Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Magellan » Tue Jan 09, 2018 3:41 pm

Corona Man wrote:
heater31 wrote:Getting a bite from a Redback spider last night.....after a quick Google to assure myself that I wasn't going to die (last recorded death was in 1956). I can only describe it as the worst mosquito bite ever! Still have that annoying stinging sensation over 20 hours later.

So the last Redback who could kill, was Les Favell?

KG's murdered plenty of innocent words in the English dictionary over the years.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Tue Jan 09, 2018 3:58 pm

Magellan wrote:
Corona Man wrote:
heater31 wrote:Getting a bite from a Redback spider last night.....after a quick Google to assure myself that I wasn't going to die (last recorded death was in 1956). I can only describe it as the worst mosquito bite ever! Still have that annoying stinging sensation over 20 hours later.

So the last Redback who could kill, was Les Favell?

KG's murdered plenty of innocent words in the English dictionary over the years.


And Jars killed a football club. ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Failed Creation » Tue Jan 09, 2018 4:14 pm

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That scares me, if my wife made me go to that show I'd punch her in the boob.


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Tue Jan 09, 2018 4:37 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:I dropped my kids off to their mums house on Christmas morning as she wanted to take them away to see her parents in the mid north region.

They returned two days later to discover they had been burgled and all of their Christmas presents stolen, every TV in the house got taken, every piece of jewellery, my sons brand new stereo that he'd only heard one song on before he went away, some people are just pure shit!

To top it all off, for some strange reason, she doesn't have contents insurance, that pissed me off just as much.


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Tue Jan 09, 2018 4:48 pm

Booney wrote:
Magellan wrote:
Corona Man wrote:
heater31 wrote:Getting a bite from a Redback spider last night.....after a quick Google to assure myself that I wasn't going to die (last recorded death was in 1956). I can only describe it as the worst mosquito bite ever! Still have that annoying stinging sensation over 20 hours later.

So the last Redback who could kill, was Les Favell?

KG's murdered plenty of innocent words in the English dictionary over the years.


And Jars killed a football club. ;)

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Tue Jan 09, 2018 4:49 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:I dropped my kids off to their mums house on Christmas morning as she wanted to take them away to see her parents in the mid north region.

They returned two days later to discover they had been burgled and all of their Christmas presents stolen, every TV in the house got taken, every piece of jewellery, my sons brand new stereo that he'd only heard one song on before he went away, some people are just pure shit!

To top it all off, for some strange reason, she doesn't have contents insurance, that pissed me off just as much.

That's crap


More like than happy to chip in, and I'm sure a few others would too, to buy your son a new stereo. Just say the word
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Tue Jan 09, 2018 6:54 pm

Brodlach wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:I dropped my kids off to their mums house on Christmas morning as she wanted to take them away to see her parents in the mid north region.

They returned two days later to discover they had been burgled and all of their Christmas presents stolen, every TV in the house got taken, every piece of jewellery, my sons brand new stereo that he'd only heard one song on before he went away, some people are just pure shit!

To top it all off, for some strange reason, she doesn't have contents insurance, that pissed me off just as much.

That's crap


More like than happy to chip in, and I'm sure a few others would too, to buy your son a new stereo. Just say the word


Count me in for a lobster.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Wed Jan 10, 2018 5:56 am

Pseudo wrote:
Brodlach wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:I dropped my kids off to their mums house on Christmas morning as she wanted to take them away to see her parents in the mid north region.

They returned two days later to discover they had been burgled and all of their Christmas presents stolen, every TV in the house got taken, every piece of jewellery, my sons brand new stereo that he'd only heard one song on before he went away, some people are just pure shit!

To top it all off, for some strange reason, she doesn't have contents insurance, that pissed me off just as much.

That's crap


More like than happy to chip in, and I'm sure a few others would too, to buy your son a new stereo. Just say the word


Count me in for a lobster.


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JK » Wed Jan 10, 2018 6:26 am

Yep same
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Wed Jan 10, 2018 6:35 am

Same here.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Wed Jan 10, 2018 8:12 am

heater31 wrote:Getting a bite from a Redback spider last night.....after a quick Google to assure myself that I wasn't going to die (last recorded death was in 1956). I can only describe it as the worst mosquito bite ever! Still have that annoying stinging sensation over 20 hours later.


Oh well, if you were going to die you would've done so about 12 hours ago ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby valleys07 » Wed Jan 10, 2018 8:18 am

Brodlach wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:I dropped my kids off to their mums house on Christmas morning as she wanted to take them away to see her parents in the mid north region.

They returned two days later to discover they had been burgled and all of their Christmas presents stolen, every TV in the house got taken, every piece of jewellery, my sons brand new stereo that he'd only heard one song on before he went away, some people are just pure shit!

To top it all off, for some strange reason, she doesn't have contents insurance, that pissed me off just as much.

That's crap


More like than happy to chip in, and I'm sure a few others would too, to buy your son a new stereo. Just say the word


Yep, count me in.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Magellan » Wed Jan 10, 2018 8:22 am

Spargo wrote:Same here.

Yep, I'm in too (it took me a while to work out what a 'lobster' was. :oops: :) )
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Wed Jan 10, 2018 8:47 am

Magellan wrote:
Spargo wrote:Same here.

Yep, I'm in too (it took me a while to work out what a 'lobster' was. :oops: :) )

A lobster is two-fifths of a pineapple :-)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Jan 10, 2018 8:50 am

I appreciate the kind gesture fella's but we couldn't accept your hard earned.

I'm very humbled though.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Magellan » Wed Jan 10, 2018 8:52 am

Pseudo wrote:
Magellan wrote:
Spargo wrote:Same here.

Yep, I'm in too (it took me a while to work out what a 'lobster' was. :oops: :) )

A lobster is two-fifths of a pineapple :-)

Funny thing is, I know what a pineapple is, but never heard of lobster (or 'prawn', for that matter). Too much pizza and not enough seafood I'm guessing.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Jan 10, 2018 8:53 am

Brodlach wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:I dropped my kids off to their mums house on Christmas morning as she wanted to take them away to see her parents in the mid north region.

They returned two days later to discover they had been burgled and all of their Christmas presents stolen, every TV in the house got taken, every piece of jewellery, my sons brand new stereo that he'd only heard one song on before he went away, some people are just pure shit!

To top it all off, for some strange reason, she doesn't have contents insurance, that pissed me off just as much.

That's crap


More like than happy to chip in, and I'm sure a few others would too, to buy your son a new stereo. Just say the word

They've actually caught wind that it was their neighbour as a mutual acquaintance has told them the 16 year old neighbours kid has had TV's for sale, the police didn't deem it as hard enough evidence though so haven't followed it up.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Jan 10, 2018 8:53 am

Magellan wrote:
Pseudo wrote:
Magellan wrote:
Spargo wrote:Same here.

Yep, I'm in too (it took me a while to work out what a 'lobster' was. :oops: :) )

A lobster is two-fifths of a pineapple :-)

Funny thing is, I know what a pineapple is, but never heard of lobster (or 'prawn', for that matter). Too much pizza and not enough seafood I'm guessing.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Wed Jan 10, 2018 8:54 am

Right, Lightning, got some bank details so we can lob some dosh in for junior's beat box?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Wed Jan 10, 2018 9:16 am

I'm on here....and I didn't wake up hungover.

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