Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Thu Mar 15, 2018 10:47 am

Not being able to post gifs.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Thu Mar 15, 2018 10:55 am

Booney wrote:Not being able to post gifs.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby cracka » Thu Mar 15, 2018 11:11 am

Booney wrote:
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morell wrote:Yep, absolutely correct and was how I think it happened.

Stupid thing is, i reckon people constantly looking at their dash and dabbing the brakes creating inconsistent speed would be more dangerous than just letting people go 110 safely in the right lane.

Yep. Being a truck driver with satellite tracking, we get a note everytime the truck gets over 105, too many in a month & we get a warning. 3 warnings & we lose our license.


Aren't the trucks speed limited?

Yeah speed limited to 100. Its surprising how much even a half loaded trailer can push you downhill if your not continually watching your speed.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Thu Mar 15, 2018 11:11 am

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Thu Mar 15, 2018 11:21 am

Wedgie wrote:Test

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Thats not how we used to be able to post them.

We could just copy the image link and post in within the [img]......[img] brackets.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Thu Mar 15, 2018 11:33 am

HH3 wrote:
Wedgie wrote:Test

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Thats not how we used to be able to post them.

We could just copy the image link and post in within the [img]......[img] brackets.

No probs mate, have advised Diss and hes looking at it.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Thu Mar 15, 2018 11:52 am

Wedgie wrote:Test

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Good GIF though :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Psyber » Thu Mar 15, 2018 6:20 pm

cracka wrote:
morell wrote:Yep, absolutely correct and was how I think it happened.

Stupid thing is, i reckon people constantly looking at their dash and dabbing the brakes creating inconsistent speed would be more dangerous than just letting people go 110 safely in the right lane.

Yep. Being a truck driver with satellite tracking, we get a note everytime the truck gets over 105, too many in a month & we get a warning. 3 warnings & we lose our license.

I've argued it is more dangerous to be so distracted by constant speed checking than to be a little over the nominated speed but that doesn't wash with the Revenuers. I even wrote to the state Minister about it - his response was the advice to get a car with adaptive cruise control.

The cops don't like it when you remind them the common cold probably impairs drivers more than being between 0.5 and 0.8 either.
(Not that I've ever been done for drink-driving.)

When I was driving up the M1 in the UK there were no speed limits signs, So when I stopped at a food outlet and there were a couple of cops eating sndwiches in a parked car there I asked them what it was - explaining I was an Aussie and used to therew being signs everwhere.

The reply?
Well the offical limit is 70 miles per hour but we don't bother about it unless they are doing over 82.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Magellan » Fri Mar 16, 2018 10:35 am

Last night walking back to the carpark next to Target on the Pulteney-Rundle corner post-Fringe show at about 11:15pm only to find the carpark shuts a10pm, with a very pissy sign on the front being the only notice of its closing time.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Fri Mar 16, 2018 10:46 am

When did Airline hostesses get so fugly?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Magellan » Fri Mar 16, 2018 10:50 am

Corona Man wrote:When did Airline hostesses get so fugly?

When you started flying sober.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Fri Mar 16, 2018 10:52 am

Magellan wrote:
Corona Man wrote:When did Airline hostesses get so fugly?

When you started flying sober.

You could be teatotal for 20 years and not go “there” on this flight. It’s scary!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Fri Mar 16, 2018 10:54 am

Corona Man wrote:
Magellan wrote:
Corona Man wrote:When did Airline hostesses get so fugly?

When you started flying sober.

You could be teatotal for 20 years and not go “there” on this flight. It’s scary!

Correction, just spotted the girl from down the back of the plane, a quality improvement is evident
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Fri Mar 16, 2018 10:54 am

Corona Man wrote:
Magellan wrote:
Corona Man wrote:When did Airline hostesses get so fugly?

When you started flying sober.

You could be teatotal for 20 years and not go “there” on this flight. It’s scary!


On the state gridiron tournament flight back from Perth in 16, we had two "amateur models" serving us. It was hilarious how many of our players were FB friends with them as soon as we landed.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Fri Mar 16, 2018 10:56 am

HH3 wrote:
Corona Man wrote:
Magellan wrote:
Corona Man wrote:When did Airline hostesses get so fugly?

When you started flying sober.

You could be teatotal for 20 years and not go “there” on this flight. It’s scary!


On the state gridiron tournament flight back from Perth in 16, we had two "amateur models" serving us. It was hilarious how many of our players were FB friends with them as soon as we landed.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Sat Mar 17, 2018 9:33 am

The humongous line at voting today. Surely it’s time for electronic voting
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Sat Mar 17, 2018 9:39 am

Never go early, you strike huge lines of slow old people I always go mid afternoon and walk straight in and out.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Sat Mar 17, 2018 9:47 am

Got plans for the afternoon so needed to go early

Pre voting apparently was a two hour wait
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Sat Mar 17, 2018 9:50 am

Postal voting is your friend then.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby bennymacca » Sat Mar 17, 2018 10:26 am

the app says between 5 and 15 min wait for my electorate. wonder how accurate it is
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