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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby amber_fluid » Tue Feb 27, 2018 12:56 pm

HH3 wrote:I don't know about cursive, but I know they get taught writing skills.

My sons about to get his pen license.

Funnily enough, I was away the day everyone else got it in my class in 1996, so I've been writing without a license for 22 years.

I told this to my son. He didn't get it. Then I told him this story.

"I got done for Writing Under the Influence once. Three people died."

He didn't get it. Mrs HH3 didn't find it funny.And I lost my shit laughing in the middle of Woodville Bunnings.


I guess you had to be there..................... :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Tue Feb 27, 2018 12:57 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
HH3 wrote:I don't know about cursive, but I know they get taught writing skills.

My sons about to get his pen license.

Funnily enough, I was away the day everyone else got it in my class in 1996, so I've been writing without a license for 22 years.

I told this to my son. He didn't get it. Then I told him this story.

"I got done for Writing Under the Influence once. Three people died."

He didn't get it. Mrs HH3 didn't find it funny.And I lost my shit laughing in the middle of Woodville Bunnings.


I guess you had to be there..................... :lol:


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Pseudo » Tue Feb 27, 2018 1:03 pm

Footy Chick wrote:This, i don't think they even teach kids how to write anymore, do they? I know they don't teach cursive

I remember my prep teacher making me write o's over and over again until I got it right because they used to cross over at the top.

My o's are still perfect to this day.

Jeez, your teacher was tough. Mine just wouldn't let me have a biro license.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Tue Feb 27, 2018 1:03 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
HH3 wrote:I don't know about cursive, but I know they get taught writing skills.

My sons about to get his pen license.

Funnily enough, I was away the day everyone else got it in my class in 1996, so I've been writing without a license for 22 years.

I told this to my son. He didn't get it. Then I told him this story.

"I got done for Writing Under the Influence once. Three people died."

He didn't get it. Mrs HH3 didn't find it funny.And I lost my shit laughing in the middle of Woodville Bunnings.


I guess you had to be there..................... :lol:


His Mrs and kid was there and they didn't get it. :D
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Tue Feb 27, 2018 1:05 pm

Booney wrote:His Mrs and kid was there and they didn't get it. :D


He's 7 and she doesn't appreciate my humour.

And I'm not funny.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby amber_fluid » Tue Feb 27, 2018 1:12 pm

Booney wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
HH3 wrote:I don't know about cursive, but I know they get taught writing skills.

My sons about to get his pen license.

Funnily enough, I was away the day everyone else got it in my class in 1996, so I've been writing without a license for 22 years.

I told this to my son. He didn't get it. Then I told him this story.

"I got done for Writing Under the Influence once. Three people died."

He didn't get it. Mrs HH3 didn't find it funny.And I lost my shit laughing in the middle of Woodville Bunnings.


I guess you had to be there..................... :lol:


His Mrs and kid was there and they didn't get it. :D


I'm still trying to work him out...............
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby amber_fluid » Tue Feb 27, 2018 1:13 pm

HH3 wrote:
Booney wrote:His Mrs and kid was there and they didn't get it. :D


He's 7 and she doesn't appreciate my humour.

And I'm not funny.


Wives are like that.......they just don't get it! ;)
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby am Bays » Tue Feb 27, 2018 1:21 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
Wives are like that.......they just don't get it! ;)


And then we don't get it....
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Tue Feb 27, 2018 1:29 pm

If you're out shopping in the Port area and see a handsome young man pushing a trolley, laughing his arse off, accompanied by an annoyed looking young lady, come say hi.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Brodlach » Tue Feb 27, 2018 1:38 pm

Imagine how bad he would be if he didn’t wear a helmet playing gridiron


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Spargo » Tue Feb 27, 2018 1:38 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
HH3 wrote:I don't know about cursive, but I know they get taught writing skills.

My sons about to get his pen license.

Funnily enough, I was away the day everyone else got it in my class in 1996, so I've been writing without a license for 22 years.

I told this to my son. He didn't get it. Then I told him this story.

"I got done for Writing Under the Influence once. Three people died."

He didn't get it. Mrs HH3 didn't find it funny.And I lost my shit laughing in the middle of Woodville Bunnings.


I guess you had to be there..................... :lol:

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Tue Feb 27, 2018 2:56 pm

Brodlach wrote:Imagine how bad he would be if he didn’t wear a helmet playing gridiron


Should wear a stack hat all the time


Wearing the helmets probably made it worse to be honest.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Tue Feb 27, 2018 2:56 pm

Spargo wrote:In the tool aisle...


I was in the hoe aisle.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Tue Feb 27, 2018 3:24 pm

HH3 wrote:If you're out shopping in the Port area and see a handsome young man pushing a trolley, laughing his arse off, accompanied by an annoyed looking young lady, come say hi.


Mate, you're too kind, I'm not really that young anymore.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby norwood8 » Thu Mar 01, 2018 9:20 pm

Journalists talking up Australia one day hosting the Winter Olympics.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Wedgie » Fri Mar 02, 2018 2:56 am

norwood8 wrote:Journalists talking up Australia one day hosting the Winter Olympics.

Id like to se it in Darwin if Adelaide misses out. As its held in February every 4 years Im sure the weather would be fine.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Mar 02, 2018 12:45 pm

Dumb chick at work.

Walks in before 8 eating a big pack of twistes each morning, accompanied with a big mother can, ends up eating 3 packets per day and two big cans.

We get lunch on Friday's supplied, today was a range of kebabs with chips and salad, she just sticks to her twisties.

She has more sickies than the rest of us put together and cries if anyone questions her eating habits.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Spargo » Fri Mar 02, 2018 12:59 pm

My morning so far on the road in North Adelaide (I swear I’m not making this up);
On two separate occasions I had to use Dunn St which is “one way only” running off Melbourne St. Both times someone was driving towards me the wrong f#cking way to try & sneak out as I was entering, instead of going around the block. I don’t budge an inch simply holding my horn* down until they reverse three point turn & get on their way all embarrassed & shitty.
Half an hour later I get side swiped out the front of North Adelaide Village. She admitted she was too busy looking at the redeveloping LeCornu site. Get out to inspect the damage, crook old dent & scratch on her rear passenger door, barely a graze on the corner of my front bumper - will buff out easily.
Then to finish it off I’m heading down Barton Tce West, along the golf course when an errant ball bounces maybe ten feet in front of me as I was doing 40-50 km p/hr.
That’s probably enough of this shit for one day...
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Wedgie » Fri Mar 02, 2018 1:07 pm

Spargo wrote:My morning so far on the road in North Adelaide (I swear I’m not making this up);
On two separate occasions I had to use Dunn St which is “one way only” running off Melbourne St. Both times someone was driving towards me the wrong f#cking way to try & sneak out as I was entering, instead of going around the block. I don’t budge an inch simply holding my horn* down until they reverse three point turn & get on their way all embarrassed & shitty.
Half an hour later I get side swiped out the front of North Adelaide Village. She admitted she was too busy looking at the redeveloping LeCornu site. Get out to inspect the damage, crook old dent & scratch on her rear passenger door, barely a graze on the corner of my front bumper - will buff out easily.
Then to finish it off I’m heading down Barton Tce West, along the golf course when an errant ball bounces maybe ten feet in front of me as I was doing 40-50 km p/hr.
That’s probably enough of this shit for one day...

Be less dramas if you were a V8 driver on the circuit today! You shoukd get paid more than they do!
You've spooked me as the missus has the car today and I was about to head out on my moped to get something to eat!
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