Australia ODI/T20 tour of England and Zimbabwe

[Armchair expert]

Cya Paine you are done

[carey]

Cya Paine you are done

What a stupid run

[The Dark Knight]

Switching between House Rules, the Origin and the Cricket tonight.

Just saw Trav get out, another start after looking very good before picking out the only bloke in the deep trying to smash a long hop out the ground FFS.

Then Paine is run out, why can't we do anything right on this tour?

[am Bays]

Ashton, I can you handle you using you bat as if it's made of helium BUT

When there are two distinct noises, ball hitting stumps and 11 blokes going ape shit, there's no need to turn and look at your stumps. Just start walking...

[daysofourlives]

This team is worse than the mid to late eighties teams. Wont even mention our bowling.
The batting, eff me, Englands attack is hardly at the top of the tree, Curran, Plunklett and Ball are just making their way in international cricket, ffs moen ali does the damage most of the time, the iwkcet is a road and we are 7/160.

Surely it hasnt been Paines call to change the batting order so much this series. im of the belief that its the captains call but i get the feeling Langer would be running the team given Paine shouldnt even be in the team. Marsh makes 100 at 3 last game, this game Stoinis comes in at 3 and they both fail.

Ch7 and foxtel might be regretting paying so much for this rabble

[am Bays]

Then Paine is run out, why can't we do anything right on this tour?

Inexperience + low confidence + opposition being positive = poor results!

[am Bays]

First time two NT born boys have batted together for Australia?

[daysofourlives]

First time two NT born boys have batted together for Australia?

I might be going out on a limb here but perhaps we should a bit more of NSW players and a bit less of players from that powerhouse the NT

[Jim05]

First time two NT born boys have batted together for Australia?

I might be going out on a limb here but perhaps we should a bit more of NSW players and a bit less of players from that powerhouse the NT

Be great if Langer stopped looking after his WA mates

[am Bays]

Stanlake, 100 in 20 overs, Yes or No??

[helicopterking]

All this why Khawaja has reeled off 2 tons playing for Glamorgan last week. Must be pumped seeing Stoinis at 3.

[Armchair expert]

Another innings full of soft dismissals.

Poms will probably experiment so they will chase the runs down in 35 overs.

[daysofourlives]

Another innings full of soft dismissals.

Poms will probably experiment so they will chase the runs down in 35 overs.

Or theyll get em in 20 1 down to rub it in

[am Bays]

Can we???

[jackpot jim]

Can we???

3/23
Ummmm YES

Was there any doubt?

[Armchair expert]

BILLLLYYYYYYYYYY

[am Bays]

Hazelwood, is first choice up wind, bowl in the channel seam up 140 km/h and has been nursed but gee I won't be too upset if he's injured or rested and Stanlake is next cab off the rank.

[Armchair expert]

Handy wicket, right in this

[jackpot jim]

5/50
Geeeeez England are SHIT

Anyone take the $17 on offer the Aussies at change of innings? Or the $1.01 Eng ?

[jackpot jim]

6/99 and Paine brings on Short
Smashed for 6 1st ball and 12 off the over
Next over Richo with 2 wickets in 2 balls and on a Hat Trick
Channel 9 go for a commercial break for 3 minutes, come back and Richo is walking back to his mark after having bowled his Hat Trick ball attempt.
Great stuff channel 9 idiots. Seriously WTF are the clowns doing?
8/115 Butler 48*
Betting Fluctuations
Aust $2.50 into $2.00 out to $17 and now into $1.10
England $1.57 out to $1.80 into $1.01 and now out to $7.00
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