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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Q. » Fri Mar 04, 2016 12:27 pm

hahaha, funny cos it's true
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Failed Creation » Fri Mar 04, 2016 3:49 pm

Booney wrote:Had our general waste bin collected this morning, as it was collected one nasty big fat rat climbed out of the truck and ran in under some pallets outside.

Me, not too proud to admit they make me sick. I hate them.....seems the old chap who works 3 days a week here, he's ok with them. :lol:

I move the pallets out, he heads in with a broom, stuns the fat bastard and while it's still writhing he grabs it's tail and belts it's head against the pallet racking. :lol:

Me, I've put my apron on and I'm on the kitchen table squealing. Laughing my arse off at how he handled it, but squealing nonetheless.


I ******* hate mice and rats. They literally make me sick.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby jakovasaurus » Fri Mar 04, 2016 5:03 pm

Failed Creation wrote:
Booney wrote:Had our general waste bin collected this morning, as it was collected one nasty big fat rat climbed out of the truck and ran in under some pallets outside.

Me, not too proud to admit they make me sick. I hate them.....seems the old chap who works 3 days a week here, he's ok with them. :lol:

I move the pallets out, he heads in with a broom, stuns the fat bastard and while it's still writhing he grabs it's tail and belts it's head against the pallet racking. :lol:

Me, I've put my apron on and I'm on the kitchen table squealing. Laughing my arse off at how he handled it, but squealing nonetheless.


I ******* hate mice and rats. They literally make me sick.



Worked at the grain silos/bunkers once upon a time. So saw dozens of rats/mice on a good day, shit loads more on others.

And Rats scare me. They were pain resistant. Belted them with shovels and crowbars and they'd take it on the chin, play dead for several seconds then run off.

Once saw a rat run and jump off a ledge to get away from me with a shovel. Fell about 8m onto concrete. Heard the really loud slap. By time I climbed down, it had shaken itself off and ran away. No harm done.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magellan » Sun Mar 06, 2016 12:06 pm

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby BoundaryRider84 » Sun Mar 06, 2016 12:31 pm

jakovasaurus wrote:
Failed Creation wrote:
Booney wrote:Had our general waste bin collected this morning, as it was collected one nasty big fat rat climbed out of the truck and ran in under some pallets outside.

Me, not too proud to admit they make me sick. I hate them.....seems the old chap who works 3 days a week here, he's ok with them. :lol:

I move the pallets out, he heads in with a broom, stuns the fat bastard and while it's still writhing he grabs it's tail and belts it's head against the pallet racking. :lol:

Me, I've put my apron on and I'm on the kitchen table squealing. Laughing my arse off at how he handled it, but squealing nonetheless.


I ******* hate mice and rats. They literally make me sick.



Worked at the grain silos/bunkers once upon a time. So saw dozens of rats/mice on a good day, shit loads more on others.

And Rats scare me. They were pain resistant. Belted them with shovels and crowbars and they'd take it on the chin, play dead for several seconds then run off.

Once saw a rat run and jump off a ledge to get away from me with a shovel. Fell about 8m onto concrete. Heard the really loud slap. By time I climbed down, it had shaken itself off and ran away. No harm done.


I was once climbing down a ladder at the silos and a big mother of a fat rat just calmly walked across my hands with not a care in the world
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Mon Mar 07, 2016 10:14 am

That Tomic halfway through his Davis Cup match is more concerned about talking about Krygios and not on the match....
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Spargo » Mon Mar 07, 2016 11:22 am

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:That Tomic halfway through his Davis Cup match is more concerned about talking about Krygios and not on the match....

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magellan » Mon Mar 07, 2016 11:50 am

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:That Tomic halfway through his Davis Cup match is more concerned about talking about Krygios and not on the match....

From what I understand in the press conference Tomic bagged Kyrgios about faking being crook etc. Hewitt, who is the Davis Cup captain (which is more like a coach, am I right?) sat next to Tomic and then basically said that Kyrgios was crook and that was good enough for him.

Tomic may be a full-time card-carrying knob, but what kind of leadership is happening within the team that players feel obligated to publicly cast aspersion over their teammates?

