Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby woodublieve12 » Mon Nov 20, 2017 12:36 pm

And if cleaning their cage isn’t enough, I run the bath for them a couple times a day so they have a swim to make their tiny legs strong.. :roll:
They get looked after better than me
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MW » Mon Nov 20, 2017 12:39 pm

This really is more and more a homer/pinchy relationship!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby RustyCage » Mon Nov 20, 2017 2:46 pm

Locking myself out of the house and having to go to gawler to get spare keys from the missus

Just happy I was wearing pants at least
I'm gonna break my rusty cage and run
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Mon Nov 20, 2017 2:48 pm

woodublieve12 wrote:And if cleaning their cage isn’t enough, I run the bath for them a couple times a day so they have a swim to make their tiny legs strong.. :roll:
They get looked after better than me

Thats why Booney stood firm to no cat.....we all know where we stand and any new introduction to trhe household drops us down further on the list of priorities...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby woodublieve12 » Mon Nov 20, 2017 3:05 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:And if cleaning their cage isn’t enough, I run the bath for them a couple times a day so they have a swim to make their tiny legs strong.. :roll:
They get looked after better than me

Thats why Booney stood firm to no cat.....we all know where we stand and any new introduction to trhe household drops us down further on the list of priorities...

Gee I’d be lucky if anyone talks to me now
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Mon Nov 20, 2017 3:07 pm

woodublieve12 wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:And if cleaning their cage isn’t enough, I run the bath for them a couple times a day so they have a swim to make their tiny legs strong.. :roll:
They get looked after better than me

Thats why Booney stood firm to no cat.....we all know where we stand and any new introduction to trhe household drops us down further on the list of priorities...

Gee I’d be lucky if anyone talks to me now
Sometimes thats a blessing......


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby woodublieve12 » Mon Nov 20, 2017 3:09 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:And if cleaning their cage isn’t enough, I run the bath for them a couple times a day so they have a swim to make their tiny legs strong.. :roll:
They get looked after better than me

Thats why Booney stood firm to no cat.....we all know where we stand and any new introduction to trhe household drops us down further on the list of priorities...

Gee I’d be lucky if anyone talks to me now
Sometimes thats a blessing......


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MW » Mon Nov 20, 2017 3:12 pm

Get a dog. Not only will they always talk to you, it will take care of the duck problem you currently have ...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Mon Nov 20, 2017 3:13 pm

MW wrote:Get a dog. Not only will they always talk to you, it will take care of the duck problem you currently have ...

He has a dog.....and still has ducks...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Mon Nov 20, 2017 3:17 pm

MW wrote:Get a dog. Not only will they always talk to you, it will take care of the duck problem you currently have ...


I've had dogs all my life. Never had one talk to me.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MW » Mon Nov 20, 2017 3:19 pm

Booney wrote:
MW wrote:Get a dog. Not only will they always talk to you, it will take care of the duck problem you currently have ...


I've had dogs all my life. Never had one talk to me.


Poorly trained clearly
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby woodublieve12 » Mon Nov 20, 2017 3:20 pm

MW wrote:Get a dog. Not only will they always talk to you, it will take care of the duck problem you currently have ...

Have a dog. Dead set legend. Unsure is she wants to eat them, play with them or look after them. She’s one of the main reasons I didn’t want the ducks... I didn’t want to stress her out. Not overly concerned her eating them, more chance the ducks beating her up
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MW » Mon Nov 20, 2017 3:27 pm

I've got a Dalmatian...not only would he eat them, they would not even get a quack out in protest
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Mon Nov 20, 2017 4:27 pm

bennymacca wrote:
HH3 wrote:
bennymacca wrote:Shouldn’t it be ducky mcduckface or quacky mcquackface?

:)


Grow up


What?

Forget to clean the sand out of your vag this morning?


Nah he’s like clockwork when it comes to that........
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Mon Nov 20, 2017 4:28 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
bennymacca wrote:
HH3 wrote:
bennymacca wrote:Shouldn’t it be ducky mcduckface or quacky mcquackface?

:)


Grow up


What?

Forget to clean the sand out of your vag this morning?


Nah he’s like clockwork when it comes to that........


I enjoy the grit...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Mon Nov 20, 2017 4:30 pm

HH3 wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
bennymacca wrote:
HH3 wrote:
Grow up


What?

Forget to clean the sand out of your vag this morning?


Nah he’s like clockwork when it comes to that........


I enjoy the grit...


He said ‘vag’ not ‘arse’.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Mon Nov 20, 2017 4:32 pm

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Mon Nov 20, 2017 8:20 pm

Me playing the clown saying I was going to Thailand so often on here, Dis's cuatomized ads on the site now tell me about trips to Thailand everytime I enter the site now making me sad.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Tue Nov 21, 2017 9:09 am

I am literally a babysitter at my workplace.

The kids ages range from 45-65.

Someone who works on a computer all day, called me over to help. She was trying to restart her computer, and was right-clicking the Start button....

I think she's cottoned on to my mood this morning.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Magellan » Tue Nov 21, 2017 9:44 am

HH3 wrote:I am literally a babysitter at my workplace.

The kids ages range from 45-65.

Someone who works on a computer all day, called me over to help. She was trying to restart her computer, and was right-clicking the Start button....

I think she's cottoned on to my mood this morning.

My wife had an experience with one of her superiors at a Commonwealth government agency a few years ago where she was summoned into his office at the beginning of the day because he seemingly couldn't get his mouse to function. My wife went to help (not sure why he called her, she has no IT expertise) and sure enough she was able to fix the problem quick smart. The problem? He was holding his mouse back-to-front. And no, it wasn't a wireless mouse, it was connected to the computer by a USB cable.
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