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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Magellan » Tue Jan 30, 2018 10:41 am

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Lightning McQueen wrote:We have two chicks that eat with their mouth open, especially chips and they both bag one another to me about it, it doesn't give me the shits but it does vandalise my ears.

Hot stuff. It must make being around them a challenge when fish curry left-overs are on the menu.

Every day is a winding road, the one that sits closest to me still sneaks out for durries, fully douses herself in cheap perfume to mask the smell and grabs a packet of chips for extra cover..........crunch crunch f*****n crunch.


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Tue Jan 30, 2018 10:51 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Magellan wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:We have two chicks that eat with their mouth open, especially chips and they both bag one another to me about it, it doesn't give me the shits but it does vandalise my ears.

Hot stuff. It must make being around them a challenge when fish curry left-overs are on the menu.

Every day is a winding road, the one that sits closest to me still sneaks out for durries, fully douses herself in cheap perfume to mask the smell and grabs a packet of chips for extra cover..........crunch crunch f*****n crunch.


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby am Bays » Tue Jan 30, 2018 11:21 am

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You work with San and Tray!

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Looks like some "sea-weed" is poking out of the pink suit, the curtains certainly don't match the carpet....
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Jan 30, 2018 11:26 am

am Bays wrote:
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You work with San and Tray!

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Looks like some "sea-weed" is poking out of the pink suit, the curtains certainly don't match the carpet....

Oh dear, I just vomited a little in my mouth.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Tue Jan 30, 2018 12:44 pm

Who would be looking for that???
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby valleys07 » Tue Jan 30, 2018 5:49 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Who would be looking for that???


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby woodublieve12 » Tue Jan 30, 2018 6:34 pm

I have just chased 3 ducks for the past 45 minutes to get them back in their area. The reason it took so long is because one of them proceeded to go yard hopping. So after two backyards and meeting quite possibly the strangest neighbour ever, they are home

On a side note, anyone interested in some ducks
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Tue Jan 30, 2018 6:43 pm

woodublieve12 wrote:I have just chased 3 ducks for the past 45 minutes to get them back in their area. The reason it took so long is because one of them proceeded to go yard hopping. So after two backyards and meeting quite possibly the strangest neighbour ever, they are home

On a side note, anyone interested in some ducks

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Tue Jan 30, 2018 6:46 pm

woodublieve12 wrote:I have just chased 3 ducks for the past 45 minutes to get them back in their area. The reason it took so long is because one of them proceeded to go yard hopping. So after two backyards and meeting quite possibly the strangest neighbour ever, they are home

On a side note, anyone interested in some ducks



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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby woodublieve12 » Tue Jan 30, 2018 6:54 pm

Corona Man wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:I have just chased 3 ducks for the past 45 minutes to get them back in their area. The reason it took so long is because one of them proceeded to go yard hopping. So after two backyards and meeting quite possibly the strangest neighbour ever, they are home

On a side note, anyone interested in some ducks

The strangest neighbour ever.... says the bloke chasing 3 ducks!

Yeah fair point.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Wed Jan 31, 2018 7:53 am

woodublieve12 wrote:I have just chased 3 ducks for the past 45 minutes to get them back in their area. The reason it took so long is because one of them proceeded to go yard hopping. So after two backyards and meeting quite possibly the strangest neighbour ever, they are home

On a side note, anyone interested in some ducks


I saw your comment about clipping their wings and how they don't get enough lift to actually take off.

Maybe don't clip their wings?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Wed Jan 31, 2018 7:56 am

We clip our chickens wings every 4 weeks
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Wed Jan 31, 2018 8:05 am

Brodlach wrote:We clip our chickens wings every 4 weeks


Much better roasted.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Wed Jan 31, 2018 8:09 am

Ours are like pets but produce fresh eggs daily
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Wed Jan 31, 2018 8:32 am

My Roosters get clipped every week in the footy season.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Wed Jan 31, 2018 9:22 am

Wedgie wrote:My Roosters get clipped every week in the footy season.


And here's me thinking roasted was my favourite. :D
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby woodublieve12 » Wed Jan 31, 2018 2:00 pm

Getting a rental house you applied for. And moving out within the next 7 days.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Jan 31, 2018 2:24 pm

woodublieve12 wrote:Getting a rental house you applied for. And moving out within the next 7 days.


So you're ducking off to a new pad?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Wed Jan 31, 2018 2:30 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:Getting a rental house you applied for. And moving out within the next 7 days.


So you're ducking off to a new pad?

Wouldn't that cost a bill or two?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Magellan » Wed Jan 31, 2018 2:31 pm

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woodublieve12 wrote:Getting a rental house you applied for. And moving out within the next 7 days.


So you're ducking off to a new pad?

Hope the walls don't have too many quacks.
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