Things that give you the sh1ts

[Wedgie]

Australia it seems, haven't had the runs in Thailand once in almost two weeks yet get one or two upset stomachs a week in Australia.

Are you in Thailand???
Why haven’t you kept us informed???

Holiday in Thailand is the new living in Norwood?

Nah, I'd get the shits in Norwood too, stayed there once, not a fan of the Eastern suburbs.

[Pseudo]

You might get them off your PS2 by dragging out your old C64...

Dont knock the old C64.


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If only I had one, I remember so many classic games on there, you'd spend 10 hours programming them first.

Load "$",8,1

POKE 53280,0
POKE 53281,0

I never could stand that double-blue colour scheme...

[Pseudo]

Australia it seems, haven't had the runs in Thailand once in almost two weeks yet get one or two upset stomachs a week in Australia.

Are you in Thailand???
Why haven’t you kept us informed???

Holiday in Thailand is the new living in Norwood?

Does Thailand have a Cibos?

[Wedgie]

Australia it seems, haven't had the runs in Thailand once in almost two weeks yet get one or two upset stomachs a week in Australia.

Are you in Thailand???
Why haven’t you kept us informed???

Holiday in Thailand is the new living in Norwood?

Does Thailand have a Cibos?

Has Starbucks and The Coffee Club.

[therisingblues]

Australia it seems, haven't had the runs in Thailand once in almost two weeks yet get one or two upset stomachs a week in Australia.

Thailand eh?
Have you had a Gang Phuk yet? I had two mates that stayed in Thailand for about a year, and they had a Gang Phuk just about every week. It is very popular over there, and you should get into it. Really cheap and healthy too.

EDIT

I just checked the spelling of that for you, it is actually "Gaeng Fak" น้ำแกง ฟักทอง
Please let me know if you like it.

[The Dark Knight]

My internet being down, been losing my shit over it today. Apparently the TPG NBN has been down inmy area since yesterday arvo but then I have a mate in the same suburb as me who is also with TPG and he's been unaffected.

FFS, not happy.

[Dutchy]

The phrase "date night"

FFS you are married, you go out and have a feed and some time without the kids, why its is called a date?

[Booney]

The phrase "date night"

FFS you are married, you go out and have a feed and some time without the kids, why its is called a date?

Have you got a wire in my kitchen? Only last night flew off at this and couldn't agree more.

Sickens me when I see people who've been married for 15 years heading out for a schnitzel on a Wednesday night tagging "Date night with hubby".

FFS, it's not a date, you're going out for dinner.

PS - When is your date night?

[MW]

Is it still not a date night?

At what stage is a date not a date?

[mighty_tiger_79]

Lol... similar convo with the SIL having a date night in a couple of weeks.....but all they are doing would be dinner at home....netflix...
And been married for close to 22yrs....

[Booney]

Christmas. Apparently we're doing it again this year. FFS, we only just did one, why do we have to do another?

I've already had to refrain from running a car off the road last week that had tinsel on the rear wiper and aerial and we got a freaking Christmas card from people who we have never, ever sent a card to last week! Last week, it was only just freaking November!

I've never sent a Xmas card in my life, why the **** are you sending me one for?

[Spargo]

Christmas. Apparently we're doing it again this year. FFS, we only just did one, why do we have to do another?

I've already had to refrain from running a car off the road last week that had tinsel on the rear wiper and aerial and we got a freaking Christmas card from people who we have never, ever sent a card to last week! Last week, it was only just freaking November!

I've never sent a Xmas card in my life, why the **** are you sending me one for?

Bah Humbug!

[heater31]

Christmas. Apparently we're doing it again this year. FFS, we only just did one, why do we have to do another?

I've already had to refrain from running a car off the road last week that had tinsel on the rear wiper and aerial and we got a freaking Christmas card from people who we have never, ever sent a card to last week! Last week, it was only just freaking November!

I've never sent a Xmas card in my life, why the **** are you sending me one for?

