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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Dutchy » Thu Jan 25, 2018 8:03 pm

People that queue at petrol stations just so they can have their petrol tank on the same side to the bowser, many times Ive driven to the wrong side, stretched the hose over the back of the car, filled up, paid and left and they are still waiting.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Kahuna » Fri Jan 26, 2018 10:23 am

Wedgie wrote:Only by choice, my super pension is more than enough. .................... Im very thankful that I hooked into the best super in the world in the late 80s that the government had to sell Telstra off to pay for. Being 47 and better better off than most people 20 years older than me is an amazing feeling. :)


I am 59, took a package 6 months ago. Plan to live off that till I am past my 60th Birthday. Out of interest, how do you draw a Super pension at 47? Tax implications?

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Wedgie » Fri Jan 26, 2018 10:32 am

Kahuna wrote:
Wedgie wrote:Only by choice, my super pension is more than enough. .................... Im very thankful that I hooked into the best super in the world in the late 80s that the government had to sell Telstra off to pay for. Being 47 and better better off than most people 20 years older than me is an amazing feeling. :)


I am 59, took a package 6 months ago. Plan to live off that till I am past my 60th Birthday. Out of interest, how do you draw a Super pension at 47? Tax implications?

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No tax implications, it was just the nature of my super which I was very lucky to join. There was no age restrictions, the only restriction was I could only take my own contributions up to the end of 99 and all else had to be taken as a pension. If I was 55 I could have taken it all as a lump sum.
In refard to tax I was actually suprised at how little of my package was taxed.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Kahuna » Fri Jan 26, 2018 11:19 am

Is it the old Commonwealth Super?
I paid no tax on my separation payment, only my Annual and LSL component.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Wedgie » Fri Jan 26, 2018 6:54 pm

Kahuna wrote:Is it the old Commonwealth Super?
I paid no tax on my separation payment, only my Annual and LSL component.

Yep, the original PSS Super (a different version was introduced in the 90s) I had the choice of staying in the old CSS but glad I didn't now as would have been penalised in that one for retiring before teenage of 55.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Corona Man » Fri Jan 26, 2018 7:27 pm

Driving through Carlton this morning when daughter spots a sign for a topless restaurant... Snitz & Tits... Gold!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Fri Jan 26, 2018 7:47 pm

Corona Man wrote:Driving through Carlton this morning when daughter spots a sign for a topless restaurant... Snitz & Tits... Gold!

Work lunch coming up soon...
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Wedgie » Fri Jan 26, 2018 7:51 pm

Andrew Bolt getting hurt on Australia Day. The irony! :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Corona Man » Fri Jan 26, 2018 7:55 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Driving through Carlton this morning when daughter spots a sign for a topless restaurant... Snitz & Tits... Gold!

Work lunch coming up soon...

Xmas show was my suggestion
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Fri Jan 26, 2018 7:56 pm

Corona Man wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Driving through Carlton this morning when daughter spots a sign for a topless restaurant... Snitz & Tits... Gold!

Work lunch coming up soon...

Xmas show was my suggestion
Deserves a test run before xmas.....

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Wedgie » Fri Jan 26, 2018 8:02 pm

Corona Man wrote:Driving through Carlton this morning when daughter spots a sign for a topless restaurant... Snitz & Tits... Gold!

We saw a poster for it mid 2016 when in Melbourne, my son was stoked as schnitzels and tits are his two favourite things in the world! :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby amber_fluid » Fri Jan 26, 2018 8:30 pm

Wedgie wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Driving through Carlton this morning when daughter spots a sign for a topless restaurant... Snitz & Tits... Gold!

We saw a poster for it mid 2016 when in Melbourne, my son was stoked as schnitzels and tits are his two favourite things in the world! :lol:


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Corona Man » Fri Jan 26, 2018 8:45 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Corona Man wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Driving through Carlton this morning when daughter spots a sign for a topless restaurant... Snitz & Tits... Gold!

Work lunch coming up soon...

Xmas show was my suggestion
Deserves a test run before xmas.....

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Wedgie » Fri Jan 26, 2018 8:59 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
Wedgie wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Driving through Carlton this morning when daughter spots a sign for a topless restaurant... Snitz & Tits... Gold!

We saw a poster for it mid 2016 when in Melbourne, my son was stoked as schnitzels and tits are his two favourite things in the world! :lol:


He’s no lone soldier there mate.

I've got tits, they're overrated.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Brodlach » Fri Jan 26, 2018 9:04 pm

Hairy manboobs don’t count
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby amber_fluid » Sat Jan 27, 2018 1:13 pm

Wedgie wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Wedgie wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Driving through Carlton this morning when daughter spots a sign for a topless restaurant... Snitz & Tits... Gold!

We saw a poster for it mid 2016 when in Melbourne, my son was stoked as schnitzels and tits are his two favourite things in the world! :lol:


He’s no lone soldier there mate.

I've got tits, they're overrated.


Picture or GTFO

On second thoughts.......... no thanks! :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Jase » Sat Jan 27, 2018 9:30 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
Wedgie wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Wedgie wrote:[quote="Corona Man"]Driving through Carlton this morning when daughter spots a sign for a topless restaurant... Snitz & Tits... Gold!

We saw a poster for it mid 2016 when in Melbourne, my son was stoked as schnitzels and tits are his two favourite things in the world! [emoji38]


He’s no lone soldier there mate.

I've got tits, they're overrated.


Picture or GTFO

On second thoughts.......... no thanks! [emoji38][/quote]Wedgie is Bob? Image

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Wedgie » Sun Jan 28, 2018 5:36 pm

The pic on facebook of Lightning McQueen riding a carton of Sol home on a girls bike. God I laughed! :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Jan 29, 2018 8:43 am

Wedgie wrote:The pic on facebook of Lightning McQueen riding a carton of Sol home on a girls bike. God I laughed! :lol:

That's my wife's bike, mine doesn't have a basket!!!!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby The Bedge » Mon Jan 29, 2018 10:46 am

Wedgie wrote:The pic on facebook of Lightning McQueen riding a carton of Sol home on a girls bike. God I laughed! :lol:

I literally just came to this thread because I was gonna post the photo of the same thing :lol:
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