As captain surely leadership and team morale etc is Hewitt's role. Could you imagine a footy post-match conference where one player names and bags out a teammate in no uncertain terms, and the coach just sits there and lets him get away with it? I would've though Hewitt might've tried to hose Tomic's comments down, but from what I saw, he didn't.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby bennymacca » Tue Mar 08, 2016 1:45 pm

It was Hewitt's first ever Tie as captain, so it is probably a bit harsh that he should be lumped with all the blame.

I was just commenting the other day that both Tomic and Kyrgios had seemed to calm down of late - Tomic into the top 20, and Kyrgios winning his first ATP title, but then they go and do something like this.

I still have hope for them, but i am more optimistic than most.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magellan » Tue Mar 08, 2016 2:29 pm

bennymacca wrote:It was Hewitt's first ever Tie as captain, so it is probably a bit harsh that he should be lumped with all the blame.

I was just commenting the other day that both Tomic and Kyrgios had seemed to calm down of late - Tomic into the top 20, and Kyrgios winning his first ATP title, but then they go and do something like this.

I still have hope for them, but i am more optimistic than most.

To be fair, I guess Hewitt's really got his work cut out for him as captain as he tries to manage a pair of (a) spoilt self-entitled tennis brats who are (b) spoilt self-entitled post-Gen-Y types (or whatever they're called now). Neither are mature enough to put any personal differences aside and play and conduct themselves professionally without jumping onto social media and telling everyone about anything.

I'm not as confident as you benny, I think this can only end badly, or at least in disappointment given the talent and potential both offer.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Tue Mar 08, 2016 2:42 pm

bennymacca wrote:It was Hewitt's first ever Tie as captain, so it is probably a bit harsh that he should be lumped with all the blame.

I was just commenting the other day that both Tomic and Kyrgios had seemed to calm down of late - Tomic into the top 20, and Kyrgios winning his first ATP title, but then they go and do something like this.

I still have hope for them, but i am more optimistic than most.


Tennis, it's about as exciting as a John Longmire press conference...... (-|

No wonder Sharipova was on go-go bullets, you seen womans tennis matches? :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Footy Chick » Tue Mar 08, 2016 2:46 pm

I swear they're taking the mickey out of us, have just received an email from:

Yu King Wang

Now given that they're names are actually backwards......
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Tue Mar 08, 2016 3:21 pm

Footy Chick wrote:I swear they're taking the mickey out of us, have just received an email from:

Yu King Wang

Now given that they're names are actually backwards......


No you're not. ;)
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Footy Chick » Tue Mar 08, 2016 3:50 pm

Must be the day for it.

Recent phone conversation between me and another person in this office. I preface this by saying that I"m the first aid officer for our area.

*Phone rings*

Me: Hi, this is Lisa

Person: Hi Lisa, do you know if we have any ice packs in the first aid kit

Me: No we don't

Person: Why not?

Me: If we kept them in the first aid kit, they'd melt.

Person: Where will I find them then?

Me: Try the freezer in the kitchen

Person: How will i know what it looks like? Will it have first aid written on it?

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby valleys07 » Tue Mar 08, 2016 7:40 pm

:lol: :lol:

I have a fairly good idea who said person is, can you supply initials?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Footy Chick » Tue Mar 08, 2016 9:51 pm

valleys07 wrote::lol: :lol:

I have a fairly good idea who said person is, can you supply initials?


Finish this song line:

" Look at me, Im..........." ;)
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby valleys07 » Wed Mar 09, 2016 5:42 am

:lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Mar 11, 2016 9:05 am

Footy Chick wrote:Must be the day for it.

Recent phone conversation between me and another person in this office. I preface this by saying that I"m the first aid officer for our area.

*Phone rings*

Me: Hi, this is Lisa

Person: Hi Lisa, do you know if we have any ice packs in the first aid kit

Me: No we don't

Person: Why not?

Me: If we kept them in the first aid kit, they'd melt.

Person: Where will I find them then?

Me: Try the freezer in the kitchen

Person: How will i know what it looks like? Will it have first aid written on it?

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Is your name Lisa?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Footy Chick » Fri Mar 11, 2016 10:22 am

Some call me....Tim ;)
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby therisingblues » Sat Mar 12, 2016 11:13 pm

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