by Booney » Mon May 14, 2018 2:57 pm
by Wedgie » Mon May 14, 2018 3:01 pm
Booney wrote:A bartender walks into a bar and finds some customers wanting to buy and drink and some other customers wanting to put a bet on a race.
He cries.
The end.
by Lightning McQueen » Mon May 14, 2018 3:01 pm
by Wedgie » Mon May 14, 2018 3:06 pm
by Wedgie » Mon May 14, 2018 3:08 pm
by nuggety goodness » Mon May 14, 2018 3:23 pm
Lightning McQueen wrote:Two punters walked into a bar, the third one ducked.
by Pseudo » Mon May 14, 2018 3:30 pm
Wedgie wrote:The barman says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.”
A time traveler walks into a bar.
Bwahahaha
by Lightning McQueen » Mon May 14, 2018 3:37 pm
Pseudo wrote:Wedgie wrote:The barman says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.”
A time traveler walks into a bar.
Bwahahaha
Don'cha hate it when the time travellers abuse the betting facility?
by Wedgie » Mon May 14, 2018 3:38 pm
Pseudo wrote:Wedgie wrote:The barman says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.”
A time traveler walks into a bar.
Bwahahaha
Don'cha hate it when the time travellers abuse the betting facility?
by Booney » Mon May 14, 2018 3:40 pm
Lightning McQueen wrote:Pseudo wrote:Wedgie wrote:The barman says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.”
A time traveler walks into a bar.
Bwahahaha
Don'cha hate it when the time travellers abuse the betting facility?
Not when they tell you who won the next race.
by Lightning McQueen » Mon May 14, 2018 3:47 pm
Booney wrote:
He must have had inside info, it's the only way you can win on the races.
by Wedgie » Mon May 14, 2018 3:47 pm
Booney wrote:Lightning McQueen wrote:Pseudo wrote:Wedgie wrote:The barman says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.”
A time traveler walks into a bar.
Bwahahaha
Don'cha hate it when the time travellers abuse the betting facility?
Not when they tell you who won the next race.
He must have had inside info, it's the only way you can win on the races.
by mighty_tiger_79 » Mon May 14, 2018 6:00 pm
by Wedgie » Mon May 14, 2018 6:07 pm
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:I sense an sa footy punting day at wedgies drinking pub....
by heater31 » Tue May 15, 2018 6:15 pm
by carey » Tue May 15, 2018 6:26 pm
by Corona Man » Tue May 15, 2018 6:40 pm
carey wrote:To much chilli on my dog roll today, so I take some of the chili out and complete the roll absolutely beautiful as always. (Top end of churchill rd, although they are moving) but what shits me is forgetting I took the chilli out then rubbing an irritating eye.
Seriously don’t recommend chilli in the eye. Jesus it burnt.
by The Dark Knight » Tue May 15, 2018 8:57 pm
Got to be real careful with heat gel/cream in that instance.Corona Man wrote:carey wrote:To much chilli on my dog roll today, so I take some of the chili out and complete the roll absolutely beautiful as always. (Top end of churchill rd, although they are moving) but what shits me is forgetting I took the chilli out then rubbing an irritating eye.
Seriously don’t recommend chilli in the eye. Jesus it burnt.
Agreed. Bit like applying the extra strength Dencorub not washing your hands properly then going for a slash.... great balls of fire.
by Lightning McQueen » Wed May 16, 2018 10:01 am
carey wrote:To much chilli on my dog roll today, so I take some of the chili out and complete the roll absolutely beautiful as always. (Top end of churchill rd, although they are moving) but what shits me is forgetting I took the chilli out then rubbing an irritating eye.
Seriously don’t recommend chilli in the eye. Jesus it burnt.
by Lightning McQueen » Wed May 16, 2018 10:03 am
Corona Man wrote:carey wrote:To much chilli on my dog roll today, so I take some of the chili out and complete the roll absolutely beautiful as always. (Top end of churchill rd, although they are moving) but what shits me is forgetting I took the chilli out then rubbing an irritating eye.
Seriously don’t recommend chilli in the eye. Jesus it burnt.
Agreed. Bit like applying the extra strength Dencorub not washing your hands properly then going for a slash.... great balls of fire.
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