Things that give you the sh1ts

[Wedgie]

Some beards contain more poo than a toilet shocking study reveals

According to microbiologists, hairy faces could actually be dirtier than a loo because of the rancid bacteria that beards collect

Sorry hipsters with your fancy face hair - apparently the average beard can have more poo in it than a toilet. Yum.

According to microbiologists, hairy faces could actually be dirtier than a loo because of the rancid bacteria that beards collect.

John Golobic, of Quest Diagnostics in New Mexico, swabbed a number of beards searching for bacteria and determined that while several beards contained normal bacteria, but some contained so much poo they were comparable to toilets.

If there were similar samples in the water system, the scientist said it would have to be shut down for disinfecting.

Dr Golobic said: "I'm usually not surprised, and I was surprised by this.

"There would be a degree of uncleanliness that would be somewhat disturbing."

Apparently the key to a poo-free beard is washing your hands and a good old thorough face scrub - and resisting twirling your moustache like a Victorian gent.

Mr Golobic added: "Try to keep your hands away from your face, as much as possible."

[Lightning McQueen]

Careful of the gravel rash.

A Brazilian fixes that.

I was referring to the stubble causing it.

[Spargo]

Careful of the gravel rash.

A Brazilian fixes that.

I was referring to the stubble causing it.

Ohhh man, I was way off then.

[Booney]

Careful of the gravel rash.

A Brazilian fixes that.

How do you know she's from Brazil?

[Lightning McQueen]

How do you know she's from Brazil?

She loves nuts.

[HH3]

an individual I am catching up with apparently likes it... clearly in need of glasses, but i'll really take any sort of compliment at the moment

He sounds nice.

[Pseudo]

Some beards contain more poo than a toilet shocking study reveals

According to microbiologists, hairy faces could actually be dirtier than a loo because of the rancid bacteria that beards collect

Sorry hipsters with your fancy face hair - apparently the average beard can have more poo in it than a toilet. Yum.

According to microbiologists, hairy faces could actually be dirtier than a loo because of the rancid bacteria that beards collect.

John Golobic, of Quest Diagnostics in New Mexico, swabbed a number of beards searching for bacteria and determined that while several beards contained normal bacteria, but some contained so much poo they were comparable to toilets.

If there were similar samples in the water system, the scientist said it would have to be shut down for disinfecting.

Dr Golobic said: "I'm usually not surprised, and I was surprised by this.

"There would be a degree of uncleanliness that would be somewhat disturbing."

Apparently the key to a poo-free beard is washing your hands and a good old thorough face scrub - and resisting twirling your moustache like a Victorian gent.

Mr Golobic added: "Try to keep your hands away from your face, as much as possible."

^ Urgh!

I'm never kissing a man with a beard again!

[Booney]

Some beards contain more poo than a toilet shocking study reveals

According to microbiologists, hairy faces could actually be dirtier than a loo because of the rancid bacteria that beards collect

Sorry hipsters with your fancy face hair - apparently the average beard can have more poo in it than a toilet. Yum.

According to microbiologists, hairy faces could actually be dirtier than a loo because of the rancid bacteria that beards collect.

John Golobic, of Quest Diagnostics in New Mexico, swabbed a number of beards searching for bacteria and determined that while several beards contained normal bacteria, but some contained so much poo they were comparable to toilets.

If there were similar samples in the water system, the scientist said it would have to be shut down for disinfecting.

Dr Golobic said: "I'm usually not surprised, and I was surprised by this.

"There would be a degree of uncleanliness that would be somewhat disturbing."

Apparently the key to a poo-free beard is washing your hands and a good old thorough face scrub - and resisting twirling your moustache like a Victorian gent.

Mr Golobic added: "Try to keep your hands away from your face, as much as possible."

^ Urgh!

I'm never kissing a man with a beard again!

You can still **** him though.

[HH3]

Do you know how I know you're gay?

Your d*** tastes like s**t

[am Bays]

Some beards contain more poo than a toilet shocking study reveals

According to microbiologists, hairy faces could actually be dirtier than a loo because of the rancid bacteria that beards collect

Sorry hipsters with your fancy face hair - apparently the average beard can have more poo in it than a toilet. Yum.

According to microbiologists, hairy faces could actually be dirtier than a loo because of the rancid bacteria that beards collect.

John Golobic, of Quest Diagnostics in New Mexico, swabbed a number of beards searching for bacteria and determined that while several beards contained normal bacteria, but some contained so much poo they were comparable to toilets.

If there were similar samples in the water system, the scientist said it would have to be shut down for disinfecting.

Dr Golobic said: "I'm usually not surprised, and I was surprised by this.

"There would be a degree of uncleanliness that would be somewhat disturbing."

Apparently the key to a poo-free beard is washing your hands and a good old thorough face scrub - and resisting twirling your moustache like a Victorian gent.

Mr Golobic added: "Try to keep your hands away from your face, as much as possible."

^ Urgh!

I'm never kissing a man with a beard again!

You can still **** him though.

Roger, that...

[woodublieve12]

Do you know how I know you're gay?

Your d*** tastes like s**t

[PatowalongaPirate]

Rogue Brewery in Oregon have a Beard Beer. It uses wild yeast originally cultured from nine beard hairs belonging to Rogue Ales' brewmaster, John Maier.

[Corona Man]

Rogue Brewery in Oregon have a Beard Beer. It uses wild yeast originally cultured from nine beard hairs belonging to Rogue Ales' brewmaster, John Maier.

Ewwww no thanks.

[Pseudo]

Rogue Brewery in Oregon have a Beard Beer. It uses wild yeast originally cultured from nine beard hairs belonging to Rogue Ales' brewmaster, John Maier.

Makes you wonder who he's going to source the yeast from when he tries a Vaginal Infection Beer...

[PatowalongaPirate]

Rogue Brewery in Oregon have a Beard Beer. It uses wild yeast originally cultured from nine beard hairs belonging to Rogue Ales' brewmaster, John Maier.

Makes you wonder who he's going to source the yeast from when he tries a Vaginal Infection Beer...

Isn't that Tooheys Extra Dry?

[Corona Man]

Rogue Brewery in Oregon have a Beard Beer. It uses wild yeast originally cultured from nine beard hairs belonging to Rogue Ales' brewmaster, John Maier.

Makes you wonder who he's going to source the yeast from when he tries a Vaginal Infection Beer...

Isn't that Tooheys Extra Dry?

Nup. Pirate life.

[Lightning McQueen]

Nup. Pirate life.

Thought it may have been 50 lashes

[bennymacca]

Rogue Brewery in Oregon have a Beard Beer. It uses wild yeast originally cultured from nine beard hairs belonging to Rogue Ales' brewmaster, John Maier.

ive tried it.

wasn't bad.

beards are awesome and people who shave are just jealous they cant grow a beard

[Corona Man]

Nup. Pirate life.

Thought it may have been 50 gashes

EFA

[PatowalongaPirate]

Rogue Brewery in Oregon have a Beard Beer. It uses wild yeast originally cultured from nine beard hairs belonging to Rogue Ales' brewmaster, John Maier.

Makes you wonder who he's going to source the yeast from when he tries a Vaginal Infection Beer...

Isn't that Tooheys Extra Dry?

Nup. Pirate life.

I quite enjoy a Pirate life.