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Postby Footy Chick » Mon Jan 30, 2017 9:55 am

Customer: I've lost my policy number, can you look it up for me?
Me: Sure, what's your surname
Customer: Smith.....

DIdn't I see that coming from a mile away :roll:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby therisingblues » Mon Jan 30, 2017 10:43 am

Footy Chick wrote:Customer: I've lost my policy number, can you look it up for me?
Me: Sure, what's your surname
Customer: Smith.....

DIdn't I see that coming from a mile away :roll:

:lol:
Crank call or genuine?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Mon Jan 30, 2017 10:52 am

Footy Chick wrote:Customer: I've lost my policy number, can you look it up for me?
Me: Sure, what's your surname
Customer: Smith.....

DIdn't I see that coming from a mile away :roll:


:lol:

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Mon Jan 30, 2017 11:00 am

therisingblues wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:Customer: I've lost my policy number, can you look it up for me?
Me: Sure, what's your surname
Customer: Smith.....

DIdn't I see that coming from a mile away :roll:

:lol:
Crank call or genuine?


Nah genuine unfortunately.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Fri Feb 03, 2017 3:26 pm

Chasing 200, Booney calls the Redbacks "home" at 5/161.

Twit.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby bennymacca » Fri Feb 03, 2017 4:07 pm

Booney wrote:Chasing 200, Booney calls the Redbacks "home" at 5/161.

Twit.


If that's all it takes for them to collapse then it's not your fault haha
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Fri Feb 03, 2017 4:11 pm

bennymacca wrote:
Booney wrote:Chasing 200, Booney calls the Redbacks "home" at 5/161.

Twit.


If that's all it takes for them to collapse then it's not your fault haha

Nah, part of it is...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Sat Feb 04, 2017 7:44 am

Booney wrote:Chasing 200, Booney calls the Redbacks "home" at 5/161.

Twit.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Sun Feb 05, 2017 9:34 pm

96% humidity :-Q
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Mon Feb 06, 2017 8:28 am

Footy Chick wrote:96% humidity :-Q


Yeah, you should see my hair in this weather!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby therisingblues » Mon Feb 06, 2017 6:37 pm

The constant "outrage" in the Twittersphere and Facebook. Each time I open the internet on my computer, Nine MSN screams today's "top stories" at me. It is surprising how many of them are nothing more than a summary of how people on Twitter or facebook are reacting to some trivial incident that occurred during their day.

"Please choose healthier options." Mum receives note shaming her child's lunchbox.
'Wanna pet my roo?': Yellow Tail's Super Bowl ad 'humiliates' Australia

Shaming?
Humiliates?

Out of the millions who have Twitter accounts of course there'll be a few who sometimes want to cry over spilt milk. Does it have to be picked up by wider media?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Dark Knight » Wed Feb 08, 2017 7:04 pm

Blackout, again!!

Heard on the radio most of the Western Suburbs is out. Of course it goes out now, why couldn't it go out earlier today while at work FFS. Typical.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Wed Feb 08, 2017 7:10 pm

The Dark Knight wrote:Blackout, again!!

Heard on the radio most of the Western Suburbs is out. Of course it goes out now, why couldn't it go out earlier today while at work FFS. Typical.


Really?
Hope mine doesn't go out as well.
41c and the power goes out, it's a joke!
The Government has to step in and do something.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Dark Knight » Wed Feb 08, 2017 7:23 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
The Dark Knight wrote:Blackout, again!!

Heard on the radio most of the Western Suburbs is out. Of course it goes out now, why couldn't it go out earlier today while at work FFS. Typical.

Really?
Hope mine doesn't go out as well.
41c and the power goes out, it's a joke!
The Government has to step in and do something.

Hope your beers are cold already mate!

Yep, f**king worst possible timing.

Hopefully it comes back on soon.

Edit- Power back on here, huge relief. Was out for about an hour.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Wed Feb 08, 2017 7:27 pm

Rolling blackouts across the state due to very high power demand
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby stan » Wed Feb 08, 2017 10:24 pm

Strange one really. Although **** all coming from wind and the peak demand was getting up to 3500MW. Aemo needed 100MW cut, it just shows that we are lacking that one extra generation player in our market.

But if you looked at the forcast demand and costing on Aemos page, seems the forcasted and allowed for the demand to decrease at a time when it was still 40 outside.

Old mate Kouts is going crazy on twitter, apparently we have additional gas generation that is just sitting there and Aemo didnt ask for it to be turned on.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby valleys07 » Thu Feb 09, 2017 8:43 am

Stomach bugs. Literally.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby coman » Thu Feb 09, 2017 6:29 pm

When your missers beats you in a 1 lap time trial at the snake pit,a rematch is already scheduled for next week.I could of put this up in the Things I rate thread but it was a mix feeling situation.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Sat Feb 11, 2017 6:18 pm

The dishwasher door latch breaking and not locking the door and the Mrs having to revert to the olden days of doing it by hand....
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Sat Feb 11, 2017 8:03 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:The dishwasher door latch breaking and not locking the door and the Mrs having to revert to the olden days of doing it by hand....

Affecting you?
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