Port Adelaide 2017

[UK Fan]

Its true. You're one of the biggest "happy with our lot" Port supporters I have ever come across. Did you clap them off the other Saturday night with "So brave, so brave" muttered under your breath?

Excuses for this, reasons for that, but this but that, how about this and blah blah blah.

We should have made a GF in 2014. We should have made more since then. We should be in a prelim this year.

It's not good enough.

Stop. Accepting. Mediocrity.

No, walked out absolutely gutted but still proudly wearing my guernsey, jeans and sneakers.

By the way, life's too short. Goodbye.

This is gold!!!!!!

The div 7 genius vs the happy clapper.

Popcorn anyone ???

Whose side you on fanny?[/quote]

Dutchys

[MW]

I resign. Someone can have my spot.

[amber_fluid]

I resign. Someone can have my spot.

Nah man give it a go first.
I think we can make this work.

[morell]

I resign. Someone can have my spot.

Nah man give it a go first.
I think we can make this work.

Yousee this is why you're the social coordinator.

[MW]

Someone send me some dad jokes then.

[amber_fluid]

Someone send me some dad jokes then.

Speak to LM.
He writes his own Dad jokes material.

[Brodlach]

I resign. Someone can have my spot.

Every team needs a mole, you can be the source of information

[amber_fluid]

I resign. Someone can have my spot.

Nah man give it a go first.
I think we can make this work.

Yousee this is why you're the social coordinator.

When's my annual review?
I need a pay rise working with these Turkeys.

[Dutchy]

Just remember Kenny was 2nd choice to Brad Scott

[whufc]

morell's Port Adelaide FC 100k Coaching Dream Team

The Bedge - Facebook stalker, gossip wrangler. Dietitian.
UK Fan - Tackle bag / training cone. Junior Economist.
Booney - player support / morale, loves a happy clap. Team Leader - Cheerleading.
Trader - personal assistant and spare change punter. Petty Cash Accountant.
amber_fluid - water boy / social coordinator.
human_torpedo - senior strategist and 'must be this tall to play' live action sign.
MW - avid sneaner / fashion advisor / dad joker.
bennymacca - Cook

Disappointed to miss a gig

[saintal]

4 more years seems excessive for Kenny. Since mid 2014 have been a 50/50 footy team.

[carey]

morell's Port Adelaide FC 100k Coaching Dream Team

The Bedge - Facebook stalker, gossip wrangler. Dietitian.
UK Fan - Tackle bag / training cone. Junior Economist.
Booney - player support / morale, loves a happy clap. Team Leader - Cheerleading.
Trader - personal assistant and spare change punter. Petty Cash Accountant.
amber_fluid - water boy / social coordinator.
human_torpedo - senior strategist and 'must be this tall to play' live action sign.
MW - avid sneaner / fashion advisor / dad joker.
bennymacca - Cook

Disappointed to miss a gig

Also thought I was a sneaky chance WHUFC

[amber_fluid]

morell's Port Adelaide FC 100k Coaching Dream Team

The Bedge - Facebook stalker, gossip wrangler. Dietitian.
UK Fan - Tackle bag / training cone. Junior Economist.
Booney - player support / morale, loves a happy clap. Team Leader - Cheerleading.
Trader - personal assistant and spare change punter. Petty Cash Accountant.
amber_fluid - water boy / social coordinator.
human_torpedo - senior strategist and 'must be this tall to play' live action sign.
MW - avid sneaner / fashion advisor / dad joker.
bennymacca - Cook

Disappointed to miss a gig

Also thought I was a sneaky chance WHUFC

Mate I'll appoint you the social coordinator 2IC.
I reckon we could organise a shindig or two between us.

[carey]

I reckon we'd be facing the papers and the board Monday morning tho lol

[Brodlach]

I reckon we'd be facing the papers and the board Monday morning tho lol

Every Monday morning

[amber_fluid]

I reckon we'd be facing the papers and the board Monday morning tho lol

You only live once

[carey]

I reckon we'd be facing the papers and the board Monday morning tho lol

You only live once

That's my Moto for my footy trip this weekend!

[Brodlach]

I reckon we'd be facing the papers and the board Monday morning tho lol

You only live once

That's my Moto for my footy trip this weekend!

I feel sorry for your liver already

[morell]

Disappointed to miss a gig

Also thought I was a sneaky chance WHUFC

Thank you for your recent application to be part of morell's coaching ticket for season 2018. Unfortunately, due to the sheer number and quality of applicants you have been unsuccessful at this time.

We will ensure to keep your records on file, should another opportunity arise.

Once again, thank you for your application, we wish you all the best in the future.

Regards,
morell

in reality - I couldn't think of any more pithy one liners

[Brodlach]

Sounds like some sort of cult

#morrellismygod