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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magellan » Fri Mar 03, 2017 2:37 pm

bennymacca wrote:you have an unfair advantage in geography though magellan :D

It's easy to forget things when you're a sixteenth century explorer.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Grenville » Fri Mar 03, 2017 3:48 pm

Magellan wrote:
bennymacca wrote:
Magellan wrote:
therisingblues wrote:I love Yanks, they believe just about anything.

Or they believe funny things.

I bought a pair of running shoes whilst in Brooklyn about three years ago, and the store assistant upon discovering I was Australian asked me whether we had seasons down there.


its not the worst question in the world, they dont have seasons in equatorial climates. (though im sure thats not what she was asking :D)

True, but we're not on the equator. I'm sure if I had asked him what the equator was, he would've told me it's the latest action film starring Vin Diesel.



Or think it's a South American country.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Brodlach » Fri Mar 03, 2017 5:00 pm

Sign out the front of the 'massage parlour' on Fullarton Road. 'Come and see our Fringe'
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Fri Mar 03, 2017 5:35 pm

Brodlach wrote:Sign out the front of the 'massage parlour' on Fullarton Road. 'Come and see our Fringe'

Expecting a review of this fringe show.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magellan » Fri Mar 03, 2017 7:24 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Brodlach wrote:Sign out the front of the 'massage parlour' on Fullarton Road. 'Come and see our Fringe'

Expecting a review of this fringe show.

Heard the ending comes a bit too quick.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Spargo » Fri Mar 03, 2017 8:16 pm

Magellan wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Brodlach wrote:Sign out the front of the 'massage parlour' on Fullarton Road. 'Come and see our Fringe'

Expecting a review of this fringe show.

Heard the ending comes a bit too quick.

Curtains close too soon?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magellan » Fri Mar 03, 2017 8:48 pm

Spargo wrote:
Magellan wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Brodlach wrote:Sign out the front of the 'massage parlour' on Fullarton Road. 'Come and see our Fringe'

Expecting a review of this fringe show.

Heard the ending comes a bit too quick.

Curtains close too soon?

Ask at the box office.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby RB » Sat Mar 04, 2017 6:12 pm

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Magellan wrote:This could go in the 'laugh', 'sad' or 'shits threads in equal doses. Wherever it belongs, it's an ad from the federal government's finance department spruiking its graduate entry program, and it's so ******* horrible it's funny...until you develop the urge to rip your own eyes out.

http://www.theage.com.au/federal-politi ... gunrhy.htm


I was expected bad, but wow, that was terrible.

Should've hired actors.

But think of the money they've saved! ScoMo would be proud, although he might get a nasty phone call from the actor's union. ;)

On that point, I felt sorry for the graduate staff who appeared in that ad - I'm not sure their job descriptions involve acting or recorded performances, made to do something they're not qualified for.

Couple that with what looks like the most boring government department in Canberra and I reckon that even if they shelled out for Sir Lawrence Oliver, Robert De Niro, Katherine Hepburn and Martin Scorsese they still couldn't find a way to make Finance look half interesting.

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby spell_check » Sat Mar 04, 2017 6:56 pm

Grenville wrote:
Magellan wrote:
bennymacca wrote:
Magellan wrote:Or they believe funny things.

I bought a pair of running shoes whilst in Brooklyn about three years ago, and the store assistant upon discovering I was Australian asked me whether we had seasons down there.


its not the worst question in the world, they dont have seasons in equatorial climates. (though im sure thats not what she was asking :D)

True, but we're not on the equator. I'm sure if I had asked him what the equator was, he would've told me it's the latest action film starring Vin Diesel.



Or think it's a South American country.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Mar 06, 2017 9:07 am

Brodlach wrote:Sign out the front of the 'massage parlour' on Fullarton Road. 'Come and see our Fringe'

Should've snatched it.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magellan » Mon Mar 06, 2017 9:10 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Brodlach wrote:Sign out the front of the 'massage parlour' on Fullarton Road. 'Come and see our Fringe'

Should've snatched it.

