Port Adelaide 2017

[carey]

I reckon we'd be facing the papers and the board Monday morning tho lol

You only live once

That's my Moto for my footy trip this weekend!

I feel sorry for your liver already

Yeah it will go through a bit for 3 days

[The Bedge]

Who cares at least we would have the best social club in all of Australia!

[UK Fan]

Can't wait for Morrell first press conference and lookout when Koch blames everyone but himself for the clubs performance.

If we think the Booney vs Morell who is the biggest port retard fight was good viewing. Wait for the Koch vs morrell confrontation.

As for Booney he would never confront Koch cos hes 100% a happy clapper.

If Koch spat in Booneys face Booney would claim "Koch knew I was thirsty" .


You know it's true.

[Booney]

UK Fan

"You mean, you mean there's a Port bashing thread. Oh goodie, goodie, can I come too?"

[MW]

UK Fan

"You mean, you mean there's a Port bashing thread. Oh goodie, goodie, can I come too?"

Love that cartoon. Gold.

[amber_fluid]

It's going too be a long off season in here.

[Brodlach]

'This time I didn't forget the gravy'

[Lightning McQueen]

morell's Port Adelaide FC 100k Coaching Dream Team

The Bedge - Facebook stalker, gossip wrangler. Dietitian.
UK Fan - Tackle bag / training cone. Junior Economist.
Booney - player support / morale, loves a happy clap. Team Leader - Cheerleading.
Trader - personal assistant and spare change punter. Petty Cash Accountant.
amber_fluid - water boy / social coordinator.
human_torpedo - senior strategist and 'must be this tall to play' live action sign.
MW - avid sneaner / fashion advisor / dad joker.
bennymacca - Cook

Prick!

[Lightning McQueen]

Just remember Kenny was 2nd choice to Brad Scott

Dodged that bullet.

[Lightning McQueen]

morell's Port Adelaide FC 100k Coaching Dream Team

The Bedge - Facebook stalker, gossip wrangler. Dietitian.
UK Fan - Tackle bag / training cone. Junior Economist.
Booney - player support / morale, loves a happy clap. Team Leader - Cheerleading.
Trader - personal assistant and spare change punter. Petty Cash Accountant.
amber_fluid - water boy / social coordinator.
human_torpedo - senior strategist and 'must be this tall to play' live action sign.
MW - avid sneaner / fashion advisor / dad joker.
bennymacca - Cook

Disappointed to miss a gig

Also thought I was a sneaky chance WHUFC

Dude has no idea hey mate?
whuffer must've been the travel factor.

[Lightning McQueen]

Disappointed to miss a gig

Also thought I was a sneaky chance WHUFC

Thank you for your recent application to be part of morell's coaching ticket for season 2018. Unfortunately, due to the sheer number and quality of applicants you have been unsuccessful at this time.

We will ensure to keep your records on file, should another opportunity arise.

Once again, thank you for your application, we wish you all the best in the future.

Regards,
morell

in reality - I couldn't think of any more pithy one liners

What will the dress code be?

[morell]

Disappointed to miss a gig

Also thought I was a sneaky chance WHUFC

Thank you for your recent application to be part of morell's coaching ticket for season 2018. Unfortunately, due to the sheer number and quality of applicants you have been unsuccessful at this time.

We will ensure to keep your records on file, should another opportunity arise.

Once again, thank you for your application, we wish you all the best in the future.

Regards,
morell

in reality - I couldn't think of any more pithy one liners

What will the dress code be?

10 year old ASICs white sneakers, Trims dad jeans / cargo pants, oddly obscure branded t shirt from kmart, servo sunnies.

[MW]

Great...I need to go shopping now

[morell]

I know we're all loving the new content, thanks for the support. But this really needs addressing! What the **** man. How can they get away with this fundamentally incorrect journalism?

Might dob them into media watch or something

Can we just revisit that mother ******* joke of an article in The Australian?

What absolute god damn trash that turned out to be.

#fakenews

[MW]

It's 2017 and you're only just realising that the media get it wrong?

[Lightning McQueen]

It's 2017 and you're only just realising that the media get it wrong?

That's why I rely on Facebook.

[HH3]

Im a Wikipedia man myself.

[MW]

If I want my facts wrong, and delivered quickly, I rely on twitter. It's a beauty!

[The Bedge]

Ok it's been a fun few hours since the "coaching caper" was released, but it's time to get serious.

I don't think morell is taking this club in the right direction, He hasn't got everyone pulling together and doesn't appear to be investing the required time and energy into improving our club.

I vote we sack him.

[Booney]

I know we're all loving the new content, thanks for the support. But this really needs addressing! What the **** man. How can they get away with this fundamentally incorrect journalism?

Might dob them into media watch or something

Can we just revisit that mother ******* joke of an article in The Australian?

What absolute god damn trash that turned out to be.

#fakenews

Read his Monday article, read his Tuesday article.

Monday - Hinkley has asked to be released from his contract.
Tuesday - Peter Blucher ( Hinkleys manager ) was part of the Tippett scandal

Where do you think he got his information from? He got it from a manager who was throwing lines out to get his client the best deal he possibly could.

He got fed bullshit, he bought the bullshit and ran with it.