Things that make you laugh

[mighty_tiger_79]

The mrs fascinated by how bright the moon is tonight....our backyard is ablaze with moonlight, as is the kitchen through skylight... its as if she hasnt seen the moon before

Whilst in my early twenties I went out with a white witch. True story, she used to bathe nude in bright moonlight (something about positive energy).
Utter nut job, but did she go off in the sack!

You kept her in a sack?

No wonder she was nuts..

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[Lightning McQueen]

No wonder she was nuts..

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Yeah, in my experiences they tend to not like that for too long.

[mighty_tiger_79]

Yeah, in my experiences they tend to not like that for too long.

Really was a matter of time before she cracked....poor girl

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[Spargo]

It was a different time back then.

[HH3]

F**kin feminists

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[Spargo]

F**kin feminists

Yes, I was.

[johntheclaret]

F**kin feminists

Yes, I was.

Did you keep them in a sack until they went off too

[Failed Creation]

Here's an old favourite.

[HH3]

@Booney getting almost as many mentions as me on the Gridiron SA broadcast.

[Booney]

@Booney getting almost as many mentions as me on the Gridiron SA broadcast.

You putting me spelling your name wrong in the Shits thread?

[HH3]

@Booney getting almost as many mentions as me on the Gridiron SA broadcast.

You putting me spelling your name wrong in the Shits thread?

I thought it was intentional, because one of the commentators (the one from my club) says it wrong.

[Lightning McQueen]

My son kicking 0.5 yesterday, hit the post 4 times.

[Footy Chick]

My son kicking 0.5 yesterday, hit the post 4 times.

Yet if he aimed for the post, he'd miss all 5 times

[Lightning McQueen]

My son kicking 0.5 yesterday, hit the post 4 times.

Yet if he aimed for the post, he'd miss all 5 times

Everyone blamed me as I was goal umpire, his disposal is usually his forté, oh well they won and I'm sure next week wont be the same, he's finding his feet at his new club, took at least 10 marks in the forward 50.

[nuggety goodness]

I message a guy off gumtree to collect some scrap metal. He replies and tells me he can come first thing tomorrow morning. No drama, I can work that, I reply 'what time is first thing?' Trying to make sure that it's done before wifey goes on the school run...

He replies and apparently 11am is first thing!


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[heater31]

It's taken 30 years for something to finally happen to that vacant wasteland in O'Connell St............a carpark!

Typical ******* Adelaide.

[Footy Chick]

It's taken 30 years for something to finally happen to that vacant wasteland in O'Connell St............a carpark!

Typical ******* Adelaide.

What? Seriously? That's what it's going to be?

[Booney]

It's taken 30 years for something to finally happen to that vacant wasteland in O'Connell St............a carpark!

Typical ******* Adelaide.

They had a pop up market there a few weeks ago, C7 interviewed a North Adelaide local and asked her what she thought the space would be best used for.

"I guess some cafe's, or yoga spaces or something like that would be good". Are there no cafes and yoga places in North Adelaide?

[HH3]

It's taken 30 years for something to finally happen to that vacant wasteland in O'Connell St............a carpark!

Typical ******* Adelaide.

A carpark is exactly what North Adelaide needs. I'm ok with that.

[johntheclaret]

It's taken 30 years for something to finally happen to that vacant wasteland in O'Connell St............a carpark!

Typical ******* Adelaide.

Looks like you should have posted this in the ‘Things that give you the shits ‘ thread