Things that give you the sh1ts

[Failed Creation]

People who refer to the simple act of serving a meal as 'plating up.'

Sounds like something my mother-in-law would say...

When Mrs. C. was cooking dinner one night, MIL said "When are you presenting dinner to us?"

What was she expecting, a stage show?

When we go to pay at self services @ Woolies it says on the eftpos thingy "present card" I introduce to my card to the machine, if it's @ Coles it says "tap card" so I tap my card, anyone with me just shakes their head in disgust.

I always thank automatic doors...

[Booney]

4:37am and a mosquito begins her aerial assault.

[Lightning McQueen]

4:37am and a mosquito begins her aerial assault.

Always fun copping one on the ear lobe at nothing o'clock.

[Magellan]

4:37am and a mosquito begins her aerial assault.

For a moment I thought you were up late watching a documentary on the Battle of Britain.

[Spargo]

Always fun copping one on the ear lobe at nothing o'clock.

That’s what she said...

[Magellan]

Always fun copping one on the ear lobe at nothing o'clock.

That’s what she said...

Aural sex?

[Lightning McQueen]

Always fun copping one on the ear lobe at nothing o'clock.

That’s what she said...

Aural sex?

[The Dark Knight]

This weather, hot too for cricket one week and then pissing down with rain the next!

[woodublieve12]

going back to work tomorrow after having a week off

[valleys07]

Caleb Maraku receiving a $360 fine and a probation order for a coward punch which knocked a NSW schoolie unconscious.

Google the hit and see for yourself.

Gutless pieces of sh*t like this make my blood boil. Should be locked up, IMO.

[woodublieve12]

Caleb Maraku receiving a $360 fine and a probation order for a coward punch which knocked a NSW schoolie unconscious.

Google the hit and see for yourself.

Gutless pieces of sh*t like this make my blood boil. Should be locked up, IMO.

The piece of shit was taking selfies outside of court. Should have got time.

[amber_fluid]

Caleb Maraku receiving a $360 fine and a probation order for a coward punch which knocked a NSW schoolie unconscious.

Google the hit and see for yourself.

Gutless pieces of sh*t like this make my blood boil. Should be locked up, IMO.

The piece of shit was taking selfies outside of court. Should have got time.

Every dog has its day.
The piece of sh*t will get what he deserves eventually.

[heater31]

Caleb Maraku receiving a $360 fine and a probation order for a coward punch which knocked a NSW schoolie unconscious.

Google the hit and see for yourself.

Gutless pieces of sh*t like this make my blood boil. Should be locked up, IMO.

Should be far more outrage for the inept performance of the sentencing judge.....

[valleys07]

Caleb Maraku receiving a $360 fine and a probation order for a coward punch which knocked a NSW schoolie unconscious.

Google the hit and see for yourself.

Gutless pieces of sh*t like this make my blood boil. Should be locked up, IMO.

Should be far more outrage for the inept performance of the sentencing judge.....

Absolutely.

[Lightning McQueen]

Filling out the tab tickets in Mildura, give me our ones any day, I felt like a dickhead after a few simple mistakes.

[HH3]

Filling out the tab tickets in Mildura, give me our ones any day, I felt like a dickhead after a few simple mistakes.

You might accidentally win something.

[Lightning McQueen]

Filling out the tab tickets in Mildura, give me our ones any day, I felt like a dickhead after a few simple mistakes.

You might accidentally win something.

Got a couple of small tri's, 3rd place kept killing me.

[Dutchy]

Tennis, most over rated sport on the planet...

[Spargo]

Tennis, most over rated sport on the planet...

And the most overpaid.

[heater31]

Tennis, most over rated sport on the planet...

And the most overpaid.

And the most inequality between male & female pay rates.....well Grand Slams anyway!