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Re: What The F***

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Dec 19, 2017 10:39 am

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As a leading hand I had to corner a bloke about his BO after several complaints from other staff in one of my previous lives.

I've had to fire people, I've had to give people written warnings, but when he broke down in tears it was the hardest management discussion I've ever been involved in. It was awful.

Broke down in tears? Embarrassment?
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Re: What The F***

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Dec 19, 2017 10:40 am

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Lightning McQueen wrote:A chick at work has recently taken up smoking but doesn't want anyone to know so she douses herself in perfume to mask the smell, it makes it 10 times worse though, I'd rather just smell the stale ciggy odour.


A mate of mine "doesn't smoke" but always has a pack of darts on him. Saturdays at the pub he'll whip out for 3 or 4 in a couple of hours and then when he gets in the car he grabs a Extra or two so his Mrs doesn't pick up on it. I have asked him how stupid does he think she is.

The smell on the fingers is the most pungent.

She'd have to know surely! Pronbably has her own "little secrets"
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Re: What The F***

Postby Booney » Tue Dec 19, 2017 10:42 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Booney wrote:
As a leading hand I had to corner a bloke about his BO after several complaints from other staff in one of my previous lives.

I've had to fire people, I've had to give people written warnings, but when he broke down in tears it was the hardest management discussion I've ever been involved in. It was awful.

Broke down in tears? Embarrassment?


Yep, he was mortified that none of his work mates felt they could approach him about it. He told me he had a skin condition and he'd tried all types of sprays, roll ons, sticks etc and nothing agreed with him so he went without but in reality didn't know as nobody had ever said anything to him. He was used to it.
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Re: What The F***

Postby MW » Tue Dec 19, 2017 10:52 am

Booney wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Booney wrote:
As a leading hand I had to corner a bloke about his BO after several complaints from other staff in one of my previous lives.

I've had to fire people, I've had to give people written warnings, but when he broke down in tears it was the hardest management discussion I've ever been involved in. It was awful.

Broke down in tears? Embarrassment?


Yep, he was mortified that none of his work mates felt they could approach him about it. He told me he had a skin condition and he'd tried all types of sprays, roll ons, sticks etc and nothing agreed with him so he went without but in reality didn't know as nobody had ever said anything to him. He was used to it.


Did he get fired over BO issues?
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Re: What The F***

Postby Spargo » Tue Dec 19, 2017 10:57 am

Yeah Booney, were you a Brut when you gave him a spray or were you gentle as a dove?
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Re: What The F***

Postby MW » Tue Dec 19, 2017 10:58 am

Send me the Lynx to the video of it
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Re: What The F***

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Dec 19, 2017 11:03 am

did he need his mum?
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Re: What The F***

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Dec 19, 2017 11:05 am

Spargo wrote:Yeah Booney, were you a Brut when you gave him a spray or were you gentle as a dove?


Did he just roll on after he got canned?
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Re: What The F***

Postby Magellan » Tue Dec 19, 2017 11:05 am

Spargo wrote:Yeah Booney, were you a Brut when you gave him a spray or were you gentle as a dove?

It'd have to be a spray. He'd Nivea pass up the chance to simply roll on regardless.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Spargo » Tue Dec 19, 2017 11:10 am

So long as your final decision was thought through & not made on Impulse..
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Re: What The F***

Postby Magellan » Tue Dec 19, 2017 11:11 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:did he need his mum?

Don't Mitchum her, I hear she's very strict. She has a strap made of Leather that dates from Imperial times.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Magellan » Tue Dec 19, 2017 11:14 am

Spargo wrote:So long as your final decision was thought through & not made on Impulse..

Would Gillette him have a second chance?
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Re: What The F***

Postby Spargo » Tue Dec 19, 2017 11:15 am

Was heard to be Cusson after being shown the door.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Magellan » Tue Dec 19, 2017 11:17 am

Spargo wrote:Was heard to be Cusson after being shown the door.

Too bad, looks like he's shit outta Lux.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Spargo » Tue Dec 19, 2017 11:32 am

Magellan wrote:
Spargo wrote:Was heard to be Cusson after being shown the door.

Too bad, looks like he's shit outta Lux.

Yep, he couldnt Garnier the courage to respond after being told Nivea to return.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Dec 19, 2017 11:34 am

Magellan wrote:
Spargo wrote:Was heard to be Cusson after being shown the door.

Too bad, looks like he's shit outta Lux.

Don't be taft.
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Re: What The F***

Postby bennymacca » Tue Dec 19, 2017 11:41 am

Gone a bit too far here lads, I would have thought talk of body sprays and perfume would be taboo.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Booney » Tue Dec 19, 2017 11:41 am

MW wrote:
Booney wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Booney wrote:
As a leading hand I had to corner a bloke about his BO after several complaints from other staff in one of my previous lives.

I've had to fire people, I've had to give people written warnings, but when he broke down in tears it was the hardest management discussion I've ever been involved in. It was awful.

Broke down in tears? Embarrassment?


Yep, he was mortified that none of his work mates felt they could approach him about it. He told me he had a skin condition and he'd tried all types of sprays, roll ons, sticks etc and nothing agreed with him so he went without but in reality didn't know as nobody had ever said anything to him. He was used to it.


Did he get fired over BO issues?


No, he did not. I just spoke to him about the complaints from other staff, in fact I think he may still even be in the same job and this discussion would have taken place in 2002 or 2003.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Dec 19, 2017 11:47 am

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No, he did not. I just spoke to him about the complaints from other staff, in fact I think he may still even be in the same job and this discussion would have taken place in 2002 or 2003.

So he understood the message that you scent?
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Re: What The F***

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Tue Dec 19, 2017 12:05 pm

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No, he did not. I just spoke to him about the complaints from other staff, in fact I think he may still even be in the same job and this discussion would have taken place in 2002 or 2003.

So he understood the message that you scent?

Perhaps you just needed to give him a spray
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