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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby amber_fluid » Wed Jan 10, 2018 9:41 am

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am Bays wrote:The idiot last night trying to get the members to do the wave and then trying to get them to start the wave.

Ha Ha, mate after the 10th attempt do you get the meaning of the word, futile??


He's starting a Mexican Wave, you reckon he's heard the word futile?


Every time it came past me I did the Mexican Head Shake.


It’s not the same if you can’t throw shit in the air and be drenched with beer after it. :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Wed Jan 10, 2018 9:46 am

Some little kids (7 or 8 years olds) made a paper plane out of the Weet-Bix 4/6 sign and threw it. Terrible throw really. Just cleared the edge of the section and nose dived straight into the tier below.

A couple of minutes later, security came an escorted them and their dad out of the stands.

I assume they got booted for making such a terribly designed aircraft. Don't kids learn aerodynamics and the physics of lift in primary school anymore.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby amber_fluid » Wed Jan 10, 2018 9:48 am

HH3 wrote:Some little kids (7 or 8 years olds) made a paper plane out of the Weet-Bix 4/6 sign and threw it. Terrible throw really. Just cleared the edge of the section and nose dived straight into the tier below.

A couple of minutes later, security came an escorted them and their dad out of the stands.


That is ridiculous!!
But it’s the world we live in now apparently.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Dutchy » Wed Jan 10, 2018 9:59 am

am Bays wrote:The idiot last night trying to get the members to do the wave and then trying to get them to start the wave.

Ha Ha, mate after the 10th attempt do you get the meaning of the word, futile??


haha, check out Kane Cornes's insta story, has him going mental when it didn;t work :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Brodlach » Wed Jan 10, 2018 10:07 am

amber_fluid wrote:
HH3 wrote:Some little kids (7 or 8 years olds) made a paper plane out of the Weet-Bix 4/6 sign and threw it. Terrible throw really. Just cleared the edge of the section and nose dived straight into the tier below.

A couple of minutes later, security came an escorted them and their dad out of the stands.


That is ridiculous!!
But it’s the world we live in now apparently.

Could have taken someone’s eye out.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Wed Jan 10, 2018 10:46 am

amber_fluid wrote:
HH3 wrote:Some little kids (7 or 8 years olds) made a paper plane out of the Weet-Bix 4/6 sign and threw it. Terrible throw really. Just cleared the edge of the section and nose dived straight into the tier below.

A couple of minutes later, security came an escorted them and their dad out of the stands.


That is ridiculous!!
But it’s the world we live in now apparently.


Yeah I agree.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Wed Jan 10, 2018 10:48 am

:lol:

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Wed Jan 10, 2018 10:52 am

While on holidays I've been convincing people that I call sausage and bread a "sausage sizzle". So not the act of cooking the sausages. The actual finished product.

It's got to the point where we have full blown arguments, and they check with family and friends all over the country.

So much fun to f**k with people
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Jan 10, 2018 10:59 am

HH3 wrote:While on holidays I've been convincing people that I call sausage and bread a "sausage sizzle". So not the act of cooking the sausages. The actual finished product.

It's got to the point where we have full blown arguments, and they check with family and friends all over the country.

So much fun to f**k with people

What do you call it? I've heard some weird names for it.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Wed Jan 10, 2018 11:05 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
HH3 wrote:While on holidays I've been convincing people that I call sausage and bread a "sausage sizzle". So not the act of cooking the sausages. The actual finished product.

It's got to the point where we have full blown arguments, and they check with family and friends all over the country.

So much fun to f**k with people

What do you call it? I've heard some weird names for it.


I actually do call it a sausage sizzle. But that's just because usually you see it being made. That's how it started. Someone condescendingly told me "it's actually called sausage in bread" in front of people.

I couldn't let that be the end of it. This time, it's personal.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Failed Creation » Wed Jan 10, 2018 11:16 am

****' A.

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magellan » Wed Jan 10, 2018 11:24 am

Failed Creation wrote:****' A.