Might've clammed up.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby am Bays » Mon Mar 06, 2017 9:11 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Brodlach wrote:Sign out the front of the 'massage parlour' on Fullarton Road. 'Come and see our Fringe'

Should've snatched it.

Then packed it into a box.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Mar 06, 2017 9:12 am

Not sure where this belongs but we took our kids to the Garden on Saturday afternoon, it wasn't as family friendly as previous years as apart form the 48 bars there really wasn't much to do, there was only 2 tents that we could get into and that are for everyone.
The one part that shocked me, on the stage near the catering area a gay dude done a stand up, he had a heap of pencils and stuff for the younger kids to use as he invited them up.
He stopped a 4 year old girl and said "Oh, I see you've been eating chocolate, you look like me on a Sunday morning".

Another line was "I love Jesus, you've gotta admire a man that can get nailed for 3 days and still come back for more"

This dude was off tap for 6pm, he was heaps funny but it was so wrong.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Wedgie » Mon Mar 06, 2017 9:19 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:Not sure where this belongs but we took our kids to the Garden on Saturday afternoon, it wasn't as family friendly as previous years as apart form the 48 bars there really wasn't much to do, there was only 2 tents that we could get into and that are for everyone.
The one part that shocked me, on the stage near the catering area a gay dud done a stand up, he had a heap of pencils and stuff for the younger kids to use as he invited them up.
He stopped a 4 year old girl and said "Oh, I see you've been eating chocolate, you look like me on a Sunday morning".

Another line was "I love Jesus, you've gotta admire a man that can get nailed for 3 days and still come back for more"

This dude was off tap for 6pm, he was heaps funny but it was so wrong.

How do you know he was a gay dud, did you try him out? :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magellan » Mon Mar 06, 2017 9:22 am

Wedgie wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Not sure where this belongs but we took our kids to the Garden on Saturday afternoon, it wasn't as family friendly as previous years as apart form the 48 bars there really wasn't much to do, there was only 2 tents that we could get into and that are for everyone.
The one part that shocked me, on the stage near the catering area a gay dud done a stand up, he had a heap of pencils and stuff for the younger kids to use as he invited them up.
He stopped a 4 year old girl and said "Oh, I see you've been eating chocolate, you look like me on a Sunday morning".

Another line was "I love Jesus, you've gotta admire a man that can get nailed for 3 days and still come back for more"

This dude was off tap for 6pm, he was heaps funny but it was so wrong.

How do you know he was a gay dud, did you try him out? :lol:

:lol:

You'd think with a 'heap of pencils' at least one would've had some lead in it. ;)
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Mar 06, 2017 9:23 am

Wedgie wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Not sure where this belongs but we took our kids to the Garden on Saturday afternoon, it wasn't as family friendly as previous years as apart form the 48 bars there really wasn't much to do, there was only 2 tents that we could get into and that are for everyone.
The one part that shocked me, on the stage near the catering area a gay dud done a stand up, he had a heap of pencils and stuff for the younger kids to use as he invited them up.
He stopped a 4 year old girl and said "Oh, I see you've been eating chocolate, you look like me on a Sunday morning".

Another line was "I love Jesus, you've gotta admire a man that can get nailed for 3 days and still come back for more"

This dude was off tap for 6pm, he was heaps funny but it was so wrong.

How do you know he was a gay dud, did you try him out? :lol:


No, did someone say something?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magellan » Mon Mar 06, 2017 10:38 am

Pauline Hanson's endorsement of Vladimir Putin on the weekend.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Wedgie » Mon Mar 06, 2017 10:47 am

People who dont understand humour. Usually Gen Ys.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Mar 06, 2017 10:58 am

Wedgie wrote:People who dont understand humour. Usually Gen Ys.


I'm gen X
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby woodublieve12 » Mon Mar 06, 2017 11:15 am

Magellan wrote:Pauline Hanson's endorsement of Vladimir Putin on the weekend.

I can't believe people support this imbecile
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