Things that give you the sh1ts

[Lightning McQueen]

Middle aged people that do not dress in lycra in public nor ride on roads for leisure.

Dear me, it is illegal to ride on footpaths.

I often don a pair of footy shorts, a singlet and go for a ride for leisure and fitness, I'd prefer to use paths or roads with bike lanes but that's not always an option.

I think I might go and re-evaluate my life now.

There's more of us with you than against you, mate.

In fact, I rode my bike and played golf during the holidays and some grumpy old git won't stop me from doing it again.

While watching tennis on your phone?

[Lightning McQueen]

I've also conducted a recent study that proves people who exercise have no sense of humour and can't detect sarcasm.
Yet another reason not to do it!

I love exercise, I could watch it all day.

[Wedgie]

I still wouldn't in a residential area, I got cleaned up as a kid from a car reversing out of it's driveway and was riding behind my brother on another occasion where I got to see go hurling into the air and land on the road. No ones fault on either occasion, fences and shrubs.

But getting hit by a car means you're much less likely to be a burden on the health system!

[Corona Man]

I still wouldn't in a residential area, I got cleaned up as a kid from a car reversing out of it's driveway and was riding behind my brother on another occasion where I got to see go hurling into the air and land on the road. No ones fault on either occasion, fences and shrubs.

But getting hit by a car means you're much less likely to be a burden on the health system!

Wow... that's low, even for you.

[Brodlach]

Speaking of exciting sports like tennis did anyone watch The Ghan on SBS yesterday? Riveting

[Corona Man]

Speaking of exciting sports like tennis did anyone watch The Ghan on SBS yesterday? Riveting

I flicked over out of interest... why would they even broadcast that? Surely a highlights package would suffice?

[Wedgie]

I still wouldn't in a residential area, I got cleaned up as a kid from a car reversing out of it's driveway and was riding behind my brother on another occasion where I got to see go hurling into the air and land on the road. No ones fault on either occasion, fences and shrubs.

But getting hit by a car means you're much less likely to be a burden on the health system!

Wow... that's low, even for you.

Huh?

Anyway, pub time. Another thing that gives me the shits is the chinese people over the back fence always triggering their house alarm. I do rate that it gives me an excuse to go to the pub though!

[Brodlach]

Speaking of exciting sports like tennis did anyone watch The Ghan on SBS yesterday? Riveting

I flicked over out of interest... why would they even broadcast that? Surely a highlights package would suffice?

I wondered how many people watched from start to finish playing with their whistles

[Lightning McQueen]

I still wouldn't in a residential area, I got cleaned up as a kid from a car reversing out of it's driveway and was riding behind my brother on another occasion where I got to see go hurling into the air and land on the road. No ones fault on either occasion, fences and shrubs.

But getting hit by a car means you're much less likely to be a burden on the health system!

With tubes and shit sticking out of me keeping me alive?

[Wedgie]

I still wouldn't in a residential area, I got cleaned up as a kid from a car reversing out of it's driveway and was riding behind my brother on another occasion where I got to see go hurling into the air and land on the road. No ones fault on either occasion, fences and shrubs.

But getting hit by a car means you're much less likely to be a burden on the health system!

With tubes and shit sticking out of me keeping me alive?

Exactly, the point I made a page back mate.

[Corona Man]

I still wouldn't in a residential area, I got cleaned up as a kid from a car reversing out of it's driveway and was riding behind my brother on another occasion where I got to see go hurling into the air and land on the road. No ones fault on either occasion, fences and shrubs.

But getting hit by a car means you're much less likely to be a burden on the health system!

Wow... that's low, even for you.

Huh?

Anyway, pub time. Another thing that gives me the shits is the chinese people over the back fence always triggering their house alarm. I do rate that it gives me an excuse to go to the pub though!

PM sent.

[Corona Man]

I still wouldn't in a residential area, I got cleaned up as a kid from a car reversing out of it's driveway and was riding behind my brother on another occasion where I got to see go hurling into the air and land on the road. No ones fault on either occasion, fences and shrubs.

But getting hit by a car means you're much less likely to be a burden on the health system!

With tubes and shit sticking out of me keeping me alive?

Or worse.

[Lightning McQueen]

Exactly, the point I made a page back mate.

I thought they'd be expensive.

[Corona Man]

Those middle aged 'wankers' on bikes, along with the many participants in golf and tennis are keeping themselves out of the health system by looking after themselves. Encourage away I say.

Geez MW - I agree with you..... is that a first?

Yes
I feel dirty...

Sounds like you need some kind of protection... dare I say it.... perhaps a few Shields?

[MW]

[RustyCage]

I've also conducted a recent study that proves people who exercise have no sense of humour and can't detect sarcasm.
Yet another reason not to do it!

I love exercise, I could watch it all day.

Watching Aerobics Oz Style was always a good way to start the morning

[Lightning McQueen]

I love exercise, I could watch it all day.

Watching Aerobics Oz Style was always a good way to start the morning

It was a staple part of the breakfast diet.

[Spargo]

I love exercise, I could watch it all day.

Watching Aerobics Oz Style was always a good way to start the morning

It was a staple part of the breakfast diet.

...and the reason I was constantly 10 mins late for work.

[HH3]

Guys, guys, guys....

Between ages 14-17 I never missed an episode of Aerobics Oz Style.

For some reason I never got any fitter. Except everyone thought I played tennis because of the size of one forearm.

[Magellan]

I love exercise, I could watch it all day.

Watching Aerobics Oz Style was always a good way to start the morning

It was a staple part of the breakfast diet.

...and the reason I was constantly 10 mins late for work.

Also the reason why the value of hand moisturiser shares skyrocketed.