Things that make you laugh

[Booney]

Laugh? Nearly split my sides.....

Had a chap apply for the job we are advertising this morning, he's happy to come on board....but, can't do so for 6 weeks due to his Home Detention order.

[Corona Man]

Laugh? Nearly split my sides.....

Had a chap apply for the job we are advertising this morning, he's happy to come on board....but, can't do so for 6 weeks due to his Home Detention order.

Was his the best application in the pile?

[Spargo]

Laugh? Nearly split my sides.....

Had a chap apply for the job we are advertising this morning, he's happy to come on board....but, can't do so for 6 weeks due to his Home Detention order.

Honesty - tick!

[Booney]

Laugh? Nearly split my sides.....

Had a chap apply for the job we are advertising this morning, he's happy to come on board....but, can't do so for 6 weeks due to his Home Detention order.

Was his the best application in the pile?

260 applicants in 3 days....

Laugh? Nearly split my sides.....

Had a chap apply for the job we are advertising this morning, he's happy to come on board....but, can't do so for 6 weeks due to his Home Detention order.

Honesty - tick!

True!

[HH3]

Whats the job? I might be interested. For the right price

[Lightning McQueen]

Laugh? Nearly split my sides.....

Had a chap apply for the job we are advertising this morning, he's happy to come on board....but, can't do so for 6 weeks due to his Home Detention order.

I'm sure his parole officer can push it through.

[Pseudo]

Laugh? Nearly split my sides.....

Had a chap apply for the job we are advertising this morning, he's happy to come on board....but, can't do so for 6 weeks due to his Home Detention order.

Surely he can work from home, telecommuting is all the rage these days. Unless he's also forbidden from getting onto an internet-enabled computer...

[Dogwatcher]

Me. On Saturday night.

Had a big night with some mates in Tanunda.
I was sitting upstairs on the hotel's balcony enjoying some solitude towards the end of the night.
There were some other guys up there, drinking and listening to music.
I slid off my chair (I tell myself I did it deliberately because I wanted to get more comfortable) with a thud.
Blokes run over, "You all right, mate?"
"Yeah, I'm fine. I just didn't want to hear that song by the Goo Goo Dolls any more, I hate it."
I got up and walked back down the stairs, with them pissing themselves laughing.

[Grenville]

The article today about Sarah Hanson Young, human organs being grown inside pigs.

[LaughingKookaburra]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jtCyyu5qUTE

[Booney]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jtCyyu5qUTE

Meat! Meat! Meat!

[mighty_tiger_79]

Release the Hounds British show from a couple years back

[The Bedge]

Being a footy coach and hearing all the excuses why people cant train.. have a mate I've known for years is the king of excuses - hit him up about training tonight, said he has a "work meeting".. then tried to justify it by posting a screenshot of the email notifying..

Only problem - the date clearly states "Monday 20th June" - last night

[Pseudo]

Being a footy coach and hearing all the excuses why people cant train.. have a mate I've known for years is the king of excuses - hit him up about training tonight, said he has a "work meeting".. then tried to justify it by posting a screenshot of the email notifying..

Only problem - the date clearly states "Monday 20th June" - last night

So it's a very long meeting

[Grenville]

The incompetence of the Australian Electoral Commission. I would be very surprised if many results come in early. It's going to be a long, long night.

[woodublieve12]

Warnie you idiot

[Magellan]

Warnie you idiot

Hear here!

[Booney]

Warnie you idiot

He blocked me, wasn't happy when I asked what shade lip stick he uses.

[heater31]

Warnie you idiot

He blocked me, wasn't happy when I asked what shade lip stick he uses.

[Johno6]

how people are so quick to bag out other tams/platers
but you mention anything about their team and they get so defensive

they have them in every state in every sport.

quote enjoyable.