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[Pseudo]

I expec to rate the posts Booney makes here in the wee hours if he follows through with his plan...

[bennymacca]

Beer. Fair dinkum, I ******* love the shit. In fact, I got some blood in my man member this morning at about 9:15 when I thought I'll stop in at the pub on my way home tonight. I'm ******* thirsty right now. I'd smash one if there was one in front of me. I love beer. I'm going to line up a couple at the local then devour a few of my own brews when I get home. If I give it a nudge tonight I can limp my sorry arse through tomorrow, I told my boss those exact words just before coming on here and typing this.

I rate my current plan for tonight.

im gonna park my arse on the couch, grab a few pirate life IPAs and hopefully watch a cracking game of footy

then im gonna try and get a bit of housework done tomorrow because saturday night im going to go watch my crows have a big win over GWS.

Then im gonna spend sunday grovelling to the mrs because i wont be doing anything.

**** i just realised its not friday. fuuuuuuuuucccckkkkkkkk

ok im gonna still have a few beers tonight but im just gonna be hanging out for friday

[Corona Man]

^ use tonight as a solid warm up. Get fully spastic Friday night. Unsure how your Saturday night will pan out, you may NEED a drink. Get up Sunday & tell the Mrs your off to golf. Don't do any housework. End Weekend.

[bennymacca]

^ use tonight as a solid warm up. Get fully spastic Friday night. Unsure how your Saturday night will pan out, you may NEED a drink. Get up Sunday & tell the Mrs your off to golf. Don't do any housework. End Weekend.

haha

[bennymacca]

by housework i mean fix my feed from the lounge to the study that allows me to get foxtel in there

[Corona Man]

by housework i mean fix my feed from the lounge to the study that allows me to get foxtel in there

Ok, I will allow that
Forgot to add, the above has never worked for me, but I hold high hopes for you.

[Booney]

First phase completed as planned. Excellent.

Second phase into it's second sitting. Excellent.

[Booney]

Third sitting.

[Corona Man]

So how is phase 4 treating you Booney?

[Booney]

Can't ever be accused of not knowing how to execute a plan......

[Dogwatcher]

* cue A Team music*

[Dogwatcher]

Turning Slipknot up to ####ing loud just as I get out of my work car, knowing the havoc that's going to be wreaked on the next person to use it.

[stan]

Turning Slipknot up to ####ing loud just as I get out of my work car, knowing the havoc that's going to be wreaked on the next person to use it.

Your bit of a **** arent you [emoji12]

[Lightning McQueen]

Turning Slipknot up to ####ing loud just as I get out of my work car, knowing the havoc that's going to be wreaked on the next person to use it.

Your bit of a **** arent you [emoji12]

A labia?

[am Bays]

Turning Slipknot up to ####ing loud just as I get out of my work car, knowing the havoc that's going to be wreaked on the next person to use it.

Your bit of a **** arent you [emoji12]

A labia?

In a Major or Minor key??

[Lightning McQueen]

Turning Slipknot up to ####ing loud just as I get out of my work car, knowing the havoc that's going to be wreaked on the next person to use it.

I used to work with this old Yugoslavian bloke that always left his car unlocked, I couldn't help but turn his radio and heater up full boar, hazard lights, wipers and anything else that I could manipulate.

If there was anything pink or floral in the rag bin I'd cut them into knickers and hang them off of his towbar, one of us used to find it funny.

[Lightning McQueen]

In a Major or Minor key??

I was thinking a bit of a ****.

[Lightning McQueen]

The chicks at work, if only I was younger, better looking and had a bigger willy.

[Magellan]

The chicks at work, if only I was younger, better looking and had a bigger willy.

If they knew you ticked the box* for column* (c) then you wouldn't need to worry about columns (a) and (b).

[Lightning McQueen]

The chicks at work, if only I was younger, better looking and had a bigger willy.

If they knew you ticked the box* for column* (c) then you wouldn't need to worry about columns (a) and (b).

mmmmmmm boxes.