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Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Tue May 10, 2016 12:37 pm

Corona Man wrote:Can't believe your even going Boon... The only interest in the game for me is to watch thses two teams beat the living suitcase out of each other. Have an all in melee at every quarter break... And with a little luck, sustain some season ending injuries... All while I laugh myself silly on my lounge chauffing a passable glass or 4 of red!


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Tue May 10, 2016 12:53 pm

Bum Crack wrote:I'll be heading to town early Friday morning and having lunch at BBQ City with a few mates and then off to the Strathmore for the arvo and by game time, I'll be a tad drunk and will find my standing position on the walkway in the western stand area and hopefully watch a cracking match


The price of beer in the Strath.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Bum Crack » Tue May 10, 2016 2:12 pm

Pseudo wrote:
Bum Crack wrote:I'll be heading to town early Friday morning and having lunch at BBQ City with a few mates and then off to the Strathmore for the arvo and by game time, I'll be a tad drunk and will find my standing position on the walkway in the western stand area and hopefully watch a cracking match


The price of beer in the Strath.

7 bucks a pint before the power v cats game. That's fine. It's cheaper than Adelaide Oval
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Tue May 10, 2016 2:21 pm

Bum Crack wrote:
Pseudo wrote:
Bum Crack wrote:I'll be heading to town early Friday morning and having lunch at BBQ City with a few mates and then off to the Strathmore for the arvo and by game time, I'll be a tad drunk and will find my standing position on the walkway in the western stand area and hopefully watch a cracking match


The price of beer in the Strath.

7 bucks a pint before the power v cats game. That's fine. It's cheaper than Adelaide Oval

Raffles in Singapore is cheaper than the Adelaide Oval...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby bennymacca » Tue May 10, 2016 2:56 pm

imagine how messy it would get if AO served singapore slings :D
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Tue May 10, 2016 3:05 pm

bennymacca wrote:imagine how messy it would get if AO served singapore slings :D


Yeah, what stereotypes? :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Magellan » Tue May 10, 2016 3:17 pm

Spargo wrote:
Bum Crack wrote:
Pseudo wrote:
Bum Crack wrote:I'll be heading to town early Friday morning and having lunch at BBQ City with a few mates and then off to the Strathmore for the arvo and by game time, I'll be a tad drunk and will find my standing position on the walkway in the western stand area and hopefully watch a cracking match


The price of beer in the Strath.

7 bucks a pint before the power v cats game. That's fine. It's cheaper than Adelaide Oval

Raffles in Singapore is cheaper than the Adelaide Oval...

And just like at Raffles, there'll be evidence of peanuts everywhere.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby tipper » Wed May 11, 2016 11:11 am

what is it with me lately? i seem to be attracting the dregs of the internet to have a go at me lately.... might be time to have a break from the internet entirely for a while methinks

not anything that has happened here before anyone asks, but the way i am going it is only a matter of time :roll:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Thu May 12, 2016 5:07 pm

Tradies that complain about no work in this State. Given them a job that they could do with their eyes closed yet they don't show up numerous times :roll:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby carey » Fri May 13, 2016 9:14 am

My hang over today.

I've got a huge day planned on my day off but I currently cant function, I need to get back on the horse..........
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Bedge » Fri May 13, 2016 1:16 pm

carey wrote:My hang over today.

I've got a huge day planned on my day off but I currently cant function, I need to get back on the horse..........

Soft c**k.. you used to be cool - now you're just old :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby carey » Fri May 13, 2016 1:48 pm

Zartan wrote:
carey wrote:My hang over today.

I've got a huge day planned on my day off but I currently cant function, I need to get back on the horse..........

Soft c**k.. you used to be cool - now you're just old :lol:



Last night was big. I mean big.

Back on it today.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dogwatcher » Fri May 13, 2016 3:17 pm

Coming back to work after a couple of beers.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Fri May 13, 2016 3:21 pm

Dogwatcher wrote:Coming back to work after a couple of beers.

Yep I don't do that anymore.... I'd rather eat my lunch at my desk, and if I can, knick off a tad early and have a bevvy at home.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Fri May 13, 2016 5:31 pm

Being unaware of the AFL fixturing.

Had I been aware of it, I would have driven to work this morning. In my ignorance I caught the train, and am now packed into a carriage nose-to-armpit with a horde of bogans having "19" scrawled all over their vestments.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Magellan » Fri May 13, 2016 6:09 pm

Pseudo wrote: In my ignorance I caught the train, and am now packed into a carriage nose-to-armpit with a horde of bogans having "19" scrawled all over their vestments.

Damn those Paul Hardcastle fans. ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby am Bays » Fri May 13, 2016 6:36 pm

Magellan wrote:
Pseudo wrote: In my ignorance I caught the train, and am now packed into a carriage nose-to-armpit with a horde of bogans having "19" scrawled all over their vestments.

Damn those Paul Hardcastle fans. ;)

Let that be a lesson to you Port, no one beats the Bays five times in a row in a GF and gets away with it!!!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby am Bays » Fri May 13, 2016 6:41 pm

Pseudo wrote:Being unaware of the AFL fixturing.

Had I been aware of it, I would have driven to work this morning. In my ignorance I caught the train, and am now packed into a carriage nose-to-armpit with a horde of bogans having "19" scrawled all over their vestments.


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Sat May 14, 2016 7:33 pm

Not being able to connect to my own home internet because daughter has changed the name from TelstraF52698 to Pretty Fly for a wifi
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Sat May 14, 2016 7:37 pm

Corona Man wrote:Not being able to connect to my own home internet because daughter has changed the name from TelstraF52698 to Pretty Fly for a wifi

That's gold!
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