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[MW]

don't be daffy

[Brodlach]

Might get Wubbzy a bit down though

He may have to go see the quack

He'd certainly get a bill then

[Magellan]

Might get Wubbzy a bit down though

He may have to go see the quack

He'd certainly get a bill then

Waterfowl thing to do.

[Magellan]

Might get Wubbzy a bit down though

He may have to go see the quack

The only sensible thing to do to fix a mallard-y.

[RustyCage]

I'm sick of these constant puns. I'm crying fowl

[Corona Man]

Needed a new grip on my cricket bat. Into a nearby sport store and served by a fit young lady who offered to ahem.... "roll it on for me".... the sexiest experience in my life, I asked her if she was married!

[heater31]

Needed a new grip on my cricket bat. Into a nearby sport store and served by a fit young lady who offered to ahem.... "roll it on for me".... the sexiest experience in my life, I asked her if she was married!

Should have asked her if she was any good at throw downs....

[Magellan]

I'm sick of these constant puns. I'm crying fowl

If it's not grouse, don't be a goose, wing up talkback radio and complain.

[Magellan]

Needed a new grip on my cricket bat. Into a nearby sport store and served by a fit young lady who offered to ahem.... "roll it on for me".... the sexiest experience in my life, I asked her if she was married!

The right thing to do if she's going to 'knock it in'.

[Corona Man]

Needed a new grip on my cricket bat. Into a nearby sport store and served by a fit young lady who offered to ahem.... "roll it on for me".... the sexiest experience in my life, I asked her if she was married!

Should have asked her if she was any good at throw downs....

The bat wasn't the only wood I had at the time

[RustyCage]

Needed a new grip on my cricket bat. Into a nearby sport store and served by a fit young lady who offered to ahem.... "roll it on for me".... the sexiest experience in my life, I asked her if she was married!

Should have asked her if she was any good at throw downs....

The bat wasn't the only wood I had at the time

Not the only bat you'll have today either

[Jim05]

Kiwis losing in the quarters of the RLWC [emoji3]
Tonga, Fiji, Australia into the Semi finals, hopefully PNG join them

[Grenville]

Kiwis losing in the quarters of the RLWC [emoji3]
Tonga, Fiji, Australia into the Semi finals, hopefully PNG join them

Bloody hell, didn't see that one coming. Tonga only just held on against Lebanon in a cracker of a game. Tonga have a lot of sore bodies, fatigue might hamper them next game. Go PNG!

[Grenville]

Lively start to this one, Poms just bombed a try.

[Grenville]

Quickly followed by PNG doing the same.

[Grenville]

Been some good hits in this game but a heap of basic errors from both sides.

[mighty_tiger_79]

Needed a new grip on my cricket bat. Into a nearby sport store and served by a fit young lady who offered to ahem.... "roll it on for me".... the sexiest experience in my life, I asked her if she was married!

Should have asked her if she was any good at throw downs....

The bat wasn't the only wood I had at the time

Not the only bat you'll have today either

We need a report on how CM's bat went???

[mighty_tiger_79]

Spending the night at Glenbarr Homestead in Strath.
Fascinating history behind it.

[Corona Man]

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We need a report on how CM's bat went???[/quote]


Yes it went ok MT. I am playing vets over 50's cricket over here. It's been bloody good fun until today. We played North Ringwood, I guess when a team refers to themselves as the super kings, you should realise they are flogs. The entire team was made up of "sub continentals". Their opening bat smashed one through to our keeper, and as you umpire yourself, this ******* curry muncher said not out...cheating pricks! Anyway they rack up 217 from their 36 overs. They have some decent batters. I'm batting first drop and made my retirement score of 40 (actually 44, as I banged a 6 off when on 38) in pretty quick time.... I'm guessed 25 or 30 balls. Other than one bowler the rest were crap. We made their runs with 3 balls to spare... they were the top team up until today.... so in short, yes the old Grey Nic did its thing today!! As an aside the other teams we have played until now have been pretty decent blokes.

[Lightning McQueen]

Yes it went ok MT. I am playing vets over 50's cricket over here. It's been bloody good fun until today. We played North Ringwood, I guess when a team refers to themselves as the super kings, you should realise they are flogs. The entire team was made up of "sub continentals". Their opening bat smashed one through to our keeper, and as you umpire yourself, this ******* curry muncher said not out...cheating pricks! Anyway they rack up 217 from their 36 overs. They have some decent batters. I'm batting first drop and made my retirement score of 40 (actually 44, as I banged a 6 off when on 38) in pretty quick time.... I'm guessed 25 or 30 balls. Other than one bowler the rest were crap. We made their runs with 3 balls to spare... they were the top team up until today.... so in short, yes the old Grey Nic did its thing today!! As an aside the other teams we have played until now have been pretty decent blokes.

My old club had a few pull outs on Friday so after a few froffies I suggested to my kids that we fill in for their B Grade, to which they were rapt to have their first game alongside the old man.
I got to bat with both of them, my 14 year old daughter took the wicket of the association leading run scorer and my 12 year old son picked up 3/22 off 7 overs, we lost but it was a great buzz and had been on my bucket list of life.