Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dutchy » Tue May 22, 2018 6:06 pm

All we have discovered today is quite a few of you prefer blokes over chics!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Tue May 22, 2018 6:08 pm

Dutchy wrote:All we have discovered today is quite a few of you prefer blokes over chics!


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Tue May 22, 2018 6:10 pm

Dutchy wrote:All we have discovered today is quite a few of you prefer blokes over chics!


Not all mate, not all!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Tue May 22, 2018 8:05 pm

Barber Lounge Winston Ave Clarence Gardens. The bomb.


They do a brilliant job.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Tue May 22, 2018 9:51 pm

So anyone who prefers to go to the barber than a hairdresser is a feg?

Is it opposite day?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Tue May 22, 2018 9:52 pm

johntheclaret wrote:
HH3 wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:But I prefer a chick to cut my hair all the same.


I prefer barbers because they have everything they need for my hair at the ready. Last week he used at least 4 sets of clippers, a razor, he did the edges of my beard around my cheeks and down my neck, I got talcum powder on my neck, pamade in my hair.

He also knew exactly what I wanted from one phrase.

Him - "How do you want it?"
Me - "Short back and sides. Messy on top pushed to the side"

From that he did some hair magic where its longer on one side, manicured on the other so when I style it how I want it, it's perfect every time in less than 30 seconds of f**king around with it.

All for $28. Can't beat it.


Mrs Claret cuts mine, No3 all over, trim the sides, shape the back.

Knew exactly what I wanted from one phrase.

Me: Will you do me hair Mrs S
Her: Yes

From that she did some hair magic where it’s the same length all over, manicured (is that the right word) round the back and over the ears so when I brush it with my hand it’s perfect every time in less than 3 seconds.

All for free, can’t beat it. ;)


You think your haircut is for free??? I say its the most expensive way to go..... or is it a way of recouping that investment??
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby johntheclaret » Wed May 23, 2018 6:38 am

Spargo wrote:
Dutchy wrote:All we have discovered today is quite a few of you prefer blokes over chics!


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Sorry, what does that mean
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby johntheclaret » Wed May 23, 2018 6:41 am

HH3 wrote:Mrs HH3 has done my hair for the last 7 years, up until Xmas, when she wanted me to get a trendy haircut.

She lost my business after that.

I used to go to Joey at the barbershop in Gawler in my single days.

I don’t have enough hair for a trendy cut :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby johntheclaret » Wed May 23, 2018 6:46 am

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
johntheclaret wrote:
HH3 wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:But I prefer a chick to cut my hair all the same.


I prefer barbers because they have everything they need for my hair at the ready. Last week he used at least 4 sets of clippers, a razor, he did the edges of my beard around my cheeks and down my neck, I got talcum powder on my neck, pamade in my hair.

He also knew exactly what I wanted from one phrase.

Him - "How do you want it?"
Me - "Short back and sides. Messy on top pushed to the side"

From that he did some hair magic where its longer on one side, manicured on the other so when I style it how I want it, it's perfect every time in less than 30 seconds of f**king around with it.

All for $28. Can't beat it.


Mrs Claret cuts mine, No3 all over, trim the sides, shape the back.

Knew exactly what I wanted from one phrase.

Me: Will you do me hair Mrs S
Her: Yes

From that she did some hair magic where it’s the same length all over, manicured (is that the right word) round the back and over the ears so when I brush it with my hand it’s perfect every time in less than 3 seconds.

All for free, can’t beat it. ;)


You think your haircut is for free??? I say its the most expensive way to go..... or is it a way of recouping that investment??


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mickey » Wed May 23, 2018 7:32 am

johntheclaret wrote:
Spargo wrote:
Dutchy wrote:All we have discovered today is quite a few of you prefer blokes over chics!


NTTAWWT

Sorry, what does that mean
Not that there's anything wrong with that

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby woodublieve12 » Wed May 23, 2018 9:14 am

been trying to grow some sort of beard for nearly a fortnight... Its pretty offensive
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Wed May 23, 2018 9:15 am

woodublieve12 wrote:been trying to grow some sort of beard for nearly a fortnight... Its pretty offensive


*cough* HH3 *cough*
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby johntheclaret » Wed May 23, 2018 9:41 am

mickey wrote:
johntheclaret wrote:
Spargo wrote:
Dutchy wrote:All we have discovered today is quite a few of you prefer blokes over chics!


NTTAWWT

Sorry, what does that mean
Not that there's anything wrong with that

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Wed May 23, 2018 9:46 am

Spargo wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:been trying to grow some sort of beard for nearly a fortnight... Its pretty offensive


*cough* HH3 *cough*


It's true. From what I've seen its pretty shit. ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby woodublieve12 » Wed May 23, 2018 9:47 am

HH3 wrote:
Spargo wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:been trying to grow some sort of beard for nearly a fortnight... Its pretty offensive


*cough* HH3 *cough*


It's true. From what I've seen its pretty shit. ;)

:lol: I can't dispute that
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby johntheclaret » Wed May 23, 2018 9:51 am

All this abbreviated textspeak jargon.

My kids ROTFLMFAO at me because they know I have NFI what the hell they are on about.

NTTAWWT but speak English FFS,


:oops: :D
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Wed May 23, 2018 9:52 am

johntheclaret wrote:All this abbreviated textspeak jargon.

My kids ROTFLMFAO at me because they know I have NFI what the hell they are on about.

NTTAWWT but speak English FFS,


:oops: :D


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby johntheclaret » Wed May 23, 2018 9:55 am

Spargo wrote:
johntheclaret wrote:All this abbreviated textspeak jargon.

My kids ROTFLMFAO at me because they know I have NFI what the hell they are on about.

NTTAWWT but speak English FFS,


:oops: :D


GAGF :lol:



WTF!! :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Ash Man » Wed May 23, 2018 10:00 am

woodublieve12 wrote:been trying to grow some sort of beard for nearly a fortnight... Its pretty offensive


I grew mine over the Xmas break. I love not having to shave every day for work.

Footy Chick just shakes her head at me at footy every Saturday. She secretly likes it though I reckon


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Wed May 23, 2018 10:07 am

Dutchy wrote:All we have discovered today is quite a few of you prefer blokes over chics!


Ummm...yeah.....
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