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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Sat Apr 14, 2018 11:38 am

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Sun Apr 15, 2018 11:41 pm

Watched last 30mins closing ceremony

Car crash
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby MW » Mon Apr 16, 2018 12:02 am

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Watched last 30mins closing ceremony

Car crash


You got through 30 mins?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Mon Apr 16, 2018 8:16 am

MW wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Watched last 30mins closing ceremony

Car crash


You got through 30 mins?


Yep. I pushed through through the pain barrier.
I just couldnt believe the performance was effectively Some D grade singers covering A graders hits....
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Corona Man » Mon Apr 16, 2018 9:02 am

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
MW wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Watched last 30mins closing ceremony

Car crash


You got through 30 mins?


Yep. I pushed through through the pain barrier.
I just couldnt believe the performance was effectively Some D grade singers covering A graders hits....

That pretty much sums up the Gold Coast, with or without the Comm Games.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Apr 16, 2018 9:14 am

Corona Man wrote:
That pretty much sums up the Gold Coast, with or without the Comm Games.

When do the Commonwealth Games start?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby johntheclaret » Mon Apr 16, 2018 9:16 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Corona Man wrote:
That pretty much sums up the Gold Coast, with or without the Comm Games.

When do the Commonwealth Games start?

Do you mean the Empire Games ;)
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Tue Apr 17, 2018 8:58 am

Jim05 wrote:The butt hurt on social media after it was announced that the AFL GF would be held at the MCG for another 40 years :)


The butt hurt, Bart Simpson, isn't about the Grand Final staying at the MCG, I think most non-Victorians acknowledge it's the home of the Grand Final and probably ( probably ) should remain so.

What the "butt hurt" is about is that the deal by AFL house and the Victorian government is one that benefits only the Victorian based AFL clubs. Sure, Shitlands, sorry, Docklands gets a $125m upgrade ( I assume that's how much it costs to polish a turd that big ) and metropolitan Victorian grounds receive upgrades for the AFLW and VFL to utilize.

Doesn't really sound like a national sporting code working on behalf of all of the clubs within the competition, does it?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby MW » Tue Apr 17, 2018 9:04 am

Nothing stopping SA government doing the same with our community though right?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Tue Apr 17, 2018 9:15 am

MW wrote:Nothing stopping SA government doing the same with our community though right?


You realize the Grand final was the bargaining chip, yes?

The Victorian government and the MCC got together, the MCC said let's lock the GF in at the MCG for as long as we can, the government said great idea we'll give the (V)AFL $500m if they lock it away and hey presto, the AFL is happy to lock it in.

The argument that no other stadium holds 100,000 isn't relevant, IMO, as any other ground wouldn't be compelled to let in 25,000 or so MCC members.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby MW » Tue Apr 17, 2018 9:25 am

Gotcha, cheers
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Apr 17, 2018 9:34 am

Chick has a sickie yesterday, her two counterparts bitch and moan about her all day to me and how she's probably not sick and about it being a Monday.

Chick returns today, the two others are in their droney voices "are you feeling better today", "Are you ok?".

Funniest part now is one of the other two will seize the opportunity and take one herself this week, we're already running a book as to which day or days.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Tue Apr 17, 2018 9:35 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:Chick has a sickie yesterday, her two counterparts bitch and moan about her all day to me and how she's probably not sick and about it being a Monday.

Chick returns today, the two others are in their droney voices "are you feeling better today", "Are you ok?".

Funniest part now is one of the other two will seize the opportunity and take one herself this week, we're already running a book as to which day or days.


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Apr 17, 2018 11:45 am

Booney wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Chick has a sickie yesterday, her two counterparts bitch and moan about her all day to me and how she's probably not sick and about it being a Monday.

Chick returns today, the two others are in their droney voices "are you feeling better today", "Are you ok?".

Funniest part now is one of the other two will seize the opportunity and take one herself this week, we're already running a book as to which day or days.


Can I get $5 on Thursday please?

Pretty sure if it's a Thursday it's going to be a running double leading into the quaddie.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Jim05 » Tue Apr 17, 2018 12:27 pm

Booney wrote:
Jim05 wrote:The butt hurt on social media after it was announced that the AFL GF would be held at the MCG for another 40 years :)


The butt hurt, Bart Simpson, isn't about the Grand Final staying at the MCG, I think most non-Victorians acknowledge it's the home of the Grand Final and probably ( probably ) should remain so.

What the "butt hurt" is about is that the deal by AFL house and the Victorian government is one that benefits only the Victorian based AFL clubs. Sure, Shitlands, sorry, Docklands gets a $125m upgrade ( I assume that's how much it costs to polish a turd that big ) and metropolitan Victorian grounds receive upgrades for the AFLW and VFL to utilize.

Doesn't really sound like a national sporting code working on behalf of all of the clubs within the competition, does it?

Etihad isn’t getting much done to the ground, more likely a spruce up of the precinct and more restaurants. The MCC are covering the costs of the MCG rebuild which isnt even happening for another 10-15 years atleast. The interstate clubs were kidding themselves if they ever thought the GF would be moved
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Tue Apr 17, 2018 1:13 pm

Jim05 wrote:
Booney wrote:
Jim05 wrote:The butt hurt on social media after it was announced that the AFL GF would be held at the MCG for another 40 years :)


The butt hurt, Bart Simpson, isn't about the Grand Final staying at the MCG, I think most non-Victorians acknowledge it's the home of the Grand Final and probably ( probably ) should remain so.

What the "butt hurt" is about is that the deal by AFL house and the Victorian government is one that benefits only the Victorian based AFL clubs. Sure, Shitlands, sorry, Docklands gets a $125m upgrade ( I assume that's how much it costs to polish a turd that big ) and metropolitan Victorian grounds receive upgrades for the AFLW and VFL to utilize.

Doesn't really sound like a national sporting code working on behalf of all of the clubs within the competition, does it?

Etihad isn’t getting much done to the ground, more likely a spruce up of the precinct and more restaurants. The MCC are covering the costs of the MCG rebuild which isnt even happening for another 10-15 years atleast. The interstate clubs were kidding themselves if they ever thought the GF would be moved


I agree, I said so above, but the AFL negotiating something that belongs to all AFL fans to better Victorian football was the sticking point.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby woodublieve12 » Sun Apr 29, 2018 10:48 pm

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Sun Apr 29, 2018 11:58 pm

The mrs fascinated by how bright the moon is tonight....our backyard is ablaze with moonlight, as is the kitchen through skylight... its as if she hasnt seen the moon before
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Spargo » Mon Apr 30, 2018 8:33 am

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:The mrs fascinated by how bright the moon is tonight....our backyard is ablaze with moonlight, as is the kitchen through skylight... its as if she hasnt seen the moon before


Whilst in my early twenties I went out with a white witch. True story, she used to bathe nude in bright moonlight (something about positive energy).
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Apr 30, 2018 9:52 am

Spargo wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:The mrs fascinated by how bright the moon is tonight....our backyard is ablaze with moonlight, as is the kitchen through skylight... its as if she hasnt seen the moon before


Whilst in my early twenties I went out with a white witch. True story, she used to bathe nude in bright moonlight (something about positive energy).
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