Things that give you the sh1ts

[JK]

Sorry to hear Johnny, all Liverpool supporters will have an alibi so that rules them out.

Hope insurance sorts everything out to your satisfaction ASAP mate

Cheers mate. It’s all the buggeration that pisses me off.

Yeah absolutely not fun mate

[Dutchy]

Having to be cordial to Port players next Monday night when they come to train our juniors

[Booney]

Being in the ******* office when on a ******* day like today when I could or at least ******* should be out in the ******* boat drinking ******* beer and listening to ******* music in the ******* sunshine.

Sigh.

[HH3]

Being in the ******* office when on a ******* day like today when I could or at least ******* should be out in the ******* boat drinking ******* beer and listening to ******* music in the ******* sunshine.

Sigh.

I just pictured you stomping down the hallway like a 14 year old girl chucking a tantrum

[MW]

Being in the ******* office when on a ******* day like today when I could or at least ******* should be out in the ******* boat drinking ******* beer and listening to ******* music in the ******* sunshine.

Sigh.

I just pictured you stomping down the hallway like a 14 year old girl chucking a tantrum

funny that I witnessed it in the flesh this morning

[Dutchy]

Being in the ******* office when on a ******* day like today when I could or at least ******* should be out in the ******* boat drinking ******* beer and listening to ******* music in the ******* sunshine.

Sigh.

I went back to work this week after 3 weeks off, however had this week and next booked for a good 5 week break using some LSL, but have started a new role in early March and thought Id be nice to the new boss and scale it back to 3 weeks, some serious questioning of myself going on right now...

[Booney]

Being in the ******* office when on a ******* day like today when I could or at least ******* should be out in the ******* boat drinking ******* beer and listening to ******* music in the ******* sunshine.

Sigh.

I just pictured you stomping down the hallway like a 14 year old girl chucking a tantrum

Make it a 42 year old bloke walking through a factory to the shocked and amazed faces of several staff members as I launched a bin with a surprisingly solid drop punt spinning action about 15m and expletives with the nature of my initial comment and you're closer to the money.

I'm going to ******* drink tonight. You watch.

[Booney]

Being in the ******* office when on a ******* day like today when I could or at least ******* should be out in the ******* boat drinking ******* beer and listening to ******* music in the ******* sunshine.

Sigh.

I went back to work this week after 3 weeks off, however had this week and next booked for a good 5 week break using some LSL, but have started a new role in early March and thought Id be nice to the new boss and scale it back to 3 weeks, some serious questioning of myself going on right now...

I'm questioning you, too.

[johntheclaret]

Traffic cones closing two lanes of the motorway off for 5 miles so they could change a sodding bulb on a street light

[Lightning McQueen]

Being in the ******* office when on a ******* day like today when I could or at least ******* should be out in the ******* boat drinking ******* beer and listening to ******* music in the ******* sunshine.

Sigh.

I just pictured you stomping down the hallway like a 14 year old girl chucking a tantrum

With fingers in the ears.

I want a squirrel daddy.

[Lightning McQueen]

funny that I witnessed it in the flesh this morning

I copped the same via text, it wasn't directed at me though, just a 15 year old girl venting her frustration and disappointment, she was actually right too!

[Lightning McQueen]

My shit-stack is directed at my closest male work colleague who's taken two of the last three weeks off during our busiest time ever as we are finishing off 25 million dollar factory upgrades leaving me to carry his workload and my own (the two most stressful jobs on the site), he has came back this week with a stinking arrogant attitude and he's on his last strike with me.

He was meant to travel with me a couple of months ago to see how a similar plant runs, he refused to, I came back and wrote a 15 page summary of how we need to operate after the pages, he refused to read it, he now starts barking orders on how we need to run after 2 days of operation, he's pissing everyone off and keeps talking over the top of me or butting in, he'll be wearing a monitor as neck tie if he does it again.

[HH3]

funny that I witnessed it in the flesh this morning

I copped the same via text, it wasn't directed at me though, just a 15 year old girl venting her frustration and disappointment, she was actually right too!

Giving Booney your mobile number was your first mistake.

[Booney]

funny that I witnessed it in the flesh this morning

I copped the same via text, it wasn't directed at me though, just a 15 year old girl venting her frustration and disappointment, she was actually right too!

Giving Booney your mobile number was your first mistake.

And you want me to take you out for breakfast?

Pfftt..

[HH3]

funny that I witnessed it in the flesh this morning

I copped the same via text, it wasn't directed at me though, just a 15 year old girl venting her frustration and disappointment, she was actually right too!

Giving Booney your mobile number was your first mistake.

And you want me to take you out for breakfast?

Pfftt..

You didn't even respond to that. I got the message loud and clear.

[Lightning McQueen]

Giving Booney your mobile number was your first mistake.

At least I got to see the tan line!

[shoe boy]

Archbishop Wilson his legal team and the institution they represent !

[HH3]

The 67 year old lady I share an office with pronouncing the word "like" like this...."laaaiike" when talking to people on the phone.

Bitch, you're 67. Grow up.

[Lightning McQueen]

The 67 year old lady pronouncing the word "like" like this...."laaaiike" when talking to people on the phone.

Bitch, you're 67. Like, Grow up.

[Dutchy]

Naming the first 22 for Round 1 this weekend, got 47 kids who have been slogging it out in pre-season for 10 weeks, just natural some kids are going to be disappointed, our second team doesn't start for another week so they can't put any form on the board this week. I don't have any issues during the season as you can base selection on form, Round 1 is the hardest of the year IMO