Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby am Bays » Wed Dec 13, 2017 4:11 pm

Juicy fruit stories to chew over here lads
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby DOC » Wed Dec 13, 2017 4:13 pm

I think all this Polly Waffle should be in the politics thread.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby tipper » Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:17 am

upcoming mandatory drug and alcohol awareness training.....

still no one has been able to tell me if i have to bring my own drugs and alcohol or if they are provided.....
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:41 am

tipper wrote:upcoming mandatory drug and alcohol awareness training.....

still no one has been able to tell me if i have to bring my own drugs and alcohol or if they are provided.....


Boss - Right, we're starting random drug tests.

Employee - Sweet! Whatyagot?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:50 am

Booney wrote:
tipper wrote:upcoming mandatory drug and alcohol awareness training.....

still no one has been able to tell me if i have to bring my own drugs and alcohol or if they are provided.....


Boss - Right, we're starting random drug tests.

Employee - Sweet! Whatyagot?

I reckon pricks here keep codeine tablets in their lockers in anticipation for our randoms, they walk out the door with a big smile on their face knowing they have 3 days of paid leave ahead of them.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:52 am

How does that work LM?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby tipper » Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:53 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Booney wrote:
tipper wrote:upcoming mandatory drug and alcohol awareness training.....

still no one has been able to tell me if i have to bring my own drugs and alcohol or if they are provided.....


Boss - Right, we're starting random drug tests.

Employee - Sweet! Whatyagot?

I reckon pricks here keep codeine tablets in their lockers in anticipation for our randoms, they walk out the door with a big smile on their face knowing they have 3 days of paid leave ahead of them.


now theres an idea.... :D
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MW » Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:55 am

and a formal warning I am guessing
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Dec 14, 2017 12:22 pm

Brodlach wrote:How does that work LM?

Codeine registers the same as other opiates, the test then goes to the lab which takes 3 days to return with the findings.

They get away with not having to work for that period and there are no repercussions.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Dec 14, 2017 12:23 pm

MW wrote:and a formal warning I am guessing

Nope, they work shift work and do long shifts, illness is prone with a workforce of around 200 so it's quite easy to justify that you needed some tablets to get you up and running.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Thu Dec 14, 2017 12:23 pm

tipper wrote:upcoming mandatory drug and alcohol awareness training.....

still no one has been able to tell me if i have to bring my own drugs and alcohol or if they are provided.....
I think we work at the same place. What a ******* joke [emoji850]
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Dec 14, 2017 12:33 pm

tipper wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Booney wrote:
tipper wrote:upcoming mandatory drug and alcohol awareness training.....

still no one has been able to tell me if i have to bring my own drugs and alcohol or if they are provided.....


Boss - Right, we're starting random drug tests.

Employee - Sweet! Whatyagot?

I reckon pricks here keep codeine tablets in their lockers in anticipation for our randoms, they walk out the door with a big smile on their face knowing they have 3 days of paid leave ahead of them.


now theres an idea.... :D


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Bum Crack » Thu Dec 14, 2017 3:25 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Brodlach wrote:How does that work LM?

Codeine registers the same as other opiates, the test then goes to the lab which takes 3 days to return with the findings.

They get away with not having to work for that period and there are no repercussions.

So if they're on prescription Codeine, they still get sent home for three days?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Dec 14, 2017 3:31 pm

Bum Crack wrote:So if they're on prescription Codeine, they still get sent home for three days?

Yep, you don't even need to be on a prescription, you can get it over the counter, you can say you've been unwell.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Thu Dec 14, 2017 3:32 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Bum Crack wrote:So if they're on prescription Codeine, they still get sent home for three days?

Yep, you don't even need to be on a prescription, you can get it over the counter, you can say you've been unwell.


Not from early next year you can’t.
Any codeine based product requires prescription from next year.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Alaska » Fri Dec 15, 2017 10:24 am

One Government Department has recently ruled that if you pop a codeine you have to go home.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Dec 15, 2017 10:47 am

Alaska wrote:One Government Department has recently ruled that if you pop a codeine you have to go home.

Far out, I want a job there, my work have seen me here on my death bed with abscess' and I've told them it's only the drugs holding me up.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Bum Crack » Fri Dec 15, 2017 10:58 am

Alaska wrote:One Government Department has recently ruled that if you pop a codeine you have to go home.

That's ridiculous. Valium will be next probably.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Fri Dec 15, 2017 11:00 am

I’m not sure if I could be anymore bored at work even if I tried


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Fri Dec 15, 2017 11:06 am

Brodlach wrote:I’m not sure if I could be anymore bored at work even if I tried


Very quiet morning


Yep.

I looked at the clock and it was 9:28. An hour and a half later and it was 9:30.
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