by Spargo » Wed Dec 06, 2017 9:30 am
by Magellan » Wed Dec 06, 2017 9:41 am
Spargo wrote:Arseh*les who don’t pick up after their dog, I’ve encountered this twice in the last week.
First was a bloke on Melbourne St who’s pooch was dropping nuggets whilst still walking. He seemed oblivious so I pointed it out as it was on the footpath out the front of a business I was about to enter. “Oh, ok” he said. I came back out & he’d simply kicked one of the droppings further up the footpath. WTF???
The second was last night on the Esplanade at Brighton, I’d pulled over to send a text message & this woman stopped by a tree whilst her dog laid one. She couldn’t tell I was watching her. She bent down halfway (with plastic bag in hand) looked around to see if anyone was looking, and left it there.
I caught up, slowed down & waited until more people were nearby - “I hope a lazy, selfish dog owner let’s their dog shit on your front lawn & leaves it just like you left your dogs shit back there under that tree” I yelled
She had nowhere to go & everyone was looking at her now - bitch.
by Lightning McQueen » Wed Dec 06, 2017 9:44 am
Magellan wrote:Spargo wrote:Arseh*les who don’t pick up after their dog, I’ve encountered this twice in the last week.
First was a bloke on Melbourne St who’s pooch was dropping nuggets whilst still walking. He seemed oblivious so I pointed it out as it was on the footpath out the front of a business I was about to enter. “Oh, ok” he said. I came back out & he’d simply kicked one of the droppings further up the footpath. WTF???
The second was last night on the Esplanade at Brighton, I’d pulled over to send a text message & this woman stopped by a tree whilst her dog laid one. She couldn’t tell I was watching her. She bent down halfway (with plastic bag in hand) looked around to see if anyone was looking, and left it there.
I caught up, slowed down & waited until more people were nearby - “I hope a lazy, selfish dog owner let’s their dog shit on your front lawn & leaves it just like you left your dogs shit back there under that tree” I yelled
She had nowhere to go & everyone was looking at her now - bitch.
Well done. No excuses for not picking up after your pooch. It's not that hard.
by Pseudo » Wed Dec 06, 2017 10:00 am
Magellan wrote:Spargo wrote:Arseh*les who don’t pick up after their dog, I’ve encountered this twice in the last week.
First was a bloke on Melbourne St who’s pooch was dropping nuggets whilst still walking. He seemed oblivious so I pointed it out as it was on the footpath out the front of a business I was about to enter. “Oh, ok” he said. I came back out & he’d simply kicked one of the droppings further up the footpath. WTF???
The second was last night on the Esplanade at Brighton, I’d pulled over to send a text message & this woman stopped by a tree whilst her dog laid one. She couldn’t tell I was watching her. She bent down halfway (with plastic bag in hand) looked around to see if anyone was looking, and left it there.
I caught up, slowed down & waited until more people were nearby - “I hope a lazy, selfish dog owner let’s their dog shit on your front lawn & leaves it just like you left your dogs shit back there under that tree” I yelled
She had nowhere to go & everyone was looking at her now - bitch.
Well done. No excuses for not picking up after your pooch. It's not that hard.
by Booney » Wed Dec 06, 2017 1:36 pm
by Gozu » Wed Dec 06, 2017 1:46 pm
by Lightning McQueen » Wed Dec 06, 2017 2:30 pm
Gozu wrote:I remember once sitting down on the base of a tree that was covered in leaves and after a few seconds noticing a god awful smell looked down at my shoes and hiding in amongst the leaves had been a big fresh dog shit that now covered about 2/3 of the sole of my shoe. If there had have been a dog around I would've wiped it all over the bloody thing. Stepping in fresh dog shit sounds funny until it actually happens to you.
by mighty_tiger_79 » Wed Dec 06, 2017 3:25 pm
by amber_fluid » Wed Dec 06, 2017 3:26 pm
Gozu wrote:I remember once sitting down on the base of a tree that was covered in leaves and after a few seconds noticing a god awful smell looked down at my shoes and hiding in amongst the leaves had been a big fresh dog shit that now covered about 2/3 of the sole of my shoe. If there had have been a dog around I would've wiped it all over the bloody thing. Stepping in fresh dog shit sounds funny until it actually happens to you.
by Gozu » Wed Dec 06, 2017 4:29 pm
by Magellan » Wed Dec 06, 2017 4:40 pm
Gozu wrote:I remember once sitting down on the base of a tree that was covered in leaves and after a few seconds noticing a god awful smell looked down at my shoes and hiding in amongst the leaves had been a big fresh dog shit that now covered about 2/3 of the sole of my shoe. If there had have been a dog around I would've wiped it all over the bloody thing. Stepping in fresh dog shit sounds funny until it actually happens to you.
by bennymacca » Wed Dec 06, 2017 4:42 pm
Gozu wrote:Admittedly I've got a bit of a smile on my face thinking back about it I was so pissed off took me a couple of hours to get clean it all off stuck in all the grooves of my soles, to be honest I would've rather stepped in it barefoot. Hell of a lot easier to clean.
by Gozu » Wed Dec 06, 2017 4:45 pm
bennymacca wrote:Gozu wrote:Admittedly I've got a bit of a smile on my face thinking back about it I was so pissed off took me a couple of hours to get clean it all off stuck in all the grooves of my soles, to be honest I would've rather stepped in it barefoot. Hell of a lot easier to clean.
Squirt it with the hose outside. Takes a minute or two and shoes are clean.
Unfortunately I know from experience
by Lightning McQueen » Thu Dec 07, 2017 8:48 am
Gozu wrote:
This was out in public there were no taps around lol
I don't want to talk about this anymore, I'm still scarred
by PatowalongaPirate » Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:39 am
by Spargo » Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:43 am
PatowalongaPirate wrote:Getting junk mail in my letterbox when it clearly states No Junk Mail.
What makes it worse is that it was a pamphlet from the Adelaide street preachers directly linking same sex marriage to Nazism.
by Booney » Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:47 am
PatowalongaPirate wrote:Getting junk mail in my letterbox when it clearly states No Junk Mail.
What makes it worse is that it was a pamphlet from the Adelaide street preachers directly linking same sex marriage to Nazism.
by tipper » Fri Dec 08, 2017 10:07 am
PatowalongaPirate wrote:Getting junk mail in my letterbox when it clearly states No Junk Mail.
What makes it worse is that it was a pamphlet from the Adelaide street preachers directly linking same sex marriage to Nazism.
by Corona Man » Fri Dec 08, 2017 12:32 pm
Spargo wrote:PatowalongaPirate wrote:Getting junk mail in my letterbox when it clearly states No Junk Mail.
What makes it worse is that it was a pamphlet from the Adelaide street preachers directly linking same sex marriage to Nazism.
Sorry, won’t happen again...
by Magellan » Fri Dec 08, 2017 12:52 pm
PatowalongaPirate wrote:What makes it worse is that it was a pamphlet from the Adelaide street preachers directly linking same sex marriage to Nazism.
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