See you for a frothy or two at the Xmas show we both attend each year

[Booney]

Christmas. Apparently we're doing it again this year. FFS, we only just did one, why do we have to do another?

I've already had to refrain from running a car off the road last week that had tinsel on the rear wiper and aerial and we got a freaking Christmas card from people who we have never, ever sent a card to last week! Last week, it was only just freaking November!

I've never sent a Xmas card in my life, why the **** are you sending me one for?

See you for a frothy or two at the Xmas show we both attend each year

December drinks, there's no tree, or tinsel, or family.

[Booney]

Christmas. Apparently we're doing it again this year. FFS, we only just did one, why do we have to do another?

I've already had to refrain from running a car off the road last week that had tinsel on the rear wiper and aerial and we got a freaking Christmas card from people who we have never, ever sent a card to last week! Last week, it was only just freaking November!

I've never sent a Xmas card in my life, why the **** are you sending me one for?

Bah Humbug!

Our family hasn't got any religious attachment, none whatsoever. I end up seeing relatives I only see once a year and have to pretend to be happy to see them. If I wanted to see more of them I'd probably try to do it more often, wouldn't I? As I do with people I like.

Then I have to give pretend kisses on the cheek and offer some hollow "Merry Christmas".

[heater31]

Christmas. Apparently we're doing it again this year. FFS, we only just did one, why do we have to do another?

I've already had to refrain from running a car off the road last week that had tinsel on the rear wiper and aerial and we got a freaking Christmas card from people who we have never, ever sent a card to last week! Last week, it was only just freaking November!

I've never sent a Xmas card in my life, why the **** are you sending me one for?

See you for a frothy or two at the Xmas show we both attend each year

December drinks, there's no tree, or tinsel, or family.

The beer is cold that is all that matters....

[Dutchy]

The phrase "date night"

FFS you are married, you go out and have a feed and some time without the kids, why its is called a date?

Have you got a wire in my kitchen? Only last night flew off at this and couldn't agree more.

Sickens me when I see people who've been married for 15 years heading out for a schnitzel on a Wednesday night tagging "Date night with hubby".

FFS, it's not a date, you're going out for dinner.

PS - When is your date night?

We agree!

Its almost a "unfriend" moment when I see women posting about it on Facey, lately Ive seen blokes post it FFS!!!!

[Booney]

The phrase "date night"

FFS you are married, you go out and have a feed and some time without the kids, why its is called a date?

Have you got a wire in my kitchen? Only last night flew off at this and couldn't agree more.

Sickens me when I see people who've been married for 15 years heading out for a schnitzel on a Wednesday night tagging "Date night with hubby".

FFS, it's not a date, you're going out for dinner.

PS - When is your date night?

We agree!

Its almost a "unfriend" moment when I see women posting about it on Facey, lately Ive seen blokes post it FFS!!!!

You should stop calling them "blokes" then.

[Failed Creation]

We agree!

Its almost a "unfriend" moment when I see women posting about it on Facey, lately Ive seen blokes post it FFS!!!!

You should stop calling them "blokes" then.

Agreed. I can safely say I've never been on a date, and never will.

I had my in-laws from overseas earlier this year, and they decided not to join us at the footy, so Mrs. C and I could have a 'date night' at the game.

I said "**** that, I'd rather go to the footy".

My in-laws are great people, but I'm glad I've only seen them once in 9 years. My mother-in-law is a bit full-on for my tastes, and likes to call everything an 'experience'. For example, we went to Red Rooster at Southern Cross (I didn't; I went and got some sushi instead), and she kept saying "This is my first Red Rooster experience'. For ****'s sake, woman, you don't experience Red Rooster, you eat it.

I also get royally ****** off whenever someone mentions a 'bucket list'. **** that movie.

[mighty_tiger_79]

It was a bucket list ticked off and what an experience Red Rooster is....

Win/win

Whats your problem???