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Re: What The F***

Postby am Bays » Tue Jan 02, 2018 12:13 pm

Failed Creation wrote:
Corona Man wrote:

Who does she think she is..... Ronnie Biggs?


Just remember, No One Is Innocent...

What is it with Australia and making criminals into celebrities? Look at Ned Kelly and Chopper Read...


She missed her opportunity when she had a captive audience...
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Re: What The F***

Postby Magellan » Tue Jan 02, 2018 1:24 pm

am Bays wrote:She missed her opportunity when she had a captive audience...

Not a great performance. She missed plenty of bars, and much like her time in Kerobokan jail, she has no idea about the right key.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Pseudo » Thu Jan 11, 2018 11:40 am

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Re: What The F***

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Jan 11, 2018 11:57 am

Pseudo wrote:Image

Thank you, cum again.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Booney » Thu Jan 11, 2018 12:03 pm

Maritime law does not allow fornicating with food? Man, they really did get bored back in the day.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Booney » Thu Jan 11, 2018 12:04 pm

"Responsible food consumption", most people I know that have been on a cruise for an extended period come back with more kg's than they left with, suggesting responsible food consumption isn't actually encouraged.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Booney » Thu Jan 11, 2018 12:05 pm

"Revoke eating privileges"? What, I **** one pizza and I can't eat for the rest of the cruise?
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Re: What The F***

Postby Pseudo » Thu Jan 11, 2018 12:19 pm

If nothing else, it does add a whole new dimension to the "pineapple belongs on a pizza" argument...
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Re: What The F***

Postby Dutchy » Thu Jan 11, 2018 1:00 pm

Warm Apple Pie however....
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Re: What The F***

Postby Magellan » Thu Jan 11, 2018 1:08 pm

Brings new meaning to a 'meat lovers' pizza'.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Jan 11, 2018 1:10 pm

Magellan wrote:Brings new meaning to a 'meat lovers' pizza'.


All you can eat?
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Re: What The F***

Postby Magellan » Thu Jan 11, 2018 1:16 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Magellan wrote:Brings new meaning to a 'meat lovers' pizza'.


All you can eat?

You bet. Preferably deep pan with a hollow crust.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Spargo » Thu Jan 11, 2018 1:26 pm

Magellan wrote:
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Magellan wrote:Brings new meaning to a 'meat lovers' pizza'.


All you can eat?

You bet. Preferably deep pan with a hollow crust.

Extra cheeeeeeeeeeeese...
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Re: What The F***

Postby Magellan » Thu Jan 11, 2018 1:31 pm

Pseudo wrote:Image

Presumably this is also why they don't serve donuts anymore.
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Re: What The F***

Postby JK » Thu Jan 11, 2018 1:42 pm

Im on a cruise next month, thank God it's not with Norwegian
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Re: What The F***

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Jan 11, 2018 1:44 pm

Spargo wrote:Extra cheeeeeeeeeeeese...

With extra anchovies too!
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Re: What The F***

Postby helicopterking » Wed Jan 17, 2018 7:39 pm

What is happening in the Kyrgios match? First a guy stands up in the front row and starts chanting something why he records it during his serve, now a helicopter hovers above the stadium.
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Re: What The F***

Postby Magellan » Thu Jan 18, 2018 5:00 am

helicopterking wrote:What is happening in the Kyrgios match? First a guy stands up in the front row and starts chanting something why he records it during his serve, now a helicopter hovers above the stadium.

Finally, someone's found a way to make a tennis match interesting. ;)
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Re: What The F***

Postby Booney » Thu Jan 18, 2018 8:01 am

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helicopterking wrote:What is happening in the Kyrgios match? First a guy stands up in the front row and starts chanting something why he records it during his serve, now a helicopter hovers above the stadium.

Finally, someone's found a way to make a tennis match interesting. ;)


There's some bollocks written on here, but that takes the cake. ;)
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Re: What The F***

Postby valleys07 » Thu Jan 18, 2018 10:21 am

JK wrote:Im on a cruise next month, thank God it's not with Norwegian


Your cruise line has a 3 strike policy for food fornication?

Sounds fair.
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