mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Wedgie wrote:Jehovas Witnesses knocking on my door at 9 in the morning when Ive just done my first night shift for 6 months, doesn't god tell these **** the best time to visit or is god a **** too?
The next time i see them on my road im gonna get the porn ready to go on the tv with high volume....see how that goes down....
The last time a couple of them made it up my driveway and started telling me about Noah and the Flood, I politely interrupted and explained to them that that story was derived from the Epic of Gilgamesh written in Persia a bout 600 years earlier.
At that point they hesitated, then wished me a nice day and gave up...
The previous time I was opening mail (back in the snail mail days) when they knocked, and opened the door with my letter opener in hand - it is a one off hand made iron piece resembling an ancient dagger with a horned goat's head on the butt end. I'll never forget the look they gave me as they backed off...