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Postby am Bays » Tue Dec 22, 2015 12:45 pm

Footy Chick wrote:i do have windows 10. it was working really well for me with firefox until I did this update.


Do you have the computer plugged in and turned on.....

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby norwood8 » Tue Dec 22, 2015 11:09 pm

Christmas Carols, can't stand any of them. Hats off to anyone who works in retail and has to listen to that rubbish every day.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Failed Creation » Wed Dec 23, 2015 8:19 am

norwood8 wrote:Christmas Carols, can't stand any of them. Hats off to anyone who works in retail and has to listen to that rubbish every day.


It's a tough gig, I can tell you.

I always hate Mariah Carey 10x more around Christmas.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Magellan » Wed Dec 23, 2015 8:28 am

Failed Creation wrote:I always hate Mariah Carey 10x more around Christmas.

The only person who doesn't is James Packer. For now. ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Failed Creation » Wed Dec 23, 2015 8:47 am

Magellan wrote:
Failed Creation wrote:I always hate Mariah Carey 10x more around Christmas.

The only person who doesn't is James Packer. For now. ;)


It won't last.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby helicopterking » Wed Dec 23, 2015 9:47 am

Magellan wrote:
Failed Creation wrote:I always hate Mariah Carey 10x more around Christmas.

The only person who doesn't is James Packer. For now. ;)


In her Prime tho, she was one of the best to look at.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby carey » Thu Dec 24, 2015 4:12 pm

helicopterking wrote:
Magellan wrote:
Failed Creation wrote:I always hate Mariah Carey 10x more around Christmas.

The only person who doesn't is James Packer. For now. ;)


In her Prime tho, she was one of the best to look at.



Still got great tits.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Thu Dec 24, 2015 5:33 pm

They would touch the floor now Carey
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Magellan » Thu Dec 24, 2015 7:29 pm

Brodlach wrote:They would touch the floor now Carey

Any relation? ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby carey » Thu Dec 24, 2015 8:01 pm

Brodlach wrote:They would touch the floor now Carey



I'd still be happy to pick them up off the floor.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Thu Dec 24, 2015 9:00 pm

I thought they were Tupperware containers these days
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Psyber » Mon Dec 28, 2015 4:16 pm

Persuaded to go to midnight Mass by Catholic girlfriend, to keep her company Xmas Eve, and suffered incense poisoning.
That following Easter when a European wasp stung me when I did the Stations of the Cross with her - at the 8th station.
Atheism now thoroughly reinforced...

However, I got away with publicly declaring my atheism outside the church after the service, when her friends asked if I were Catholic too.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jase » Mon Dec 28, 2015 4:22 pm

RustyCage wrote:The Crew Cut by VS Sassoon.

If you've bought one of these for someone for Christmas, take it back. If you get given one for Christmas just smile politely and say thank you, before searching the house for the receipt.

It's good in theory, but as the blades are fixed to the unit and don't move, as you go over your head it cuts some as the length you set it at, and some right at the skin. I now have to go over my head with a #0 to fix up the bald patches it's left me with.

Avoid like the plague.

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Got one for Christmas... seems to work ok so far...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Dec 29, 2015 9:41 am

carey wrote:
Brodlach wrote:They would touch the floor now Carey



I'd still be happy to pick them up off the floor.

Her curtains will probably be there alongside them.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby carey » Tue Dec 29, 2015 2:08 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
carey wrote:
Brodlach wrote:They would touch the floor now Carey



I'd still be happy to pick them up off the floor.

Her curtains will probably be there alongside them.



I'd dive in head first.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Fri Jan 01, 2016 9:18 am

carey wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
carey wrote:
Brodlach wrote:They would touch the floor now Carey



I'd still be happy to pick them up off the floor.

Her curtains will probably be there alongside them.



I'd dive in head first.

And probably fit....
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Failed Creation » Fri Jan 01, 2016 8:15 pm

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby stampy » Fri Jan 01, 2016 9:54 pm

Brodlach wrote:They would touch the floor now Carey



knock her back would ya?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby RustyCage » Fri Jan 01, 2016 9:56 pm

Playing Tetris in a suitcase trying to fit everything in. Stupid souvenir shops
I'm gonna break my rusty cage and run
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Mon Jan 04, 2016 8:06 am

Back to work day.
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