Things that make you laugh

[Lightning McQueen]

An update:

Police say American ‘poo-thrower’ only on sleeping pills, not sex drugs

PHUKET: The New Yorker taken into custody for roaming the halls of Phuket International Airport naked, and for defecating in the hall and attempting to throw it at staff and other travellers, had “overdosed” on sleeping medication, not sex drugs, say police.

Read more at https://www.thephuketnews.com/police-sa ... 1MmkmuL.99

would be fair to say you could distinguish the difference between a sleeping pill or viagra on a naked man.

[Corona Man]

An update:

Police say American ‘poo-thrower’ only on sleeping pills, not sex drugs

PHUKET: The New Yorker taken into custody for roaming the halls of Phuket International Airport naked, and for defecating in the hall and attempting to throw it at staff and other travellers, had “overdosed” on sleeping medication, not sex drugs, say police.

Read more at https://www.thephuketnews.com/police-sa ... 1MmkmuL.99

would be fair to say you could distinguish the difference between a sleeping pill or viagra on a naked man.

I'd ignore him Wedgie..... he is only trying to get a rise out of you!

[Lightning McQueen]

I'd ignore him Wedgie..... he is only trying to get a rise out of you!

That's a bit stiff.

[Lightning McQueen]

At a wedding on Saturday night where all the young ladies were getting a bit loose towards the end of the night.

At one point, the bride grabbed another very attractive girl on the boob, the father of the bride was right there and then said "can I have a turn?", pity his missus was right next to him and went off at him, she still hasn't spoken to him, it was pure gold as he's usually such a quiet straight laced man.

[Magellan]

I'd ignore him Wedgie..... he is only trying to get a rise out of you!

That's a bit stiff.

He's definitely barred.

[RustyCage]

A few pommy mates getting chirpy after winning a one day match yesterday. They were pretty quiet for the last few months!

[Jim05]

A few pommy mates getting chirpy after winning a one day match yesterday. They were pretty quiet for the last few months!

Yep, one at my work has declared next years WC as a lay down misere

[bennymacca]

They are entitled to be a bit chirpy for once, that was the most one sided result of the whole summer

[Brodlach]

I think 2 Innings victory’s might topple that one

[Booney]

I think 2 Innings victory’s might topple that one

Brisbane 4/163 in the first innings - lose by 10 wickets.

Perth 5/368 in the first innings - lost by an innings and 41 runs.

If game 1 of a 5 game ODI series makes them feel better....sure.

[heater31]

@carey in reverse

I got drunk and accidentally booked flights from....

[Brodlach]

We haven’t heard from Carey for over a week so maybe it is him

[Footy Chick]

He's busy battling the City of Holdfast.

They're staying at the caravan park there, apparently his kids were playing in the sandpit with what they thought was some wood.

Turned out to be asbestos

Park owners didn't care.

I told them to contact Today Tonight, they might care then

[bennymacca]

Wowee. Hope it all goes well for his kids

[mighty_tiger_79]

He's busy battling the City of Holdfast.

They're staying at the caravan park there, apparently his kids were playing in the sandpit with what they thought was some wood.

Turned out to be asbestos

Park owners didn't care.

I told them to contact Today Tonight, they might care then

Wtf....

[Magellan]

Wowee. Hope it all goes well for his kids

Indeed. Hopefully they didn't manage to inhale any fibres.

[JK]

He's busy battling the City of Holdfast.

They're staying at the caravan park there, apparently his kids were playing in the sandpit with what they thought was some wood.

Turned out to be asbestos

Park owners didn't care.

I told them to contact Today Tonight, they might care then

Thats ****** up, here's hoping they're all OK

[Corona Man]

One of the best Simpsons lines..

[Spargo]

Anthony Mundine - this is what irrelevance looks like.

[Booney]

One of the best Simpsons lines..

THE best Simpsons line.