Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

by Failed Creation » Wed Jan 31, 2018 7:21 pm

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stampy wrote:dickheads who try and bail/bale you up as you leave a supermarket, eff off already :twisted:

Sales people?


yeah those parasites


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It must have looked stupid (or no more stupid than I usually look...), but in my younger days, I'd walk around shopping centres with sunglasses and headphones. Occasionally I even had music playing. Never once got hassled by those vermin.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

by Pseudo » Wed Jan 31, 2018 10:23 pm

Tonight being a super-red-blue moon and the sky being fully cloudy. :(
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

by Footy Chick » Thu Feb 01, 2018 9:39 am

Pseudo wrote:Tonight being a super-red-blue moon and the sky being fully cloudy. :(



Yep, got the camera out and everything. Mother Nature is a cruel ol' hag...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

by Booney » Thu Feb 01, 2018 9:41 am

Pseudo wrote:Tonight being a super-red-blue moon and the sky being fully cloudy. :(


Went out about 9:30 and promptly went in and curled up on the fart sack.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

by Pseudo » Thu Feb 01, 2018 9:49 am

Footy Chick wrote:
Pseudo wrote:Tonight being a super-red-blue moon and the sky being fully cloudy. :(



Yep, got the camera out and everything. Mother Nature is a cruel ol' hag...


Around 11:30 the clouds graciously yielded and I got a good look.

Wasn't that impressed, TBH. Much the same as every other lunar eclipse I've seen.

Needing the caffeine this morning ...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

by woodublieve12 » Thu Feb 01, 2018 3:45 pm

Starting to move out this weekend.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

by Wedgie » Fri Feb 02, 2018 10:46 am

Jehovas Witnesses knocking on my door at 9 in the morning when Ive just done my first night shift for 6 months, doesn't god tell these **** the best time to visit or is god a **** too?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

by mighty_tiger_79 » Fri Feb 02, 2018 11:01 am

Wedgie wrote:Jehovas Witnesses knocking on my door at 9 in the morning when Ive just done my first night shift for 6 months, doesn't god tell these **** the best time to visit or is god a **** too?

The next time i see them on my road im gonna get the porn ready to go on the tv with high volume....see how that goes down....
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

by Wedgie » Fri Feb 02, 2018 11:07 am

Its a coordinated attack, now my neighbour has been around for a chat too. Looks looks like Im surviving on 3 hours sleep today.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

by Lightning McQueen » Fri Feb 02, 2018 11:21 am

Wedgie wrote:Its a coordinated attack, now my neighbour has been around for a chat too. Looks looks like Im surviving on 3 hours sleep today.

We will all tread carefully today ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

by Booney » Fri Feb 02, 2018 11:45 am

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Wedgie wrote:Its a coordinated attack, now my neighbour has been around for a chat too. Looks looks like Im surviving on 3 hours sleep today.

We will all tread carefully today ;)


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

by Lightning McQueen » Fri Feb 02, 2018 12:10 pm

Getting Corporate Box tickets for the BBL Grand Final if we make it and then being told it wont have free piss.

It's a bit of a roll of the dice though, I have previously not bothered going at all or just not ventured to the box only to find out later that it ended up being catered.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

by Wedgie » Fri Feb 02, 2018 12:12 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:Getting Corporate Box tickets for the BBL Grand Final if we make it and then being told it wont have free piss.

It's a bit of a roll of the dice though, I have previously not bothered going at all or just not ventured to the box only to find out later that it ended up being catered.

Dry Februarys going well then? :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

by Psyber » Fri Feb 02, 2018 12:14 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Wedgie wrote:Jehovas Witnesses knocking on my door at 9 in the morning when Ive just done my first night shift for 6 months, doesn't god tell these **** the best time to visit or is god a **** too?

The next time i see them on my road im gonna get the porn ready to go on the tv with high volume....see how that goes down....


The last time a couple of them made it up my driveway and started telling me about Noah and the Flood, I politely interrupted and explained to them that that story was derived from the Epic of Gilgamesh written in Persia a bout 600 years earlier.

