Things that give you the sh1ts

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Backing every ride for a particular jockey but not getting time today and seeing he won on a $62 pop FFS!!

P Hammersley?

[JK]

Backing every ride for a particular jockey but not getting time today and seeing he won on a $62 pop FFS!!

P Hammersley?

Nah J Parr mate, don't mind the Hammer though

[MatteeG]

Listening to this dumb chick at work talk to herself all day every day, flirt with everyone and her annoying fake laugh at the the end of every sentence despite there being no attempted humour by either party.
I've told my partner that she's banned from conversing with her at our work show on Saturday evening.

But is she hot?

[whufc]

New style of terrorist attacks in Israel with terrorists setting land on fire in organised arson attacks.

Not great timing over here heading into summer

[shoe boy]

New style of terrorist attacks in Israel with terrorists setting land on fire in organised arson attacks.

Not great timing over here heading into summer

When you don't have tanks / F15 fighter jets with guided 1 tonne bombs / war ships and the most modern equipped military on the planet then lighting a match ?

[Lightning McQueen]

Listening to this dumb chick at work talk to herself all day every day, flirt with everyone and her annoying fake laugh at the the end of every sentence despite there being no attempted humour by either party.
I've told my partner that she's banned from conversing with her at our work show on Saturday evening.

But is she hot?

She thinks she is, I do ok in that department so I tend not to worry about checking other chicks out.

[Dutchy]

Been Mountain Biking the trails around our area for nearly 3 years now, never seen a snake, in the last month Ive seen 3, one yesterday chased me for a few metres.....time to retire the Mountain Bike until April...

[MW]

Been Mountain Biking the trails around our area for nearly 3 years now, never seen a snake, in the last month Ive seen 3, one yesterday chased me for a few metres.....time to retire the Mountain Bike until April...

I run the trails...Which trail is this Dutchy?
Expecting a lot of snake activity in the new few weeks when the weather finally warms up. We normally see them in droves in September/October and its calmed down by this time of year but have not sighted one yet (touch wood)

[Dutchy]

Been Mountain Biking the trails around our area for nearly 3 years now, never seen a snake, in the last month Ive seen 3, one yesterday chased me for a few metres.....time to retire the Mountain Bike until April...

I run the trails...Which trail is this Dutchy?
Expecting a lot of snake activity in the new few weeks when the weather finally warms up. We normally see them in droves in September/October and its calmed down by this time of year but have not sighted one yet (touch wood)

2 in 48 hours on the de rose trail in the Sturt Gorge, one red belly one brown, the brown was 6 inches from my foot when I noticed it.

Yesterday I thought I would play it safe and ride up the gravel maintenance track on the Western side of the Southern Expressway near majors rd, at least I would have room to move if I saw one, rather than a skinny trail. I disturbed this one as I passed it on the side of the track and it either went the wrong way towards me or deliberately came at me, either way scared the shit outta me!

[Booney]

Heard a chap say this morning it's been very quiet with snakes to date this summer, many would have died during the long cold winter and those that survived will be in poor condition.

[Lightning McQueen]

Came across a few snakes on Saturday night in the city, some I spotted and some the missus told me about on Sunday.

[MW]

Been Mountain Biking the trails around our area for nearly 3 years now, never seen a snake, in the last month Ive seen 3, one yesterday chased me for a few metres.....time to retire the Mountain Bike until April...

I run the trails...Which trail is this Dutchy?
Expecting a lot of snake activity in the new few weeks when the weather finally warms up. We normally see them in droves in September/October and its calmed down by this time of year but have not sighted one yet (touch wood)

2 in 48 hours on the de rose trail in the Sturt Gorge, one red belly one brown, the brown was 6 inches from my foot when I noticed it.

Yesterday I thought I would play it safe and ride up the gravel maintenance track on the Western side of the Southern Expressway near majors rd, at least I would have room to move if I saw one, rather than a skinny trail. I disturbed this one as I passed it on the side of the track and it either went the wrong way towards me or deliberately came at me, either way scared the shit outta me!

Run the gorge quite often and it is a haven for browns, esp. the south side in the open near the Blackwood football oval

[Magellan]

Came across a few snakes on Saturday night in the city, some I spotted and some the missus told me about on Sunday.

Blower constrictor?

[amber_fluid]

Came across a few snakes on Saturday night in the city, some I spotted and some the missus told me about on Sunday.

Blower constrictor?

Trouser snake?

[mighty_tiger_79]

Heard a chap say this morning it's been very quiet with snakes to date this summer, many would have died during the long cold winter and those that survived will be in poor condition.

Good ole Roley. Good value.
Seemed to be having a crack at the other prominent snake catchers for causing hysteria

[Lightning McQueen]

Came across a few snakes on Saturday night in the city, some I spotted and some the missus told me about on Sunday.

Blower constrictor?

Trouser snake?

Pretty much, pissed minda's trying their luck, I had to have a quiet word yesterday morning to a work colleague for being a sleazy prick.

[RustyCage]

Moving into our new house and the idiot removalist dragging a fridge across the kitchen, resulting in damage to the floor

[Booney]

I can hear the noise just looking at that picture and the hairs on my neck stood up. WAFW.

[RustyCage]

Made sure I got plenty of photos, including one of the guy examining the damage

[therisingblues]

Made sure I got plenty of photos, including one of the guy examining the damage

"Hey mate.
Did you know you got a scratch on your floor?"