by locky801 » Fri Jan 13, 2017 8:34 am
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by Spargo » Fri Jan 13, 2017 9:16 am
locky801 wrote:The rain was pouring down. And there standing in front of a big puddle outside the pub, was an old Irishman, drenched, holding a stick, with a piece of string dangling in the water. A passer-by stopped and asked, "What are you doing?"
"Fishing" replied the old man. Feeling sorry for the old man, the gent says, "Come in out of the rain and have a drink with me." In the warmth of the pub, as they sip their whiskies, the gentleman cannot resist asking, "So how many have you caught today?”
"You're the eighth" says the old man
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by OnSong » Thu Mar 09, 2017 10:53 am
by heater31 » Thu Mar 09, 2017 12:17 pm
OnSong wrote:Heard a story the other day about a couple of local farmers. Let’s call them Kevin and Mick.
Anyway, apparently Kevin decided it was time to drop in on his neighbour to see how he was fairing after such a long, drawn out harvest.
He pulls the ute up outside the workshop and shuts it down, only to have his ears assaulted by some very loud Tom Jones music.
The track, I believe, was ‘Sex bomb’.
Kevin cautiously pokes his head round the door and spots Mick, stark naked, dancing in front of his new tractor.
Kevin strolls over to the radio and shuts it off and says, “Oi Mick! What the heck are you up to?”
Mick looks shamefacedly at Kevin and says, “Oh Kevin, ever since harvest has been done, me and the Mrs have been havin’ a bit o’ strife in the bedroom.”
“Last week she sent me off to the doc. We had a real good chat, and then he told me to go on home and try doing something sexy to a tractor!”
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