Things that make you laugh

[mickey]

Booney getting told to chill out on Facebook for using slightly harsh language [emoji23]

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[Booney]

Booney getting told to chill out on Facebook for using slightly harsh language [emoji23]

Didn't she!

Weather person asking you what it's like where you are on a 36° ******* day....

[Lightning McQueen]

Booney getting told to chill out on Facebook for using slightly harsh language [emoji23]

Didn't she!

Weather person asking you what it's like where you are on a 36° ******* day....

#thuglyfe

[Lightning McQueen]

This missus emailing me asking if I want to go to the pub after work and she'll train it there to drive my car home, how do I make it sound like an imposition?

[MW]

This missus emailing me asking if I want to go to the pub after work and she'll train it there to drive my car home, how do I make it sound like an imposition?

She has to adjust the seat in your car so you will need to adjust it back when you use it next

[Booney]

This missus emailing me asking if I want to go to the pub after work and she'll train it there to drive my car home, how do I make it sound like an imposition?

You're thinking going to the pub is an imposition?

[Lightning McQueen]

This missus emailing me asking if I want to go to the pub after work and she'll train it there to drive my car home, how do I make it sound like an imposition?

She has to adjust the seat in your car so you will need to adjust it back when you use it next

B-I-N-G-O.

I'll chuck in the old "I don't have much betting allowance" too.

[Lightning McQueen]

This missus emailing me asking if I want to go to the pub after work and she'll train it there to drive my car home, how do I make it sound like an imposition?

You're thinking going to the pub is an imposition?

I can't sound too keen, might cost me a dress or something.

[HH3]

This missus emailing me asking if I want to go to the pub after work and she'll train it there to drive my car home, how do I make it sound like an imposition?

She has to adjust the seat in your car so you will need to adjust it back when you use it next

B-I-N-G-O.

I'll chuck in the old "I don't have much betting allowance" too.

Hopefully she calls your bluff and you have to stay home.

[Lightning McQueen]

Hopefully she calls your bluff and you have to stay home.

Prick!

Too late now, I've turned my email off.

[Wedgie]

This missus emailing me asking if I want to go to the pub after work and she'll train it there to drive my car home, how do I make it sound like an imposition?

You're thinking going to the pub is an imposition?

I can't sound too keen, might cost me a dress or something.

You do look good in a dress though.

[Wedgie]

Having a ridiculous tail wind coming home from work on my moped today, I was laughing like a 3 year old it was so much fun.

It did take me a lot longer to get to work this morning though!

[Wedgie]

Having a ridiculous tail wind coming home from work on my moped today, I was laughing like a 3 year old it was so much fun.

It did take me a lot longer to get to work this morning though!

This is actually a photo of me and my step-dad from around 1981. I had exactly the same look on my face today coming home.

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[Booney]

Having a ridiculous tail wind coming home from work on my moped today, I was laughing like a 3 year old it was so much fun.

It did take me a lot longer to get to work this morning though!

This is actually a photo of me and my step-dad from around 1981. I had exactly the same look on my face today coming home.

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Moon buggy! Nice!

[Footy Chick]

WUB putting out an amber alert all over FB for his folks stolen lab - only for the pupper to be found behind the lounge

[woodublieve12]

WUB putting out an amber alert all over FB for his folks stolen lab - only for the pupper to be found behind the lounge

Literally the funniest thing I’ve heard in sometime. How do you lose a dog behind the couch, he’s not a set of keys
My step mum and dad were a mess last night. I didn’t see them so I take no responsibility for where they found George.

Unbelievable

[Corona Man]

WUB putting out an amber alert all over FB for his folks stolen lab - only for the pupper to be found behind the lounge

Literally the funniest thing I’ve heard in sometime. How do you lose a dog behind the couch, he’s not a set of keys
My step mum and dad were a mess last night. I didn’t see them so I take no responsibility for where they found George.

Unbelievable

It must run in your family mate.... I remember the escaped ducks episode!

[Jim05]

The butt hurt on social media after it was announced that the AFL GF would be held at the MCG for another 40 years

[Spargo]

The butt hurt on social media after it was announced that the AFL GF would be held at the MCG for another 40 years

It really is scary how many dumb people there are out there.
Certain arse-clowns in the media doing their best too...

[Corona Man]

Listening to a couple of Crows supporters talking footy around a bonfire last night

One thing they were saying is how they wouldn’t lose a home game this season...