Things that give you the sh1ts

[valleys07]

Trying to get four tickets for the SACA rooms for the showdown in attempt to win son-in-law of the year from the in-laws (I don't care but they love the Crows)

Had a computer and phone going for on-line bookings, can only get two tickets per membership (not a problem with that)

Computer (winner winner chicken dinner ) two tickets

Phone (Bzzzt guess again) allocation exceeded - nada - all by 9:06 am after going on sale at 9

So what to do with two relatively un-wanted Langley room tickets to the Showdown that come with a 3.5 hour booze and food package,,,,,,

Four tickets to the Adelaide Brisbane game - not a problem will be availbale up until game day I reckon

PM me AMB with a price.

[Wedgie]

Gill Langley room is good for the cricket, I prefer the committee room for the footy though.

[Booney]

Trying to get four tickets for the SACA rooms for the showdown in attempt to win son-in-law of the year from the in-laws (I don't care but they love the Crows)

Had a computer and phone going for on-line bookings, can only get two tickets per membership (not a problem with that)

Computer (winner winner chicken dinner ) two tickets

Phone (Bzzzt guess again) allocation exceeded - nada - all by 9:06 am after going on sale at 9

So what to do with two relatively un-wanted Langley room tickets to the Showdown that come with a 3.5 hour booze and food package,,,,,,

Four tickets to the Adelaide Brisbane game - not a problem will be availbale up until game day I reckon

PM me AMB with a price.

*ahem*

Form an orderly queue, please.

[am Bays]

Donate to Glenelg to Auction off..to raise some funds..

I have to be there apparently may be I could give one to Eric and take him along.

[Booney]

Today. **** today.

[Dogwatcher]

Is there any thread where you're not sharing this?
Or how about social media, have you hit up Tumblr yet? Instagram?

[heater31]

Is there any thread where you're not sharing this?
Or how about social media, have you hit up Tumblr yet? Instagram?

I'm fully expecting a lunchtime photo update of said beers

[Dogwatcher]

Is there any thread where you're not sharing this?
Or how about social media, have you hit up Tumblr yet? Instagram?

I'm fully expecting a lunchtime photo update of said beers

I might pick one of the 10 local pubs here and go for a beer at 11am, just so I can get in ahead of him

[Booney]

Poke the bear. Go on...

[Dogwatcher]

You don't poke beer, you drink it

[heater31]

Is there any thread where you're not sharing this?
Or how about social media, have you hit up Tumblr yet? Instagram?

I'm fully expecting a lunchtime photo update of said beers

I might pick one of the 10 local pubs here and go for a beer at 11am, just so I can get in ahead of him

mmmmm beer........

[stan]

Poke the bear. Go on...

Im drinking beer right now.

Poke you old fat bear....

[Grenville]

Is there any thread where you're not sharing this?
Or how about social media, have you hit up Tumblr yet? Instagram?

Grindr?

[helicopterking]

Those Compare the Market TV ads, with those stupid talking Merkats.
First world problems I know, but god they irritate me.

[The Dark Knight]

Those Compare the Market TV ads, with those stupid talking Merkats.
First world problems I know, but god they irritate me.

I love the stupid tune lol. Small things amuse small minds haha.

[Brodlach]

Having Malcolm Turnbull, Julie Bishop or Galaxy Poll ring me every night.

Have not had a Labor phone call yet

[helicopterking]

Once again, struggle to settle and fall to sleep. Alarm goes off for work, instantly drop off to sleep.

[Keefy]

The AAMI roadside assist ad with the kid and the screeching recorder

[Booney]

The AAMI Alpaca ad.

WTF are they doing in a paddock of llamas in a nice, sensible family sedan?

How TF did they miss THAT TREE and run into it?

What does the alpaca do to the woman's jumper to horrify them so much?

Thinking about it too much, yeah, probably, but I'm a thinking man.

[Psyber]

The AAMI Alpaca ad.

WTF are they doing in a paddock of llamas in a nice, sensible family sedan?

How TF did they miss THAT TREE and run into it?

What does the alpaca do to the woman's jumper to horrify them so much?

Thinking about it too much, yeah, probably, but I'm a thinking man.

And it doesn't even make sense - Alpaca are no risk - except they may spit in your eye.
I've stepped in between two males who were fighting and all that happened is they tried to reach around me to bite each other.

Generally if a female doesn't want to mate she spits at the male and he backs off - the term in the trade is a "spitoff.
It is usually a sign the female is already pregnant.
(Pregnancy term is 11 months.)