Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JK » Sat Jan 20, 2018 9:57 am

Footy Chick wrote:Should be law that single file on country roads and always turn out for faster vehicles coming though.

I got stuck behind the mongrels training last Saturday - I did 25km per hour pretty much the whole way from Gummy to Birdwood. With next to no overtaking along the whole way, the asshats wouldn't even attempt to go single file, despite my horn blaring at them practically the whole time.

I'm surprised I didn't end up on some dash cams website or the news for new levels of road rage :? :lol:


Actually gave me a pretty funny picture of you raging out :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby cracka » Sat Jan 20, 2018 10:00 am

Wasn't that long ago the Ford girl was in the things that you rate thread.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Sat Jan 20, 2018 10:20 am

cracka wrote:Wasn't that long ago the Ford girl was in the things that you rate thread.

My rankings of the current crop of advertising hotties/talent.

1. The Blonde chick in the Flight Centre ads who's line at the end is.."and everywhere".
2. The African chick Estelle in the Bunnings ads.
3. The Ford chick, relegated due to her new haircut.

On a whole other level is Margot Robbie in the I Tonya ads. Delicious!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JK » Sat Jan 20, 2018 11:21 am

No room for Nicky Whelan?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Sat Jan 20, 2018 11:28 am

JK wrote:No room for Nicky Whelan?

Which ad is she in?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JK » Sat Jan 20, 2018 11:53 am

Corona Man wrote:
JK wrote:No room for Nicky Whelan?

Which ad is she in?


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Sat Jan 20, 2018 11:54 am

JK wrote:
Corona Man wrote:
JK wrote:No room for Nicky Whelan?

Which ad is she in?


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Sat Jan 20, 2018 11:57 am

JK wrote:
Corona Man wrote:
JK wrote:No room for Nicky Whelan?

Which ad is she in?


Crownbet mate

Umm yeah I will take more notice and rank accordingly. I can't recall her off the top of my head.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Sat Jan 20, 2018 11:58 am

Wedgie wrote:Ford girl shits me too, glad its not just me.


You blokes are harsh!
I wouldn’t spend an evening talking too her but I’d certainly **** her!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Sat Jan 20, 2018 12:04 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
Wedgie wrote:Ford girl shits me too, glad its not just me.


You blokes are harsh!
I wouldn’t spend an evening talking too her but I’d certainly **** her!

I thought you would only get to **** her, after spending an evening talking to her. Am I doing it wrong?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Sat Jan 20, 2018 12:07 pm

Corona Man wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Wedgie wrote:Ford girl shits me too, glad its not just me.


You blokes are harsh!
I wouldn’t spend an evening talking too her but I’d certainly **** her!

I thought you would only get to **** her, after spending an evening talking to her. Am I doing it wrong?


You and me both it seems.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Sat Jan 20, 2018 2:20 pm

Corona Man wrote:
JK wrote:
Corona Man wrote:
JK wrote:No room for Nicky Whelan?

Which ad is she in?


Crownbet mate

Umm yeah I will take more notice and rank accordingly. I can't recall her off the top of my head.

I can imagine her on top of mine...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Grenville » Sat Jan 20, 2018 2:44 pm

Crownbet mate[/quote]
Umm yeah I will take more notice and rank accordingly. I can't recall her off the top of my head.[/quote]
I can imagine her on top of mine...[/quote]

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Failed Creation » Sat Jan 20, 2018 3:23 pm

Spargo wrote:
Failed Creation wrote:
Wedgie wrote:Ford girl shits me too, glad its not just me.


There's just no need for the constant whispering she does.

Imagine it in your ear...


I'd rather rub my dick in broken glass...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby PatowalongaPirate » Sat Jan 20, 2018 3:25 pm

Failed Creation wrote:
Spargo wrote:
Failed Creation wrote:
Wedgie wrote:Ford girl shits me too, glad its not just me.


There's just no need for the constant whispering she does.

Imagine it in your ear...


I'd rather rub my dick in broken glass...


That settles that then.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Failed Creation » Sat Jan 20, 2018 3:27 pm

PatowalongaPirate wrote:That settles that then.


I did steal that line from this song:

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Sat Jan 20, 2018 3:36 pm

Failed Creation wrote:
Spargo wrote:
Failed Creation wrote:
Wedgie wrote:Ford girl shits me too, glad its not just me.


There's just no need for the constant whispering she does.

Imagine it in your ear...


I'd rather rub my dick in broken glass...

That's sick.... does seeing a glazier turn you on?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Grenville » Sat Jan 20, 2018 4:17 pm

There's just no need for the constant whispering she does.[/quote]
Imagine it in your ear...[/quote]

I'd rather rub my dick in broken glass...[/quote]
That's sick.... does seeing a glazier turn you on?[/quote]

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Failed Creation » Sat Jan 20, 2018 5:09 pm

Grenville wrote:
Mosaic porn.


Rule #34, my friend.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Grenville » Sat Jan 20, 2018 5:30 pm

Failed Creation wrote:
Grenville wrote:
Mosaic porn.


Rule #34, my friend.


I must confess I just googled that to find out what you were on about. But yes, indeed.
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