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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Thu Nov 30, 2017 4:17 pm

got invited to solitaire motors box with the father in law to the test Saturday


but I cant go because we cant get a baby sitter and the wife has a hens night planned ages ago

pissed off to say the least
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Thu Nov 30, 2017 4:20 pm

Johno6 wrote:got invited to solitaire motors box with the father in law to the test Saturday


but I cant go because we cant get a baby sitter and the wife has a hens night planned ages ago

pissed off to say the least


I'll baby sit
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Thu Nov 30, 2017 4:28 pm

HH3 wrote:
Johno6 wrote:got invited to solitaire motors box with the father in law to the test Saturday


but I cant go because we cant get a baby sitter and the wife has a hens night planned ages ago

pissed off to say the least


I'll baby sit

I’ll bring the beer...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Thu Nov 30, 2017 4:29 pm

HH3 wrote:
Johno6 wrote:got invited to solitaire motors box with the father in law to the test Saturday


but I cant go because we cant get a baby sitter and the wife has a hens night planned ages ago

pissed off to say the least


I'll take your spot at the cricket


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Thu Nov 30, 2017 4:47 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
HH3 wrote:
Johno6 wrote:got invited to solitaire motors box with the father in law to the test Saturday


but I cant go because we cant get a baby sitter and the wife has a hens night planned ages ago

pissed off to say the least


I'll take your spot at the cricket


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Actually Im working a hens night that night.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Thu Nov 30, 2017 4:48 pm

HH3 wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
HH3 wrote:
Johno6 wrote:got invited to solitaire motors box with the father in law to the test Saturday


but I cant go because we cant get a baby sitter and the wife has a hens night planned ages ago

pissed off to say the least


I'll take your spot at the cricket


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Actually Im working a hens night that night.


Don’t get her too excited as Johno wil be asleep when she gets home..........
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Thu Nov 30, 2017 4:51 pm

amber_fluid wrote:Don’t get her too excited as Johno wil be asleep when she gets home..........


Its ok. She'll be all tuckered out by the time she gets home.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Thu Nov 30, 2017 5:30 pm

HH3 wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:Don’t get her too excited as Johno wil be asleep when she gets home..........


Its ok. She'll be all tuckered out by the time she gets home.

:lol: Yes little buddy.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Thu Nov 30, 2017 5:39 pm

Spargo wrote:
HH3 wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:Don’t get her too excited as Johno wil be asleep when she gets home..........


Its ok. She'll be all tuckered out by the time she gets home.

:lol: Yes little buddy.


He’s going to sit next to her and talk all night.........she’ll be tuckered and f**ked all at the sametime!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Dec 01, 2017 8:55 am

Spargo wrote:
HH3 wrote:
Johno6 wrote:got invited to solitaire motors box with the father in law to the test Saturday


but I cant go because we cant get a baby sitter and the wife has a hens night planned ages ago

pissed off to say the least


I'll baby sit

I’ll bring the beer...

Where's the hens party?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Magellan » Fri Dec 01, 2017 9:01 am

HH3 wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
HH3 wrote:
Johno6 wrote:got invited to solitaire motors box with the father in law to the test Saturday


but I cant go because we cant get a baby sitter and the wife has a hens night planned ages ago

pissed off to say the least


I'll take your spot at the cricket


EFA


Actually Im working a hens night that night.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dutchy » Fri Dec 01, 2017 10:05 am

Johno6 wrote:got invited to solitaire motors box with the father in law to the test Saturday


but I cant go because we cant get a baby sitter and the wife has a hens night planned ages ago

pissed off to say the least


I see no issue

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Fri Dec 01, 2017 10:14 am

so I don't get to go AND HH3 gets to nail my wife........

good things come in 3's, so cant wait to see whats next.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Fri Dec 01, 2017 11:12 am

Johno6 wrote:so I don't get to go AND HH3 gets to nail my wife........

good things come in 3's, so cant wait to see whats next.


@Johno6 Can you say hello to my kid for me?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:22 pm

HH3 wrote:
Johno6 wrote:so I don't get to go AND HH3 gets to nail my wife........

good things come in 3's, so cant wait to see whats next.


@Johno6 Can you say hello to my kid for me?


You and Johno had a kid together......... :shock:

That’d be one very intelligent kid ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:39 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
HH3 wrote:
Johno6 wrote:so I don't get to go AND HH3 gets to nail my wife........

good things come in 3's, so cant wait to see whats next.


@Johno6 Can you say hello to my kid for me?


You and Johno had a kid together......... :shock:

That’d be one very intelligent kid ;)

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Sat Dec 02, 2017 9:31 am

Cleaning my oven. Shit job.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Sat Dec 02, 2017 1:34 pm

Corona Man wrote:Cleaning my oven. Shit job.

Our oven gave up the ghost a coupla days ago....still under warranty but have to wait for someone to come out...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MW » Mon Dec 04, 2017 12:24 pm

Get a pyrolytic oven. self cleaning, then just wipe the dust from the bottom afterwards.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Dec 04, 2017 12:31 pm

MW wrote:Get a pyrolytic oven. self cleaning, then just wipe the dust from the bottom afterwards.

That's one duty I refuse to partake in at home, I do ALL of the dishes in lieu of not having to do other roles, mopping is a no go zone for me too!
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