Things that make you laugh

[Psyber]

My eldest got on her Ipad Saturday and printed off an A4 bit of paper on the sly with pictures of turds like Gentlemen Jack Snelling, Jay, Xenophon, The Greens, and Stephen Marshall then put it under my covers so I'd see it when I went to bed after watching the election coverage. Bit of her old man in that one.

God help the world......

I've just helped you MT...

[Grenville]

My eldest got on her Ipad Saturday and printed off an A4 bit of paper on the sly with pictures of turds like Gentlemen Jack Snelling, Jay, Xenophon, The Greens, and Stephen Marshall then put it under my covers so I'd see it when I went to bed after watching the election coverage. Bit of her old man in that one.[/quote]
God help the world......

I can't really argue with that.

[Wedgie]

My eldest got on her Ipad Saturday and printed off an A4 bit of paper on the sly with pictures of turds like Gentlemen Jack Snelling, Jay, Xenophon, The Greens, and Stephen Marshall then put it under my covers so I'd see it when I went to bed after watching the election coverage. Bit of her old man in that one.

She has an Ipad?
My condolences mate.

[Grenville]

My eldest got on her Ipad Saturday and printed off an A4 bit of paper on the sly with pictures of turds like Gentlemen Jack Snelling, Jay, Xenophon, The Greens, and Stephen Marshall then put it under my covers so I'd see it when I went to bed after watching the election coverage. Bit of her old man in that one.

She has an Ipad?
My condolences mate.

Quite IT savvy, luckily she's got a mature, responsible head on her young shoulders. That bit she probably didn't get from her old man.

[JK]

The Sportsbet Ad where the blokes making something on the pottery wheel

[Lightning McQueen]

The Sportsbet Ad where the blokes making something on the pottery wheel

Been getting a giggle out of this one:

[Spargo]

The Sportsbet Ad where the blokes making something on the pottery wheel

Or the one where the bloke’s “manscaping”...

[Jimmy_041]

I'll just leave this here..................

[Corona Man]

Mrs C as she is leaving for work today, knowing I have an industry golf day, turns and says “have a good day, and be good”. I reply, what does that mean? Mrs C’s reply... “don’t get home shitfaced”...... my reply.. bahahahahaha

[Booney]

Mrs C as she is leaving for work today, knowing I have an industry golf day, turns and says “have a good day, and be good”. I reply, what does that mean? Mrs C’s reply... “don’t get home shitfaced”...... my reply.. bahahahahaha

I guess you're not going home tonight then!

[Brodlach]

That sounds like a dare to me.


#redragtoabull

[Booney]

England currently 9/39 in the day/night Test in NZ.

[HH3]

England currently 9/39 in the day/night Test in NZ.

Who's winning?

[Footy Chick]

The Advertiser FB site, calling the winner of the Crows game a smidgeon early

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[Wedgie]

Good come back by the lads to outscore South in the last quarter!

[Grenville]

Kellie Underwood calling the fish mitten GF. She'd need a chamois the thickness of a German u boat bunker on her seat to absorb the mess.

[Booney]

4 hours of free beers on Saturday at the footy. Apparently my arrival home was spectacular.

Uber drops me home, my neighbor tells me my rendition of "Heave Ho the way to go...we are the Freo Dockers" was one of the better versions of it he's heard and my match summary was sketchy at best then Mrs Boon tells me the hot dog she ordered me went down like I was auditioning for a deep throat film. Ahh, nothing like finding out about Saturday night on Sunday morning.

[Magellan]

Kellie Underwood calling the fish mitten GF. She'd need a chamois the thickness of a German u boat bunker on her seat to absorb the mess.

Not a dry seat in the house.

[HH3]

4 hours of free beers on Saturday at the footy. Apparently my arrival home was spectacular.

Uber drops me home, my neighbor tells me my rendition of "Heave Ho the way to go...we are the Freo Dockers" was one of the better versions of it he's heard and my match summary was sketchy at best then Mrs Boon tells me the hot dog she ordered me went down like I was auditioning for a deep throat film. Ahh, nothing like finding out about Saturday night on Sunday morning.

I hit the Saily pretty hard Saturday night.

The state gridiron coach was the music talent there that night, so between him pointing me out to all the old biddies on the mic, him and my posse loading me up, and the previously mentioned local "ladies" copping feels and singing Happy Birthday Mr President to me all night, I had a big one.

Got out of bed at 1pm Sunday, napped from 3-5pm on the couch, out to dinner with the fam at 6.

It was a big one.

[JK]

Hopefully the Saily gets back to what it used to be now that KB's back in charge