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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magellan » Thu Oct 12, 2017 8:57 am

Pronouncing the title of this recently released Netflix movie more quickly that normal:

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Oct 12, 2017 11:57 am

It makes me laugh and I rate it.

Two and a half weeks ago a ladder slipped from underneath me causing me to land head first on a bike pedal and the concrete ground.

My back was in agony for nearly two weeks (it's still sore), I had a gash on the top of my head, a big graze on my forehead and a huge shiner.

I've had a headache ever since but hadn't worried too much about it as the back pain was the worst part, now that has eased the headache has been more prominent to the point it has become a bit of a scare so yesterday I booked in to do something about it.

Last night I was doing something and there was a loud crack in my neck and this morning I woke up with no headache.

It's always the way, like when you're about to sell your car and then suddenly it runs like a dream, I'll still be getting scans and shit done about it today though, just pleasant to be headache free and not snappy.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Thu Oct 12, 2017 3:16 pm

A lady here going off her rocker about a restaurant owner we service for a good 10 minutes.

"He's a wanker"

"I'd never go there because of how he is"

Etc.

Myself and another lady were like "nah, it's a really good restaurant. We've both been and you're missing out"

First lady: "Nah he's alright. I was just joking around. I think I have been there. It's was very good. Where is it again?"

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby morell » Fri Oct 13, 2017 7:15 am

Saw this on reddit, some MTV show where friends design tattoos for eachother then do a reveal:

https://streamable.com/gjke5

a bit nsfw
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby JK » Fri Oct 13, 2017 7:51 am

:lol: :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Oct 13, 2017 8:28 am

HH3 wrote:A lady here going off her rocker about a restaurant owner we service for a good 10 minutes.

"He's a wanker"

"I'd never go there because of how he is"

Etc.

Myself and another lady were like "nah, it's a really good restaurant. We've both been and you're missing out"

First lady: "Nah he's alright. I was just joking around. I think I have been there. It's was very good. Where is it again?"

F**kin clown.

You service a restaurant owner for a good 10 minutes?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby tipper » Fri Oct 13, 2017 9:28 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
HH3 wrote:A lady here going off her rocker about a restaurant owner we service for a good 10 minutes.

"He's a wanker"

"I'd never go there because of how he is"

Etc.

Myself and another lady were like "nah, it's a really good restaurant. We've both been and you're missing out"

First lady: "Nah he's alright. I was just joking around. I think I have been there. It's was very good. Where is it again?"

F**kin clown.

You service a restaurant owner for a good 10 minutes?


well, i wouldnt call it good. but at least he is enthusiastic
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Fri Oct 13, 2017 9:50 am

tipper wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
HH3 wrote:A lady here going off her rocker about a restaurant owner we service for a good 10 minutes.

"He's a wanker"

"I'd never go there because of how he is"

Etc.

Myself and another lady were like "nah, it's a really good restaurant. We've both been and you're missing out"

First lady: "Nah he's alright. I was just joking around. I think I have been there. It's was very good. Where is it again?"

F**kin clown.

You service a restaurant owner for a good 10 minutes?


well, i wouldnt call it good. but at least he is enthusiastic


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby JK » Fri Oct 13, 2017 10:39 am

Is it still a BJ if it's in different?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Wedgie » Fri Oct 13, 2017 11:49 am

JK wrote:Is it still a BJ if it's in different?

Nah mate, the nose doesn't count, its got to be in the mouth.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Fri Oct 13, 2017 12:00 pm

I copped a bit of road rage a few weeks back on my way home from work going down Port Rd, had my lad (21) in the car with me. The blokes yelled at me "Suck my ******* dick" as we went by.

We caught him at the level crossing at Bunnings and low and behold we're right next to him, him to our left. We had windows up, he wasn't saying anything, neither were we.

As we go to take off Junior puts his window down and says to the nutter "No point asking him to suck your dick mate, his heart wouldn't be in it" :lol:

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Corona Man » Fri Oct 13, 2017 2:37 pm

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Fri Oct 13, 2017 7:41 pm

A look in at Bennymaccas placeImage

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby nuggety goodness » Tue Oct 17, 2017 7:29 pm

Little Nugget (4) is a crack up!

He had an accident at child care today which is a bit annoying considering he never wets himself anywhere else, just at child care... anyway...

As we were in the before a great little conversation ensued

Lil Nug - 'i dont have any socks on dad.'

'Why's that mate?'

'The teacher said i don't have to wear them.'

Me - 'did you wee in them too?'

Lil Nug immediately responded,

'No dad, my toes don't have willys on them!'



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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magellan » Wed Oct 18, 2017 2:10 pm

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby valleys07 » Fri Oct 20, 2017 2:37 pm

KFC's twitter account.

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Re: Things that make you laugh

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Psyber » Sat Oct 21, 2017 12:21 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:It makes me laugh and I rate it.

Two and a half weeks ago a ladder slipped from underneath me causing me to land head first on a bike pedal and the concrete ground.

My back was in agony for nearly two weeks (it's still sore), I had a gash on the top of my head, a big graze on my forehead and a huge shiner.

I've had a headache ever since but hadn't worried too much about it as the back pain was the worst part, now that has eased the headache has been more prominent to the point it has become a bit of a scare so yesterday I booked in to do something about it.

Last night I was doing something and there was a loud crack in my neck and this morning I woke up with no headache.

It's always the way, like when you're about to sell your car and then suddenly it runs like a dream, I'll still be getting scans and shit done about it today though, just pleasant to be headache free and not snappy.


I can relate to that. I had a similar experience many years ago...

I'd been troubled with painful back spasms triggered by a tender spot in the T2-T3 region of my spine, and Physio and stretching had not helped. I was lying on a couch with my neck over the end trying to stretch the upper back again when my cat took a flying leap on to my chest from about 6 feet away. There was a loud click and a scream of pain and I was right as rain thereafter - it has never recurred.

I then offered to set him up in a "Catopractic Clinic" - the idea was to position people right and then throw the cat at them, but he showed no interest.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Failed Creation » Mon Oct 23, 2017 8:14 am



I've been there twice, and it's not bad if you're not expecting it to be wonderful.

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Grenville » Tue Oct 24, 2017 2:44 pm

'Superman' at Movie World, it was just Alistair Cook in spandex. Supergirl however was of the finest quality.
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