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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Fri Mar 02, 2018 1:10 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:Dumb chick at work.

Walks in before 8 eating a big pack of twistes each morning, accompanied with a big mother can, ends up eating 3 packets per day and two big cans.

We get lunch on Friday's supplied, today was a range of kebabs with chips and salad, she just sticks to her twisties.

She has more sickies than the rest of us put together and cries if anyone questions her eating habits.


That shit is evil, pure evil in a can. Those "big" cans have around the same caffeine as 4 cups of coffee and 13 teaspoons of sugar in each one.

Don't get upset at her, she'll be dead soon if she keeps slurping and munching on that shit.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Psyber » Fri Mar 02, 2018 4:47 pm

norwood8 wrote:Journalists talking up Australia one day hosting the Winter Olympics.


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby norwood8 » Fri Mar 02, 2018 7:43 pm

Booney wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Dumb chick at work.

Walks in before 8 eating a big pack of twistes each morning, accompanied with a big mother can, ends up eating 3 packets per day and two big cans.

We get lunch on Friday's supplied, today was a range of kebabs with chips and salad, she just sticks to her twisties.

She has more sickies than the rest of us put together and cries if anyone questions her eating habits.


That shit is evil, pure evil in a can. Those "big" cans have around the same caffeine as 4 cups of coffee and 13 teaspoons of sugar in each one.

Don't get upset at her, she'll be dead soon if she keeps slurping and munching on that shit.


As a teacher I hate those energy drinks, should be banned for children under 16. The amount of kids I see walking to school in the morning with a can that is bigger than their head is ridiculous.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby cracka » Fri Mar 02, 2018 8:39 pm

norwood8 wrote:
Booney wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Dumb chick at work.

Walks in before 8 eating a big pack of twistes each morning, accompanied with a big mother can, ends up eating 3 packets per day and two big cans.

We get lunch on Friday's supplied, today was a range of kebabs with chips and salad, she just sticks to her twisties.

She has more sickies than the rest of us put together and cries if anyone questions her eating habits.


That shit is evil, pure evil in a can. Those "big" cans have around the same caffeine as 4 cups of coffee and 13 teaspoons of sugar in each one.

Don't get upset at her, she'll be dead soon if she keeps slurping and munching on that shit.


As a teacher I hate those energy drinks, should be banned for children under 16. The amount of kids I see walking to school in the morning with a can that is bigger than their head is ridiculous.

It's probably what they have instead of breakfast.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Grenville » Sat Mar 03, 2018 8:40 pm

The Greens representitive shit dribbler. Comical.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby RustyCage » Tue Mar 06, 2018 8:07 pm

Robbie Williams and his Patrick Dangerfield comments during his concert the other night
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Tue Mar 06, 2018 8:44 pm

RustyCage wrote:Robbie Williams and his Patrick Dangerfield comments during his concert the other night

A little surprised when he was going through the years that 97 didnt get a bigger cheer...
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Footy Chick » Tue Mar 06, 2018 9:51 pm

norwood8 wrote:
Booney wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Dumb chick at work.

Walks in before 8 eating a big pack of twistes each morning, accompanied with a big mother can, ends up eating 3 packets per day and two big cans.

We get lunch on Friday's supplied, today was a range of kebabs with chips and salad, she just sticks to her twisties.

She has more sickies than the rest of us put together and cries if anyone questions her eating habits.


That shit is evil, pure evil in a can. Those "big" cans have around the same caffeine as 4 cups of coffee and 13 teaspoons of sugar in each one.

Don't get upset at her, she'll be dead soon if she keeps slurping and munching on that shit.


As a teacher I hate those energy drinks, should be banned for children under 16. The amount of kids I see walking to school in the morning with a can that is bigger than their head is ridiculous.


As a footy trainer, I equally hate them. I do my best to ban them pre-match and tell anyone I see with one that if they cramp, dont come crying to me
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Wed Mar 07, 2018 7:51 am

Footy Chick wrote:As a footy trainer, I equally hate them. I do my best to ban them pre-match and tell anyone I see with one that if they cramp, dont come crying to me


I'd be worried about someone having a heart rate of 180 before quarter time!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Psyber » Wed Mar 07, 2018 9:26 am

Lots of room for selective interpretation, but the hybrid car seems to be a clear leader in this comparison despite the hype for Tesla in media. http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-03-07/f ... la/9461096

I still worry about battery disposal though given reports that recycling Lithium batteries costs 3x that of making new ones from raw materials, and so nobody actually does it.

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby bennymacca » Wed Mar 07, 2018 10:31 am

why does that make you laugh? I think this could be true at the moment, but like with any emerging technology, the initial costs are high and come down with economies of scale. I think what you have shown could change significantly in the next few years
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Mar 07, 2018 10:33 am

Psyber wrote:Lots of room for selective interpretation, but the hybrid car seems to be a clear leader in this comparison despite the hype for Tesla in media. http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-03-07/f ... la/9461096

I still worry about battery disposal though given reports that recycling Lithium batteries costs 3x that of making new ones from raw materials, and so nobody actually does it.

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Footy Chick » Wed Mar 07, 2018 10:53 am

What makes me laugh is that car companies are trying to push electric cars in a country that has the highest electricity prices in the world.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby bennymacca » Wed Mar 07, 2018 10:59 am

Footy Chick wrote:What makes me laugh is that car companies are trying to push electric cars in a country that has the highest electricity prices in the world.


that doesnt mean its still not cheaper - it undoubtedly is (running costs that is, you have to pay more upfront)
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Wed Mar 07, 2018 2:17 pm

Watching Mrs Boon get her foot tattooed this morning.

Wriggling and writhing. :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Psyber » Wed Mar 07, 2018 6:18 pm

bennymacca wrote:why does that make you laugh? I think this could be true at the moment, but like with any emerging technology, the initial costs are high and come down with economies of scale. I think what you have shown could change significantly in the next few years

Tesla's successful promotion of an expensive and ineffective "solution" makes me laugh.

In about 10 years I reckon electric cars may work, and perform well, but I think hydrogen fuel cells generating the electricity may be the technology of choice by then rather than today's options. (Hybrids are all basically sluggish.)

And, we may still be better off with cheap electricity (from Thorium fission) and extracting hydrogen from sea water as fuel to run existing petrol motors - a much less expensive approach for people who already have petrol driven cars that can be converted as for LPG fuel.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby bennymacca » Wed Mar 07, 2018 7:04 pm

Not sure what you have read mate - but hydrogen has big issues around transportation as it is really hard to store, volatile, and hard to make.

Cracking water is currently done via electrolysis which is very energy intensive. Would be better to use a battery.

The fact that batteries compete with the very best cars after maybe 15 years on the market is very good still
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Wedgie » Wed Mar 07, 2018 10:42 pm

I like beer
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Brodlach » Thu Mar 08, 2018 8:10 am

Wedgie wrote:I like beer

You should go to the pub more often then
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Wedgie » Thu Mar 08, 2018 10:21 am

Brodlach wrote:
Wedgie wrote:I like beer

You should go to the pub more often then

Agreed, lucky to get there as a patron once a fortnight recently, my body is freaking out and has dropped 8 kilos despite a diet of mainly pub food and burgers. Got a quieter week next week thank christ!
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