Things that make you laugh

[The Dark Knight]

[Wedgie]

Troy Kinne at the Rhino Room last night.

[Corona Man]

Skull's commentary on MMM

[Grenville]

The Pommie lobsters at the Gabba.

[Brodlach]

The Pommie lobsters at the Gabba.

How red was that bloke

[Grenville]

The Pommie lobsters at the Gabba.

How red was that bloke

He's going to look like a giant glowstick when the sun goes down. There'd be enough heat coming off his skin to cook a roast.

[Brodlach]

Might be able to Power a third world country


What an idiot

[Booney]

Channel 9's greatest Ashes team. Michael Slater being nominated for an openers spot.

Excuse me, it's the "Worlds Greatest Ashes Team". What a load of wank, three countries to pick from.

Australia, England and South Africa.

[Lightning McQueen]

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[Magellan]

Hilarious snippet from the English game show "The Chase". Once the name "Fanny Chmelar" is uttered the host goes to pieces.

[valleys07]

Hilarious snippet from the English game show "The Chase". Once the name "Fanny Chmelar" is uttered the host goes to pieces.

No matter how many times I see this, I still end up in stitches.

I lose it every time when Brad Walsh lets out the little squeak at the start

[Magellan]

Hilarious snippet from the English game show "The Chase". Once the name "Fanny Chmelar" is uttered the host goes to pieces.

No matter how many times I see this, I still end up in stitches.

I lose it every time when Brad Walsh lets out the little squeak at the start

His face at the start when the's trying to hold it all in is priceless, he looks like he just sucked an entire lemon.

[woodublieve12]

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[The Bedge]

Saw this on FB and immediately laughed and thought of @woodublieve12

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[woodublieve12]

Saw this on FB and immediately laughed and thought of @woodublieve12

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I am starting to think it’s genetic this sort of stuff... My step mum wanted another Labrador cause they used to have one and my dad said no, we didn’t need it he said. My step mum got home today from a couple of days away with a chocolate lab my dad isn’t impressed.

[therisingblues]

The road rage just directed towards me. Strung out feral for some reason tried to cut me off then started finger waving and plastic bottle waving and shouting out the window at me. No idea what her issue was. I hadnt changed lanes so cant have cut her off. And i was keeping up with the flow of traffic....

Piss funny watching her try to intimidate me, in a car twice the size of hers.

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Maybe the same behemoth I witnessed on NE road a while back.
Just after Sudholz road, going away from town, there is a gap in the median strip, next to a sign, "No U turn".
There was a car with it's indicator on, waiting at the gap.
Miss Beauty Queen of the Land of Loud, Fat, Hairy Apes, is outraged by this. She has to wait a second or two for this car to turn.
With her horn blaring, she's screaming "NO ******* U-TURN!!!" in a voice like a pig with a red hot poker up its arse. They really like their women LOUD in that land of Loud, Fat, Hairy Apes, that screeching was like something from your worse nightmare. Then she gets even MADDER "NO ******* U-TURN" she screams, voice wavering like a teenager under the force of her anger.
Then a gap opens up for traffic coming the other way, and the car .... turns RIGHT, into the restaurant there.

[Brodlach]

My 16 year old having a girlfriend but doesn't want to tell us as my wife will have them married off in 10 minutes. I think my wife is desperate to have a female in the family, everyone is a male, even the dog.

[heater31]

My 16 year old having a girlfriend but doesn't want to tell us as my wife will have them married off in 10 minutes. I think my wife is desperate to have a female in the family, everyone is a male, even the dog.

But yet you know about it......

[Spargo]

My 16 year old having a girlfriend but doesn't want to tell us as my wife will have them married off in 10 minutes. I think my wife is desperate to have a female in the family, everyone is a male, even the dog.

At 16 he shouldn’t have a girlfriend.
He should have 3...

[Brodlach]

My 16 year old having a girlfriend but doesn't want to tell us as my wife will have them married off in 10 minutes. I think my wife is desperate to have a female in the family, everyone is a male, even the dog.

But yet you know about it......

Nah the idiot put it on Facebook but my wife doesn’t have Facebook