Things that give you the sh1ts

[Booney]

Wife chucked in “it will be good for the kids”. I don’t dislike ducks, I think they are awesome, but she’s always wanted ONE!!!!

It gets worse, as I said she wanted ONE... There is 3 of them. 3! She even named one, Ducky McQuackface... Apparently you can’t seperate them, her words, and I know that’s rubbish....
We also have a dog... So this will be a blast. I know I will be the one cleaning the shit
Not one of my proudest moments. I don’t even have footy anymore to get out the house!!!!

No wonder you didn't want any, you know nothing about them.

Ducks are pack animals, like elephants, or dolphins, or chimpanzee's. Also, you'll find they barely produce any shit at all.

[Brodlach]

:lol:

The kids don’t know about them yet. And they will be naming the remaking two, should be interesting.

Keep in mind the kids are 5 and 3

Surely they pick Donald and Daisy

[woodublieve12]

I think the one on the right will be a pain in the arse.

[Booney]

Wife chucked in “it will be good for the kids”. I don’t dislike ducks, I think they are awesome, but she’s always wanted ONE!!!!

It gets worse, as I said she wanted ONE... There is 3 of them. 3! She even named one, Ducky McQuackface... Apparently you can’t seperate them, her words, and I know that’s rubbish....
We also have a dog... So this will be a blast. I know I will be the one cleaning the shit
Not one of my proudest moments. I don’t even have footy anymore to get out the house!!!!

I'm sorry I shouldn't laugh, but that whole post literally has me giggling to the point of crying haha!

Ducky McQuackface!! Classic!

Can't separate the 3, must come as a package!! Oh you're killing me!!

Laugh? I'm ******* pissing myself.

I say no to a cat and Wubbsy get's told he's having 3 ducks.

Wait until you get home, assess the one most likely to cost the most to keep and give you the least in return and call it Tippo!

It gets funnier!

[Lightning McQueen]

I think the one on the right will be a pain in the arse.

Look like 3 males.

[HH3]

I think it's the owners of cats that piss me off more than cats, letting them roam around at all hours of the day and night

My two are strictly inside cats. One goes out the back with us when we're home. The fat one has no interest on tackling the elements.

[Booney]

I think it's the owners of cats that piss me off more than cats, letting them roam around at all hours of the day and night

My two are strictly inside cats. One goes out the back with us when we're home. The fat one has no interest on tackling the elements.

So they shit in a box and you clean it out?

[woodublieve12]

I think the one on the right will be a pain in the arse.

Look like 3 males.

Well atleast their will be another male in the house.
I have two daughters and a girl dog.

[Brodlach]

I think the one on the right will be a pain in the arse.

That looks like it's got an attitude problem


One on the left looks gay NTTAWWT

[woodublieve12]

Wife chucked in “it will be good for the kids”. I don’t dislike ducks, I think they are awesome, but she’s always wanted ONE!!!!

It gets worse, as I said she wanted ONE... There is 3 of them. 3! She even named one, Ducky McQuackface... Apparently you can’t seperate them, her words, and I know that’s rubbish....
We also have a dog... So this will be a blast. I know I will be the one cleaning the shit
Not one of my proudest moments. I don’t even have footy anymore to get out the house!!!!

I'm sorry I shouldn't laugh, but that whole post literally has me giggling to the point of crying haha!

Ducky McQuackface!! Classic!

Can't separate the 3, must come as a package!! Oh you're killing me!!

Laugh? I'm ******* pissing myself.

I say no to a cat and Wubbsy get's told he's having 3 ducks.

Wait until you get home, assess the one most likely to cost the most to keep and give you the least in return and call it Tippo!

It gets funnier!

And I’ll call the most annoying one Booney

[woodublieve12]

I think the one on the right will be a pain in the arse.

That looks like it's got an attitude problem


One on the left looks gay NTTAWWT

I voted yes, so I will support its life choices

[Brodlach]

I think the one on the right will be a pain in the arse.

That looks like it's got an attitude problem


One on the left looks gay NTTAWWT

I voted yes, so I will support its life choices

Such a caring father figure already

[Lightning McQueen]

I think the one on the right will be a pain in the arse.

Look like 3 males.

Well atleast their will be another male in the house.
I have two daughters and a girl dog.

This my only defence in my thought processing:

[Booney]

Wife chucked in “it will be good for the kids”. I don’t dislike ducks, I think they are awesome, but she’s always wanted ONE!!!!

It gets worse, as I said she wanted ONE... There is 3 of them. 3! She even named one, Ducky McQuackface... Apparently you can’t seperate them, her words, and I know that’s rubbish....
We also have a dog... So this will be a blast. I know I will be the one cleaning the shit
Not one of my proudest moments. I don’t even have footy anymore to get out the house!!!!

I'm sorry I shouldn't laugh, but that whole post literally has me giggling to the point of crying haha!

Ducky McQuackface!! Classic!

Can't separate the 3, must come as a package!! Oh you're killing me!!

Laugh? I'm ******* pissing myself.

I say no to a cat and Wubbsy get's told he's having 3 ducks.

Wait until you get home, assess the one most likely to cost the most to keep and give you the least in return and call it Tippo!

It gets funnier!

And I’ll call the most annoying one Booney

Seriously? Oh, I'm in tears. I'm thrilled. Should I come around for a naming ceremony? I've got no cat to look after so I'm free anytime.

[Brodlach]

Oh please call it Booney McBoonface

[Lightning McQueen]

Daddles has to feature.

[The Bedge]

At least you'll have something good to eat at Xmas.

[MW]

We get them in our pool and duck me they make a mess...

[Booney]

Oh please call it Booney McBoonface

That's outstanding!

[Pseudo]

I got a message this morning from a friend who works with my wife, close friends her and her hubby with us. It's a black and white kitten, FB message went along the lines of "Hi, I hear your puppy wants a friend? I'd be a good friend"

I sent back :

N
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W
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I've since got three text messages from people, I assume the girls they both work with but I don't have the numbers in my phone, with images of this cat telling me "I'm desexed", "I'm microchipped", "I'm a good friend for Missy" ( our beagle ).

I've told them all that I don't reply to unidentified people and more so I don't crumble to pressure from people I don't know. Anywho, I won't be getting a cat.

#cajoles

Text them back with this: