll washer this one with interest.

I think we've already started to plumb the depths.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MatteeG » Mon Dec 14, 2015 3:24 pm

Magellan wrote:
JK wrote:
Spargo wrote:
BZB27 wrote:Doing a number 2 in a port a loo and sweating like im in a sauna

Make sure you turn the tap off...


Yep and try not to faucet

Sounds like a total drip.


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dogwatcher » Mon Dec 14, 2015 5:17 pm

Arsonists.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Magellan » Mon Dec 14, 2015 7:48 pm

Butt I'm sure he was on a date.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Thu Dec 17, 2015 11:37 am

That Southern Cross Cleaning ad they play ALL the time on triple M..... real smug prick saying how he takes pride in his boat and its a place for his family to meet and do business etc....... how many triple M listeners have their boats moared at Holdfast Shores..... FFS!
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