Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Sat Dec 30, 2017 3:21 pm

A big shout out to the arsehole driver who, turning right from Jetty Rd into Partridge St, decided that giving way to the pedestrians was beneath him, and promptly accelerated straight through the two groups of people converging towards the middle of the crossing. Would have been maybe a metre's leeway on either side.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Psyber » Sat Dec 30, 2017 4:19 pm

Corona Man wrote:Correct Benny seen this escalator etiquette in other parts of Asia too. We are western Neanderthals in that regard.


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Some of us have really old "old world" indigenous origins and Neanderthals were great inventors....

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby helicopterking » Sun Dec 31, 2017 11:18 am

4 speed limit changes from Hahndorf to Adelaide. Convienent that they have Speed Cameras the whole way down.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Sun Dec 31, 2017 3:06 pm

More cops around the better after the idiots on the road between Adelaide and Goolwa
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Sun Dec 31, 2017 3:29 pm

Brodlach wrote:More cops around the better after the idiots on the road between Adelaide and Goolwa
There is the problem......people are just impatient **** these days that think modern safety features on cars make them invincible.......pity that sometimes they get people involved who do the right thing.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby woodublieve12 » Mon Jan 01, 2018 8:11 am

helicopterking wrote:4 speed limit changes from Hahndorf to Adelaide. Convienent that they have Speed Cameras the whole way down.

Don’t speed and you’ll have nothing to worry about
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Q. » Mon Jan 01, 2018 10:36 am

woodublieve12 wrote:
helicopterking wrote:4 speed limit changes from Hahndorf to Adelaide. Convienent that they have Speed Cameras the whole way down.

Don’t speed and you’ll have nothing to worry about


Don't have a second of inattention and not see the speed limit sign just before the camera and you'll have nothing to worry about
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Psyber » Tue Jan 02, 2018 6:22 pm

woodublieve12 wrote:
helicopterking wrote:4 speed limit changes from Hahndorf to Adelaide. Convienent that they have Speed Cameras the whole way down.

Don’t speed and you’ll have nothing to worry about

Except total boredom...
(And the danger of nodding of due to the boredom factor.)

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby stampy » Tue Jan 02, 2018 8:36 pm

so you havent lost any points for three years?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Psyber » Thu Jan 04, 2018 4:14 pm

stampy wrote:so you haven't lost any points for three years?

Yep!
I was 6 down after a bad run just over three years ago, but all clear now.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby tipper » Mon Jan 08, 2018 11:21 am

stampy wrote:so you havent lost any points for three years?


*gained

0 points good, 12 points bad. i have even seen people with well north of 20 points on their license because thy got them in such a short time the system couldnt keep up...... (just means a longer disqualification btw)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Mon Jan 08, 2018 11:28 am

It's not even 11.30am yet and I've ****** up the date 3 times......I'm not ready for 2018 yet!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Ash Man » Mon Jan 08, 2018 11:42 am

My phone ringing non-stop while on holidays and having a closed office, now I'm back and we are open for business the bloody phone hasn't rung once
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Mon Jan 08, 2018 11:59 am

The Ash Man wrote:My phone ringing non-stop while on holidays and having a closed office, now I'm back and we are open for business the bloody phone hasn't rung once

What’s your phone no?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Mon Jan 08, 2018 1:14 pm

The claims against Craig McLaughlin coming out at the moment. Dont care of theyre true or not but Im shitty about the timing as I bought tix to Rocky Horror for this Friday nigh as a Xmas present to my missus as shes a big fan of the show and Craig himself. If he stops doing the show this week I wont be happy!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Mon Jan 08, 2018 1:17 pm

Wedgie wrote:The claims against Craig McLaughlin coming out at the moment. Dont care of theyre true or not but Im shitty about the timing as I bought tix to Rocky Horror for this Friday nigh as a Xmas present to my missus as shes a big fan of the show and Craig himself. If he stops doing the show this week I wont be happy!


Whilst it will all come out* in the fullness of time, the allegations against him whilst on stage in Rocky Horror are odd, IMO, isn't the whole thing about a tranny rooting a bloke and a shiela who are both prudish virgins? Kind of sounds a bit erotic, a bit risque....a bit bloke in fishnets and heels.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Mon Jan 08, 2018 1:22 pm

Booney wrote:
Wedgie wrote:The claims against Craig McLaughlin coming out at the moment. Dont care of theyre true or not but Im shitty about the timing as I bought tix to Rocky Horror for this Friday nigh as a Xmas present to my missus as shes a big fan of the show and Craig himself. If he stops doing the show this week I wont be happy!


Whilst it will all come out* in the fullness of time, the allegations against him whilst on stage in Rocky Horror are odd, IMO, isn't the whole thing about a tranny rooting a bloke and a shiela who are both prudish virgins? Kind of sounds a bit erotic, a bit risque....a bit bloke in fishnets and heels.

Yeah, must admit except for the Timewarp I was never a fan of the movie, Im hoping the stage show is a lot better, I'm more a Mamma Mia sort of guy.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Magellan » Mon Jan 08, 2018 1:23 pm

Wedgie wrote:The claims against Craig McLaughlin coming out at the moment. Dont care of theyre true or not but Im shitty about the timing as I bought tix to Rocky Horror for this Friday nigh as a Xmas present to my missus as shes a big fan of the show and Craig himself. If he stops doing the show this week I wont be happy!

She'll have to be satisfied with this...

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Mon Jan 08, 2018 1:26 pm

I remember dancing to that at Lennies! How embarassment.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Jan 08, 2018 1:49 pm

Wedgie wrote:The claims against Craig McLaughlin coming out at the moment. Dont care of theyre true or not but Im shitty about the timing as I bought tix to Rocky Horror for this Friday nigh as a Xmas present to my missus as shes a big fan of the show and Craig himself. If he stops doing the show this week I wont be happy!

He certainly wasn't a closet dweller around the time he released Mona, I reckon the clip was filmed near Broken Hill, the missus met him down the local there back then.
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