At that point they hesitated, then wished me a nice day and gave up...

The previous time I was opening mail (back in the snail mail days) when they knocked, and opened the door with my letter opener in hand - it is a one off hand made iron piece resembling an ancient dagger with a horned goat's head on the butt end. I'll never forget the look they gave me as they backed off...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

by Lightning McQueen » Fri Feb 02, 2018 12:16 pm

Wedgie wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Getting Corporate Box tickets for the BBL Grand Final if we make it and then being told it wont have free piss.

It's a bit of a roll of the dice though, I have previously not bothered going at all or just not ventured to the box only to find out later that it ended up being catered.

Dry Februarys going well then? :lol:

Ha, started early to counteract this weekend, step-sons 21st Saturday.

I actually wanted to go from the 4th to the 4th for other reasons
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

by mighty_tiger_79 » Fri Feb 02, 2018 12:22 pm

Psyber wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Wedgie wrote:Jehovas Witnesses knocking on my door at 9 in the morning when Ive just done my first night shift for 6 months, doesn't god tell these **** the best time to visit or is god a **** too?

The next time i see them on my road im gonna get the porn ready to go on the tv with high volume....see how that goes down....


The last time a couple of them made it up my driveway and started telling me about Noah and the Flood, I politely interrupted and explained to them that that story was derived from the Epic of Gilgamesh written in Persia a bout 600 years earlier.

At that point they hesitated, then wished me a nice day and gave up...

The previous time I was opening mail (back in the snail mail days) when they knocked, and opened the door with my letter opener in hand - it is a one off hand made iron piece resembling an ancient dagger with a horned goat's head on the butt end. I'll never forget the look they gave me as they backed off...
Oooh, i like the Gargamel story. Im gonna trot that one out

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

by Lightning McQueen » Fri Feb 02, 2018 12:25 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Oooh, i like the Gargamel story. Im gonna trot that one out

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Good ole Gargamel, had one of the funniest quotes I've ever heard, it has stayed with me for 30+ years.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

by Booney » Fri Feb 02, 2018 12:35 pm

Psyber wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Wedgie wrote:Jehovas Witnesses knocking on my door at 9 in the morning when Ive just done my first night shift for 6 months, doesn't god tell these **** the best time to visit or is god a **** too?

The next time i see them on my road im gonna get the porn ready to go on the tv with high volume....see how that goes down....


The last time a couple of them made it up my driveway and started telling me about Noah and the Flood, I politely interrupted and explained to them that that story was derived from the Epic of Gilgamesh written in Persia a bout 600 years earlier.

At that point they hesitated, then wished me a nice day and gave up...

The previous time I was opening mail (back in the snail mail days) when they knocked, and opened the door with my letter opener in hand - it is a one off hand made iron piece resembling an ancient dagger with a horned goat's head on the butt end. I'll never forget the look they gave me as they backed off...


I'm guessing you're the only SA Footy poster with a letter opener. :D
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

by Booney » Fri Feb 02, 2018 12:36 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Wedgie wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Getting Corporate Box tickets for the BBL Grand Final if we make it and then being told it wont have free piss.

It's a bit of a roll of the dice though, I have previously not bothered going at all or just not ventured to the box only to find out later that it ended up being catered.

Dry Februarys going well then? :lol:

Ha, started early to counteract this weekend, step-sons 21st Saturday.

I actually wanted to go from the 4th to the 4th for other reasons


Then there's a Wednesday night to take out, a Sunday afternoon, probably a sneaky Friday night one and before you know it you've swum your way through February! :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

by Brodlach » Fri Feb 02, 2018 12:51 pm

Wedgie wrote:Jehovas Witnesses knocking on my door at 9 in the morning when Ive just done my first night shift for 6 months, doesn't god tell these **** the best time to visit or is god a **** too?

You spend so much time in the pub God probably got confused if you were working or drinking
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