Things that make you laugh

[HH3]

Stirring up a lady at work.

She's been talking about painting her patio at her cottage out at Wellington.

She's choosing which shade of black she wants, and I've just been telling her there's only one shade of black.

Today she brought in the little sample things to prove me wrong. All I did was pull out the blackest one, say that's black, the rest are grey.

The one she likes is called Domino, but is a slightly greyer shade than actual dominos.

I told her that.

She's cracked it now.

[MW]

Apparently once you go black, you never go back

[amber_fluid]

Stirring up a lady at work.

She's been talking about painting her patio at her cottage out at Wellington.

She's choosing which shade of black she wants, and I've just been telling her there's only one shade of black.

Today she brought in the little sample things to prove me wrong. All I did was pull out the blackest one, say that's black, the rest are grey.

The one she likes is called Domino, but is a slightly greyer shade than actual dominos.

I told her that.

She's cracked it now.

Mate is there anyone at your work that you don't argue with?

[HH3]

Mate is there anyone at your work that you don't argue with?

Well there are some that I stir up on purpose.

There are some that are f**ked in the head.

There are some that fit into both columns.

There's 3 or 4 that do what I say, so no need to argue with them.

[Magellan]

Monkeys don't like unequal pay!! The 'underpaid' monkey's reaction about three-quarters of the way through is absolutely priceless.

[RB]

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[cracka]

The dickhead yes uni students who were calling the people with the posters "Its ok to vote no" bigots. They seem to be the ones who are intolerant of the no peoples opinion.
#potkettle

[morell]

Things that make me laugh...

Me in the AFL threads. Highly recommend.

[morell]

You can blame @Booney

F&@k you Booney!


He finds the Gambling Thread and I’m done!

Maybe his algorithms might help you out a bit.

What's Al Gore's sense of timing got to do with anything?

[Magellan]

One Nation senator Malcolm Robert's inability to maintain a consistent story on his citizenship.

[morell]

I don't hate anyone, it's too strong a word, especially if I've never met them.

But that **** comes pretty damn close.

[am Bays]

Tthe Fans of SANFL page on FB

[Brodlach]

Tthe Fans of SANFL page on FB

They are horrid. Ok to swear at someone but not a ethnic term. Both as bad as each other

[Grenville]

The Peel Thunder song, that is f***n horrid.

[stan]

Tthe Fans of SANFL page on FB

They are horrid. Ok to swear at someone but not a ethnic term. Both as bad as each other

I stopped following that page sometime ago. Every discussion ends up the same way.

[Pseudo]

I get a weekly email from seek.com with a bunch of jobs it thinks I might be interested in.

Top of this week's list:

Perfumer (Nose).
You are a confident, "hands on", TECHNICAL MANAGER, able to create inspirational flavour / fragrance compositions, utilising your fine sense of taste / smell and skill in producing sensory compositions, and now looking to SHIFT YOUR CAREER into a more influential role, leading a team of 5 and covering all "daily" aspects.

I am sorely tempted to apply, just for shits and giggles...

[Lightning McQueen]

I get a weekly email from seek.com with a bunch of jobs it thinks I might be interested in.

Top of this week's list:

Perfumer (Nose).
You are a confident, "hands on", TECHNICAL MANAGER, able to create inspirational flavour / fragrance compositions, utilising your fine sense of taste / smell and skill in producing sensory compositions, and now looking to SHIFT YOUR CAREER into a more influential role, leading a team of 5 and covering all "daily" aspects.

I am sorely tempted to apply, just for shits and giggles...

Do you think you're in with a sniff?

[Brodlach]

He is just being nosey

[Lightning McQueen]

Have you scent your email yet?

[Magellan]

Reckon he's odour-qualified.