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Postby Mr Beefy » Tue Dec 19, 2017 12:42 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:did he need his mum?

i heard Max Factor?
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Re: What The F***

Postby Magellan » Tue Dec 19, 2017 12:56 pm

Mr Beefy wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:did he need his mum?

i heard Max Factor?

Word is she's divorced, the pong was so bad her husband had no choice but to Palmolive off to another bloke.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Magellan » Tue Dec 19, 2017 12:58 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Booney wrote:
No, he did not. I just spoke to him about the complaints from other staff, in fact I think he may still even be in the same job and this discussion would have taken place in 2002 or 2003.

So he understood the message that you scent?

A simple talking-to is unlikely to Solvol his problems.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Dec 19, 2017 1:06 pm

Mr Beefy wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:did he need his mum?

i heard Max Factor?

Yeah, Max is a dirty prick.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Magellan » Tue Dec 19, 2017 1:11 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Mr Beefy wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:did he need his mum?

i heard Max Factor?

Yeah, Max is a dirty prick.

She's no clean skin either. I hear she likes the Greek guys, apparently Blue Stratos in the car park after the Glendi one year.
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Re: What The F***

Postby am Bays » Tue Dec 19, 2017 1:19 pm

Magellan wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Mr Beefy wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:did he need his mum?

i heard Max Factor?

Yeah, Max is a dirty prick.

She's no clean skin either. I hear she likes the Greek guys, apparently Blue Stratos in the car park after the Glendi one year.


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Re: What The F***

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Dec 19, 2017 2:03 pm

Magellan wrote:She's no clean skin either. I hear she likes the Greek guys, apparently Blue Stratos in the car park after the Glendi one year.

He was pretty suave and she couldn't keep a secret.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Magellan » Tue Dec 19, 2017 2:19 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Magellan wrote:She's no clean skin either. I hear she likes the Greek guys, apparently Blue Stratos in the car park after the Glendi one year.

He was pretty suave and she couldn't keep a secret.

Hang on, I got it wrong. She blew Glen Twenty times after a night out at Strats.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Booney » Tue Dec 19, 2017 2:35 pm

Magellan wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Magellan wrote:She's no clean skin either. I hear she likes the Greek guys, apparently Blue Stratos in the car park after the Glendi one year.

He was pretty suave and she couldn't keep a secret.

Hang on, I got it wrong. She blew Glen Twenty times after a night out at Strats.


She had to pull Davidoff the pokies to get a lift home.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Dec 19, 2017 2:44 pm

Booney wrote:
She had to pull Davidoff the pokies to get a lift home.

Lucky David.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Magellan » Tue Dec 19, 2017 2:46 pm

Booney wrote:
Magellan wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Magellan wrote:She's no clean skin either. I hear she likes the Greek guys, apparently Blue Stratos in the car park after the Glendi one year.

He was pretty suave and she couldn't keep a secret.

Hang on, I got it wrong. She blew Glen Twenty times after a night out at Strats.


She had to pull Davidoff the pokies to get a lift home.

Is he English, by any chance? Eu, de Cologn-ial attitude of the British is too much sometimes.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Brodlach » Wed Dec 20, 2017 1:49 pm

Jarrad Hayne being accused of rape when in the US playing for the 49ers. I guess that's one of the reasons he came back unexpectedly to Australia
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Re: What The F***

Postby helicopterking » Wed Dec 20, 2017 7:42 pm

Brodlach wrote:Jarrad Hayne being accused of rape when in the US playing for the 49ers. I guess that's one of the reasons he came back unexpectedly to Australia


Why wait 12 months to report a rape tho?
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Re: What The F***

Postby heater31 » Wed Dec 20, 2017 9:52 pm

helicopterking wrote:
Brodlach wrote:Jarrad Hayne being accused of rape when in the US playing for the 49ers. I guess that's one of the reasons he came back unexpectedly to Australia


Why wait 12 months to report a rape tho?
Cops ruled no case to answer in October 2016.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Magellan » Wed Dec 20, 2017 10:57 pm

heater31 wrote:
helicopterking wrote:
Brodlach wrote:Jarrad Hayne being accused of rape when in the US playing for the 49ers. I guess that's one of the reasons he came back unexpectedly to Australia


Why wait 12 months to report a rape tho?
Cops ruled no case to answer in October 2016.

I haven’t read much about this, but I think this is a civil case as opposed to the criminal case Brodlach referred to. If the cops aren’t interested in criminal charges then the civil case is an attractive alternative, a lower standard of proof and the payment of damages if successful.
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Re: What The F***

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Sat Dec 23, 2017 4:55 pm

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Re: What The F***

Postby Wedgie » Sat Dec 23, 2017 5:09 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:WtfImage

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Re: What The F***

Postby Magellan » Tue Jan 02, 2018 11:23 am

Schapelle Corby has recorded and released a song.

https://www.sbs.com.au/news/first-banger-of-2018-social-media-reacts-to-schapelle-corby-s-summer-song
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Re: What The F***

Postby Corona Man » Tue Jan 02, 2018 11:27 am


Who does she think she is..... Ronnie Biggs?
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Re: What The F***

Postby Failed Creation » Tue Jan 02, 2018 11:52 am

Corona Man wrote:

Who does she think she is..... Ronnie Biggs?


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