I've got the box set of that series. Might have to crank it out again, there's some great stuff on it.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Wed Jan 10, 2018 11:30 am

Magellan wrote:
Failed Creation wrote:****' A.


I've got the box set of that series. Might have to crank it out again, there's some great stuff on it.


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby amber_fluid » Wed Jan 10, 2018 7:10 pm

WTF?

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/lifestyle ... f4d8478629

Could have gone in the ‘Things that give you the shits’ thread as well!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby woodublieve12 » Wed Jan 10, 2018 7:43 pm

Wasn’t sure where to put this, but I have told my wife for over a month to get the ducks wings clipped.... Well we got home from a day out and we see the 3 ducks just chilling in the yard, they escaped from the side of the house.. Anyways thought I’d put the sprinkler on for them... As I sat the yard I saw one duck take a run up and get a bit of the ground. At this time I yelled out to mrs wubsy we may have to put the ducks away. Got no response. Than seconds later I witnessed Gary the duck mAke a fly for it, shades of the “the great escape”. He didn’t get far, he landed on the carport roof... Bloody hell, he can’t even do that right... Wife finally comes out, gets the ladder (in that time I may have said “I told you so” at least five times) and I get up the ladder and Gary the jerk hisses at me... Got him off and he is for now with family.

On a side note my dog gives zero **** about them in the yard
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Re: Things that make you laugh

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Thu Jan 11, 2018 8:09 am

woodublieve12 wrote:Wasn’t sure where to put this, but I have told my wife for over a month to get the ducks wings clipped.... Well we got home from a day out and we see the 3 ducks just chilling in the yard, they escaped from the side of the house.. Anyways thought I’d put the sprinkler on for them... As I sat the yard I saw one duck take a run up and get a bit of the ground. At this time I yelled out to mrs wubsy we may have to put the ducks away. Got no response. Than seconds later I witnessed Gary the duck mAke a fly for it, shades of the “the great escape”. He didn’t get far, he landed on the carport roof... Bloody hell, he can’t even do that right... Wife finally comes out, gets the ladder (in that time I may have said “I told you so” at least five times) and I get up the ladder and Gary the jerk hisses at me... Got him off and he is for now with family.

On a side note my dog gives zero **** about them in the yard


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby woodublieve12 » Thu Jan 11, 2018 8:15 am

Booney wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:Wasn’t sure where to put this, but I have told my wife for over a month to get the ducks wings clipped.... Well we got home from a day out and we see the 3 ducks just chilling in the yard, they escaped from the side of the house.. Anyways thought I’d put the sprinkler on for them... As I sat the yard I saw one duck take a run up and get a bit of the ground. At this time I yelled out to mrs wubsy we may have to put the ducks away. Got no response. Than seconds later I witnessed Gary the duck mAke a fly for it, shades of the “the great escape”. He didn’t get far, he landed on the carport roof... Bloody hell, he can’t even do that right... Wife finally comes out, gets the ladder (in that time I may have said “I told you so” at least five times) and I get up the ladder and Gary the jerk hisses at me... Got him off and he is for now with family.

On a side note my dog gives zero **** about them in the yard


He'll never learn if you just keep rewarding him.


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Jan 11, 2018 8:43 am

amber_fluid wrote:WTF?

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/lifestyle ... f4d8478629

Could have gone in the ‘Things that give you the shits’ thread as well!

Can't say he didn't give a shit, he was very generous.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Wedgie » Thu Jan 11, 2018 1:37 pm

An update:

Police say American ‘poo-thrower’ only on sleeping pills, not sex drugs

PHUKET: The New Yorker taken into custody for roaming the halls of Phuket International Airport naked, and for defecating in the hall and attempting to throw it at staff and other travellers, had “overdosed” on sleeping medication, not sex drugs, say police.

Read more at https://www.thephuketnews.com/police-sa ... 1MmkmuL.99
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