Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Fri Mar 23, 2018 9:23 pm

Psyber wrote:I was a little nervous walking done to the local to buy some wine, and the response to my request was interesting when I got there.
"Wine? Yes I think we have some - you can duck into the store room at the back and have alook at what's there while I serve these other customers."


:lol:

Was driving up to Lizzy for the football one day. My companion noted that you could tell when you got past Grand Junction Road by observing that the specials advertised outside the bottleos had changed from wine into pre-mix spirits.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Psyber » Sat Mar 24, 2018 7:35 pm

Pseudo wrote:
Psyber wrote:I was a little nervous walking done to the local to buy some wine, and the response to my request was interesting when I got there.
"Wine? Yes I think we have some - you can duck into the store room at the back and have alook at what's there while I serve these other customers."


:lol:

Was driving up to Lizzy for the football one day. My companion noted that you could tell when you got past Grand Junction Road by observing that the specials advertised outside the bottleos had changed from wine into pre-mix spirits.

Yep - that was where the line of customers were focussed - lolly water with alcohol.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Tue Mar 27, 2018 11:27 am

Trained on my 30th birthday.

Doing lunges during warm ups, felt a pop in my knee. Not good.

During indy skills, backpedaled, turned, pulled a muscle in my back.

Kept training coz I'm an idiot.

Had a kill shot on a receiver who was in the air, thought I'd do the right thing by my teammate and not kill him. Turned away from him so I didn't get him with my helmet or pads, and copped his knee at full pace right in my arse cheek. Massive corky and my whole left leg had a snooze.

After a sit down, I kept training.

Once my body cooled down at home, agony. Got about 2 hours sleep, and now a cranky pants at work, and can barely move.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Tue Mar 27, 2018 2:36 pm

All i read there was "corky in my arse cheek" and my elbow started to twitch ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Tue Mar 27, 2018 3:05 pm

Footy Chick wrote:All i read there was "corky in my arse cheek" and my elbow started to twitch ;)


I'd ask you to come around to sort it out, but you probably wouldn't like me in your personal space.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Tue Mar 27, 2018 3:38 pm

HH3 wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:All i read there was "corky in my arse cheek" and my elbow started to twitch ;)


I'd ask you to come around to sort it out, but you probably wouldn't like me in your personal space.

I'm sure Johnno will sort it for you
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Fri Mar 30, 2018 7:05 pm

Not being able to remember my Foxtel login to watch the Chadd bowl tonight!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby carey » Fri Mar 30, 2018 7:39 pm

St Kilda f**cking my multi

First 3 legs had already won
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Sat Mar 31, 2018 10:37 am

carey wrote:St Kilda f**cking my multi

First 3 legs had already won


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Sun Apr 01, 2018 2:44 pm

Easter fuel prices and some Adelaide drivers, both shithouse.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Sun Apr 01, 2018 3:02 pm

Corona Man wrote:Easter fuel prices and some Adelaide drivers, both shithouse.

Adelaide yesterday it was $1.49, got to the south east & it’s $1.21
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Sun Apr 01, 2018 3:07 pm

Spargo wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Easter fuel prices and some Adelaide drivers, both shithouse.

Adelaide yesterday it was $1.49, got to the south east & it’s $1.21
Drive around there are some places 20c cheaper than $1.49.....
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Sun Apr 01, 2018 4:20 pm

Spargo wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Easter fuel prices and some Adelaide drivers, both shithouse.

Adelaide yesterday it was $1.49, got to the south east & it’s $1.21


I paid $1.43 in Robe today.
Where’d you see it for that price mate?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Sun Apr 01, 2018 4:32 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
Spargo wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Easter fuel prices and some Adelaide drivers, both shithouse.

Adelaide yesterday it was $1.49, got to the south east & it’s $1.21


I paid $1.43 in Robe today.
Where’d you see it for that price mate?

$1.29 (not $1.21) in Kingston .
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby locky801 » Mon Apr 02, 2018 6:00 pm

Footy tipping comps and dream teams, i suck at both especially after this weekend :oops: :oops:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Mon Apr 02, 2018 6:42 pm

locky801 wrote:Footy tipping comps and dream teams, i suck at both especially after this weekend :oops: :oops:

Ha Ha me too!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Mon Apr 02, 2018 6:47 pm

Wedgie wrote:
locky801 wrote:Footy tipping comps and dream teams, i suck at both especially after this weekend :oops: :oops:

Ha Ha me too!

Me too those Hawthorn pricks stuffed my tips up!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Dark Knight » Mon Apr 02, 2018 7:21 pm

locky801 wrote:Footy tipping comps and dream teams, i suck at both especially after this weekend :oops: :oops:
I officially hate footy tipping. Was one of those rounds where whoever you pick loses.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Mon Apr 02, 2018 7:37 pm

The Dark Knight wrote:
locky801 wrote:Footy tipping comps and dream teams, i suck at both especially after this weekend :oops: :oops:
I officially hate footy tipping. Was one of those rounds where whoever you pick loses.
Avoiding tipping comps this year has been very refreshing after 20 consecutive years.....
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Mon Apr 02, 2018 7:39 pm

Spargo wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Spargo wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Easter fuel prices and some Adelaide drivers, both shithouse.

Adelaide yesterday it was $1.49, got to the south east & it’s $1.21


I paid $1.43 in Robe today.
Where’d you see it for that price mate?

$1.29 (not $1.21) in Kingston .


Yeah it was that driving through Kingston on Thursday arvo.
They jacked it up as well on Friday and was still up coming through there this arvo.
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